"you know you're a geek when.... "

[craig]

I'll start...


"... when you go to a bar named USB, giggle and tell your mates that USB stands for universal serial bus"

 

[Lucifer Crass]

You try to duck jump in Real life, to see if it accualty works.

You also attempted bunnyhopping.

 

[lePobz]

/me giggles... it does?

 

[Letters]

Yeah... actually it does!

It's generally a good idea to pick up your legs if you're jumping onto something...

 

[lePobz]

You know you're a geek when you shout "LOL!" at your mate, instead of actually laughing.

 

[PvtRyan]

You run someone down with your car and quick load won't work.

 

[Letters]

You run someone down with your car and quick load won't work.

Then, in panic, you get out and hit them with a medkit while making beep sounds!

 

[lePobz]

Or you try and kill everyone else so the next round will start...

 

[PvtRyan]

You answer in class when you're asked 'who won WW2' and reply with 'I did'

 

[lePobz]

You answer in class when you're asked 'who won WW2' and reply with 'I did'

"- On Hard!, in only two days!"

 

[PvtRyan]

You hit someone in the face and shout 'I've gained 18 EXP! Level up!'

 

[Pauly]

godmode still seems that your recieve pain

 

[Paintballer]

you try to rocket jump with a stick of dynamite and a pvc pipe under pressure....

(doesn't work)





You run around insulting people that are bigger than you, thinking that they can't hurt you....






You write your entire english final in 1337 S|>33[|-|

 

[mchammer75040]

You hit someone in the face and shout 'I've gained 18 EXP! Level up!'

heheh nice

After eating you proclaim 'energy levels replenished'.

 

[Zerimski]

When you realise that committing suicide isn't quite as easy as typing "kill".

Unfortunately.

 

[Camon_Draconis]

When failing a class, you realize that ctrl+alt+delete is highly overated


Going to a school dance is just an easy way for your friends to get together, enjoy nice music and play D&D.


You enjoy writing HTML and ActonScript on paper, then using your scanner to put it on your com.


In PE, you talk about how you own3d last night at a LAN place.


You speak l33t to your friends like "j00 4r3 n00b!" or whats even worse, when you make up l33t sayings like "j0, w455up chux0r!"

 

[csmighty1]

When you realise that committing suicide isn't quite as easy as typing "kill".

Unfortunately.

so, is it a bad thing that commiting suicide is hard to do? I don't get it..........your scaring me

 

[IonGorilla]

Going to a school dance is just an easy way for your friends to get together, enjoy nice music and play D&D.

Lol, I know a guy who does that


You see an ugly girl and wish they had better textures.

You walk into random objects just to test the physics.

While playing paintball you wonder why aimbot isnt working.

 

[CrazyHarij]

...You're reading this.

 

[Foxtrot]

...Your're replying to this.

 

[Lucifer Crass]

Counter-Strike Has made you a smart ass

 

[Foxtrot]

coolio2man, that link in your sig is weird. Do you actually belive that stuff? It is obviously fake, but still very interesting.

 

[Pauly]

how do u speak l33t/???? plz say aloud w45up lol

 

[Lucifer Crass]

coolio2man, that link in your sig is weird. Do you actually belive that stuff? It is obviously fake, but still very interesting.

I keep an open mind about weird stuff only because its fascinating to me. I have never seen a revolution b4 Lol

 

[Foxtrot]

That is some weird stuff, did anyone think of finding his IP and fining where he lives?

 

[Bad^Hat]

You know you're a geek when you shout "LOL!" at your mate, instead of actually laughing.

I actually do this alot

When, without noticing, you yell 'noob' across the room at a LAN instead of typing it.

...Yeah, that too

 

[Lucifer Crass]

Supposedly he went back to the future. 2036. All that info was from Q4 2000 - Q1 2001

His predictions are gnarly and you can see some major conflict on the horizon with the constant uphevials in the homeland and in the Front lines.

/on topic

You have built your own computer and tweaked it out. (Usually people modify cars and not computers)

 

[JonTheCanuck]

you look at ventilation vents and think it would be a good place for CT's to enter to disable the bomb the T's are guarding.

 

[CyberSh33p]

you make "you know you're a geek when..." threads.

 

[craig]

you make "you know you're a geek when..." threads.

ouch. that one stung.

/me goes to hide in the corner.

 

[synth]

You have built your own computer and tweaked it out. (Usually people modify cars and not computers)

...or when you say "I'm going to NFS:U my computer/car."

 

[Bad^Hat]

you look at ventilation vents and think it would be a good place for CT's to enter to disable the bomb the T's are guarding.

I remember after an all-niter of playind CoD I looked up to a high window from outside and went to duck for ducker... I was just still awake enough to stop myself

 

[ComradeBadger]

When you have case neons

 

[Chris D]

...You think of responses to other people's forum posts while you're on your way to work.


Incidentally, I thought the above one up in the bar last night :|

 

[nw909]

when you have 6000+ posts on halflife2.net

~(._.~)

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

You repeatedly stick your fingers in a plug socket, expecting it to recharge your HEV.

You wonder how many hit points eating a bowl of shreddies gives you.

You sit in front of your computer in a sleeping bag, eating shreddies at 3:07 in the afternoon, instead of doing collage work and going out with friends...

/me goes off to cry.

You cry

You talk about the wife while actually refering to The Sims Online

You try to cast 200 Hold over a person chasing you, and when they dont stop you shout ast them with 340 Thunder Voice

 

[Maxi]

You spend more time at the computer then the tv or outside.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

How is spending time watching TV better than the computer?

 

[Maxi]

I dunno, guess it's more normal?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Well i would have thought that nowadays just as many people our age go onto computers.