You know your a programmer when......

[kirovman]

-- you know you're a programmer when you made the flight control system for my airship!

-- lol can I ride

-- No.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[ríomhaire]

...when you curse women's AI

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Bah, the woman I have has perfect coding!

And modelling too!

-Angry Lawyer

 

[ZeeM]

Bah, the woman I have has perfect coding!

Yeah! Just too many bugs. Behaves strangely at random times for no apparent reasons.

You know you're a programmer when:
You put the semicolon character at the end of every line of text you write;
When

 

[CrazyHarij]

10
print "lol"
beep c d e f
sleep 1
cls

20
print "I have only coded in qbasic"
print "coding is seriously hardcore by the way"
sleep 4
cls
goto 10

 

[Pesmerga]

cout << "Is better than";
printf;

 

[Angry Lawyer]

void CheckBetterness(char* nameA, char* nameB)
{
//if (nameA > nameB)
//cout << nameA << " is better than " << nameB;
//else
//cout << nameB << " is better than " << nameA;
//Lawyer: Bugger this, we know the answer to this question!

cout << "Lawyer is better than you all!";
return;
}

-Angry Lawyer

 

[carrera]

....you log in to tell Angry Lawer that he forgot to comment out the "else"

 

[Angry Lawyer]

...You slap Carrera in the face with a certain part of your anatomy

-Angry Lawyer

 

[carrera]

mmm cheesy

 

[TheDan]

while (sizeof(TheDan.penis) > 57983)
{
// omgosh infinite loop D:
}

 

[EC]

...you're sitting in the university library, supposed to be writing a paper about the history of Java, you go to the HL2.net boards thinking of asking anybody if they know any sources to look for information, and you find a thread about "You know you're a programmer when...".

 

[Angry Lawyer]

while (sizeof(TheDan.penis) > 57983)
{
// lol this code will never run
}

Fixed.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[TheDan]

='(

int Angry_Lawyer::Think() { return 1; }

 

[Angry Lawyer]

void CBaseLawyer::Think()
{
cout<<"Sechs\n";
}

int Main()
{
AngryLawyer = new CBaseLawyer();
While (AngryLawyer)
{
AngryLawyer.Think();
}
}

-Angry Lawyer

 

[TheDan]

AngryLawyer->Think();

or

(*AngryLawyer).Think();

Remember to dereference your pointers properly!

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Good point. I always fall over on the free stack.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[TheDan]

Attempting to un-derail this thread..

You know you're a programmer when...

...You can correct the uber Angry Lawyer =o!

 

[ríomhaire]

...you programme things
:E:|;(

 

[Angry Lawyer]

D:

Well, I do have to juggle coding with a hawt girlfriend.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Pesmerga]

return 0;

LOL I ENDED THE THREAD NUBS

 

[EC]

}

Actually, I ended it.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

...When people offer you money to join their non-profit mod team

-Angry Lawyer

 

[DEATH eVADER]

...you think you can solve all of today's political problems with pseudo-code

 

[Steven]

You know your a programmer when...

You appreciate text-based games people have programmed.

qft

 

[The Mullinator]

You know your a programmer when you take a look at real world "games" (poker, word games, etc.) , situations, sports statistics, the way a human reacts to different situations, etc. And you start considering how such things can be either represented, analyzed, or simulated in a programming nature.

Also you know your a programmer when the novelty of having been able to develop a program that crashes your computer wears off and you just become enraged whenever it happens.

You know your a programmer when you start to describe various glitches and bugs as "features".