You call that a knife? THIS is a knife

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British police are on the lookout for something called a WASP Knife, a weapon that injects a ball of compressed gas into its victim that then expands to the size of a basketball, instantly freezing and exploding their internal organs. The blade, which was designed to help hunters and divers bring down large wild animals quickly, could possibly be bought on the internet by serial killing-minded crooks.
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http://gizmodo.com/5027010/wasp-knife-will-freeze-and-blow-up-your-organs
 
Holy f***ing shit!!! I don't know what else i can say apart from WHO THE F*** WOULD INVENT A KNIFE LIKE THAT????!!!!!
 
Yeah, I heard about this a while ago. Frightening. Why on earth would you anyone need this? :eek:
 
"The blade, .. was designed to help hunters and divers bring down large wild animals quickly"


click the link, there's a video too
 
My mum caught me looking at this and now she thinks I'm going to be a serial killer. :l
 
I swear I've seen this before. Or maybe I'm premembering again.
 
Ahhh good old Blighty, getting chibbed has become a national pastime. Now we can enjoy explodededed internal organs to boot! What an age we live in.


Crocodile Dundee is ****ing awesome.
 
Interesting weapon, though there is no need for alarm, it's not like - because of this, now you are a greater risk of being stabbed by someone. I mean, you are either a killer or not. There are plenty of tools of death.

I'd like to see a video where the show it working or something.
 
That's an awesome idea for a knife.

Sharks can be kinda scary when diving. Or indeed surfing.
 
VirusType2 said:
Interesting weapon, though there is no need for alarm, it's not like - because of this, now you are a greater risk of being stabbed by someone. I mean, you are either a killer or not. There are plenty of tools of death.

I'd like to see a video where the show it working or something.
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jebus, does no one click posted links? there's a video right there linked in the op
 
Cormeh said:
Ahhh good old Blighty, getting chibbed has become a national pastime. Now we can enjoy explodededed internal organs to boot! What an age we live in.


Crocodile Dundee is ****ing awesome.
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This made me lol, and lol, and lol :LOL:




Hope it isn't used for an aggressive purpose against other people... well...maybe chavs
 
Holy balls. A knife that freezes and explodes your internal organs?


...f*cking sweet.
 
How come no FPS games have thought of something this sweet?
 
Aw ****.

Getting stabbed by some yobbo is already bad enough, now I have to worry about my internal organs exploding as well? D:
 
This is simulteonsly awesome and also saddening - the fact that someone would spend time making this.
 
it was made for divers to fight off sharks/commie frogmen
 
Man, chasing furries with this thing should be considered a Olympic sport.

Points would be scored on speed, agility and overkill. If the hunter becomes the hunted, the beast scores points and should be eligible for medals.
 
CptStern said:
it was made for divers to fight off sharks/commie frogmen
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they should make a Jaws sequel thats 5 minutes long and it consists of some shark swimming towards a beach thinking hes about to ruin everyones shit until some dude just jumps into the water and stabs him with this. Credits Roll.
 
Thats stupid. If it were to be used against a rampaging animal the guy who stabbed it would already be dead because there seems to be a delay. For example , a diver stabs a shark attacking him with it , in the time between the stab and the asplosion the shark would be enraged and kick the crap out of the diver.
 
How long do you think it will be before the US Military starts issuing these?

Mech Man said:
Thats stupid. If it were to be used against a rampaging animal the guy who stabbed it would already be dead because there seems to be a delay. For example , a diver stabs a shark attacking him with it , in the time between the stab and the asplosion the shark would be enraged and kick the crap out of the diver.
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The delay was three seconds at most. Unless the shark did a surprise buttsex attack, that knife would save your life since instead of the attack lasting a couple minutes, it only lasts a few seconds.
 
Mech Man said:
Thats stupid. If it were to be used against a rampaging animal the guy who stabbed it would already be dead because there seems to be a delay. For example , a diver stabs a shark attacking him with it , in the time between the stab and the asplosion the shark would be enraged and kick the crap out of the diver.
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Maybe a great white, but a if a shark latches onto you you just dont die instantly. You'd be pretty banged up seeing as a shark just tried to take a chunk out of you, but you wouldn't be dead because the sharks insides just EXPLODED.

EDIT: BEATEN. GO TO HELL KRYNN
 
CptStern said:
or grenades that when they explode they shoot hundred of tiny air compressed knives
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or knives that inject minature grenades in you that when they explode shoot out hundred of tiny air compressed knives.
 
Adrik_Senturu said:
or knives that inject minature grenades in you that when they explode shoot out hundred of tiny air compressed knives.
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<pulls out gun, shoots Adrik_Senturu a la Indiana Jones in raiders>

wow what a cool invention I made up, I'm off to patent my idea
 
Having survived a gunshot I have decided that bullets suck and hurt alot.

Which is why I have invented a gun that shoots knives that inject miniature grenades in you that when they explode shoot out hundred of tiny air compressed knives.
 
Adrik_Senturu said:
Having survived a gunshot I have decided that bullets suck and hurt alot.

Which is why I have invented a gun that shoots knives that inject miniature grenades in you that when they explode shoot out hundred of tiny air compressed knives.
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This.
 
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