You call that a knife? THIS is a knife

[CptStern]

Having survived a gunshot I have decided that bullets suck and hurt alot.

Which is why I have invented a gun that shoots knives that inject miniature grenades in you that when they explode shoot out hundred of tiny air compressed knives.

6 months in intensive care later:

<calls Homeland Security>

Operator: Fatherland Security ..err I mean Homeland Security, how can I help you?

panicky idiot: OMG TERRORISTS!!! ESPLOSION, BOMBS, EXPLODING KNIVES, They're making explosive knives to KILL AMERICA!!! I'm pretty sure he's muslim cuz he has a terrorist sounding name: Adrik_JIHAD_Senturu

Operator: calm down sir, we've dispatched a Rapid Response ANTI-Terrorist Patriotic Squad to your location

panicky idiot: oh for the love of the red white and blue, HURRY, I got to get to the patent office before it closes

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

So apparently homeland security saw my post and went ahead and stole the idea before I could patent it. Friend of mine who has some connections found a diagram of how the thing works. Assholes, even our posts aren't safe anymore.

 

[Headcrab Pie]

This should be Spy unlock.

 

[Gray Fox]

lol

but what a terrible weapon.

 

[Rizzo]

I want all thats been mentioned.

 

[VirusType2]

There is no delay.

It has a trigger and you press the trigger when you want to discharge it. The trigger simply pierces the CO2 cartridge which is under a great deal of pressure.

He waited because he was a pussy and afraid he would stab himself and blow his hand off, or a chunk of watermelon would lodge into his genitalia - something.

That is just what I gather from watching the video anyway

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

I say yes to this knife. DO WANT

 

[Jintor]

**** lightsabres, this is what's IN.

 

[Raziaar]

Great, now I'm more afraid of knives(this knife) than I am of guns.

 

[15357]

This is awesome and freaking crazy.










You could make a soda with this.

 

[morgs]

AWESOME! I so want one of these.

 

[Overclock]

http://gizmodo.com/5027010/wasp-knife-will-freeze-and-blow-up-your-organs

Spy unlock. :thumbs:

 

[Steven]

Having survived a gunshot I have decided that bullets suck and hurt alot.

Which is why I have invented a gun that shoots knives that inject miniature grenades in you that when they explode shoot out hundred of tiny air compressed knives.

God****, every post you've made in this thread...

 

[Jintor]

Spy unlock. :thumbs:

Huh... a knife that makes your enemies explode into giblets? ZOMG OVERPOWERED

 

[Gray Fox]

Wait it would be so cool if the enemy was not killed at or harmed but instantly grow in to a balloon like
shape and thus was immobilized, but could be rolled for like 5 seconds, and you could like using him to
crush people. But if no damage was done to him during that time he would return to normal.

 

[Darkangel]

When I first saw the pic I thought the CO2 fired the knife blade out like a gun or something.

 

[<RJMC>]

I will make something worse

it will be a knife that shoot ANGRY BEAVERS!

yeah it will like stab! and them you pull the trigger and tree angy beavers will come from the blade and eat the stabed person from inside out and the beavers will kill anyone you wish until they explodes cuz they will carry c4 in case things get messy

 

[Mech Man]

Wait it would be so cool if the enemy was not killed at or harmed but instantly grow in to a balloon like
shape and thus was immobilized, but could be rolled for like 5 seconds, and you could like using him to
crush people. But if no damage was done to him during that time he would return to normal.

Life. One big awesome video game.

 

[Barnz]

LOL Gabe should get one. After all, he's one crazy knife collector.