You know your a programmer when......

[AH_Viper]

I don't quite know how well this will work but i'm at the of my 4th year honours project, writing the report, and I was looking for a little bit of a distraction

Anyway, dunno if any of you guys program but I thought i might start it off considering i just did it about 2 seconds ago

You know your a programmer when......

#1 You look for a good 5 seconds for the "Complie button" in Word when your trying to save your work.

Let see what we can come up with....

 

[Pesmerga]

#2 In mIRC, you type cout<< before any message you send.

 

[Dalamari]

You make threads that start with "You know you're a..." in order to find other people that share your interest and hopefully can somewhat justify your habbit

 

[Pesmerga]

You know you're an asshole when you're Dalamari.

 

[Dalamari]

You know you're an asshole when you're Dalamari.

You know you're a Pesmerga when you're bending over and taking it in the ass

 

[Pesmerga]

Put me back in your mother ****ing sig, now.

 

[Kamikazie]

Wow...

 

[DEATH eVADER]

You know assembly language better than your native language

 

[nutcrackr]

I can't really think of anything;
might have to call a friend(number);

 

[Dalamari]

Put me back in your mother ****ing sig, now.

NEVAR!

 

[Pesmerga]

if
{
dalamari == ****ingAsshole->cockSucker;
then
rape(ear);
else
doNothing; <-- (lol @ half-life console code)
}

 

[Kamikazie]

Floridians are not stupid...TAKE THAT OUT OF YOUR SIG NOW!



please.

 

[Pesmerga]

Floridians are not stupid...TAKE THAT OUT OF YOUR SIG NOW!



please.

He didn't say all Floridians were stupid, only me. I just happen to live in Florida.

 

[Kamikazie]

well, in that case, i dont give a shit.

do what you please

 

[Puzzlemaker]

You know your a programmer when...

Whenever you play a game for the first time, to wonder how they coded this, and this, and how did they do this?

You burst out laughing when people complain that it takes to long for companies to make games.

You burst out laughing when people complain that it takes to long for companies to fix bugs.

You like squashing bugs, be it with a newspaper of with a keyboard.

 

[AH_Viper]

You make threads that start with "You know you're a..." in order to find other people that share your interest and hopefully can somewhat justify your habbit

QFT

And

Being called a nerd make you smile inside and laugh on the outside because you know you can kick their ass..... at CS (1.6 ofcourse )

 

[Angry Lawyer]

...When you can look at a new game and think "Hrmm, that can work by having a two-dimensional array with fifteen pointers".

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Lucid]

You know your a programmer when......

You program things.

 

[Puzzlemaker]

...When you can look at a new game and think "Hrmm, that can work by having a two-dimensional array with fifteen pointers".

-Angry Lawyer

Lmao.

 

[AH_Viper]

You know, talking of 2D arrays

http://vegeta.computing.dundee.ac.uk/rmudie/index.php?page=projects&courseID=ac21001 - Download my text based game "Maximum Damage" (dam uni doenst let me directly link files)

I made it in second year in C - It kicks ass

Hehe, this makes me want to add.

You know your a programmer when....

You think text based games are the best because you can program them

 

[Puzzlemaker]

You know your a programmer when...

You appreciate text-based games people have programmed.

 

[Murray_H]

You know you're a programmer when someone tells you that you're a programmer.

 

[Pesmerga]

Murray_H, you are a programmer.

 

[AH_Viper]

This is maybe more of a 20 something gamer thing but....

You appreatite the glory days of the NES and the work gone into making an 8bit tune of the numa numa song!

http://www.cannotfindserver.co.uk/stuff_numanumanes.php <- sounds better if you ask me

 

[CyberPitz]

When you are in the class titled, "Programming".

 

[sHaDdoW]

When you are in the class titled, "Programming".

Alot of programmers are self taught.

 

[Gorgon]

You know you're a Pesmerga when you're bending over and taking it in the ass

haha :cheers:

 

[el Chi]

...you spell "you're" "your".
*Blood boils*


You know you're a conceited, pedantic English student when retarded grammatical errors like writing "your" instead of "you're" makes you're blood boil.



D'you see what I did there?

 

[Pesmerga]

*raises hand*

But, to assure this post isn't considered spam, I will write a brief, not too lengthy post, to ensure that it doesn't attract attention. Hopefully, Danimal will look over this completely useless reply due to the effort put into the post, hoping he will not read it. I love you Danimal.

 

[AH_Viper]

*raises hand*

But, to assure this post isn't considered spam, I will write a brief, not too lengthy post, to ensure that it doesn't attract attention. Hopefully, Danimal will look over this completely useless reply due to the effort put into the post, hoping he will not read it. I love you Danimal.

Touche salesman :smoking:

I need to add: You know your a programmer when....

your still sitting in uni on saterday night, still writing your report for your disertation due on monday and you still can't but help fiddle with the aceness of the program you've created over the last year. That works perfectly. That shouldnt be touched because you've got to demo it on monday anyway and if you do anything it will break..... but you want to touch it.... it calls you..... *faint whispers* come to me Roy */faint whispers*

........ i'll be right back, i've got to touch my program

 

[The Monkey]

 

[mindless_moder]

You know you're a programmer when you ban someone from your cs server not because he/she was cheating but because their aimbot shares an inferior algorithm
You know you're a programmer when words like preprocessor directive and bubble sorting make you feel weak in the knees
You know you're a programmer when you try and look for compile , link and run on the microwave

 

[kirovman]

When you dream in code. :| ;( :vader:

 

[mindless_moder]

You know you're a programmer when you have the contents of stdio.h tattoed on your left arm.
You know you're a programmer when your first-aid kit contains a copy of MSVC++

 

[el Chi]

I need to add: You know your a programmer when....

your still sitting in uni on saterday night

*Dies*

 

[JellyWorld]

You know you're a programmer when you've coded Beethoven's 5th in C.

 

[kirovman]

-- you know your a programmer when you work for me lol

-- Now hold on one moment, I'm a programmer and that didn't make any sense! -Angry Lawyer

-- bant lol

 

[Angry Lawyer]

-- you know you're a programmer when you made the flight control system for my airship!

-- lol can I ride

-- No.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[AH_Viper]

That's why True Programmers (a.k.a. Software Development Engineers) put major projects under control of one of the many SCM systems, create a branch of the code base to fiddle around with and leave the root untouched.

I thought that schools would have caught up by now and teach good practices.

You know your a GOOD programmer when your SOO good you dont use source control, dispite the fact you've been taught it since 1st year

Thats so not true btw, I just didnt use it for this project as I was the only person working on it and wanted to work from multiple locations without any hassles Not that some SCM doesnt let me I jsut couldnt be assed (thus my true programmer status remains intact )

 

[Murray_H]

Murray_H, you are a programmer.

Holy Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!