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This is another one of my bitching threads.
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Newsflash: Talking about bull-shit that is useless at 14 makes you cool! And being cool is very, very important. Failed a job interview, recently? You probably weren't cool enough.
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Anyways, school is going well for me. I am doing well and I've schooled at the tests/quizzes I've been given.
Anyways, at lunch time, I sit my friends and they really suck.
Why do I hang out with them? Ask God.
Anyways, one of them is a juvenile delinquent (I'll be calling him Mr. Delinquent for most of the time), another one of my friends is all of the following: a
asshole, pussy, lardass, dumbass who thinks he's smart because he got 4 A's on his report card, hypocrite and bullshiter. When he tries to sound smart, it really comes out as philosophy, and he tries to act like a gangster, it's hilarious. Let's call this guy: PussyB (Whenever I say PussyB, I am referring to this moron. However, the rest of the guys don't bother me at all.
So, after my English class, we are having lunch and the delinquent (who has burned my kitchen once before) and goes on about this party, you should know, his father (I'm not sure which one) has offered to give him:
-Alcohol
-Drugs
-Porno magazines
-A hooker
You guys are probably thinking, " Holy crap, Tredosloop! That's bad? I would love a father like that!"
Shut up!
He said that he'll get porno magazines for us se we can view them and jack-off to them in a group fashion. You see, PussyB is desperate and tries to act manly and 'cool' by talking about bullshit and sex.
By jacking off in unison with us, he hopes to achieve manliness.
He sounds like a total geek when he talks about girls.
"First, I give her a 9.87231412 for her breasts because they are at a 108 degree fixture."
He thinks he can get laid.
When I was at Vancouver Island with him, we were at the beach and we had no shirts on and he raised his flabby arms and started to flex.
Asshole! You think you have muscles? It's flab! You don't work out and your eating habits are disgusting! You can't even stop thinking about food! I actually work out and I admit, I don't even expect Maddox-like man pecks.
And the delinquent isn't as annoying as PussyB, but still pisses me off.
Almost everyone of my friends like to talk about sex because they think they'll look:
1)Straight
2)Cool
3)Attractive
Mr. Delinquent says he'll get laid in a party in this upcoming Friday, and says he'll get laid because he already got to '1st' base. What the hell is first base? I admit, I don't know all this dating and '1st' base stuff because I am not a hot-shot moron.
When kids my age (14) talk about politics, sex, drugs and etc..., they're really trying to sound smart and cool and try to fit in and it usually ends up as philosophy.
Here's an example:
*Saddam gets captured
His only reference was a Simpson episode where Lisa wrote an essay that granted her a trip to the White House.
When the delinquent says he got to '1st' base, he was probably using his definition of '1st' base.
I'm sorry, Mr. Delinquent, touching your grandmother's vagina does not count, please do not remind me of that horrible thought by mentioning your bullshit again.
What is it with kids and talking about bullshit that doesn't matter to them? Kids are asking each other for a dance at elementary graduation dances and the next day, they are boyfriends and girlfriends!
They don't know how the dating system works! Hell, I don't even know.
And now, my Maddox rip-off statement.
50,982 kids are 'dating' and haven't even went on a date.
______________________________________________________
Newsflash: Talking about bull-shit that is useless at 14 makes you cool! And being cool is very, very important. Failed a job interview, recently? You probably weren't cool enough.
______________________________________________________
Anyways, school is going well for me. I am doing well and I've schooled at the tests/quizzes I've been given.
Anyways, at lunch time, I sit my friends and they really suck.
Why do I hang out with them? Ask God.
Anyways, one of them is a juvenile delinquent (I'll be calling him Mr. Delinquent for most of the time), another one of my friends is all of the following: a
asshole, pussy, lardass, dumbass who thinks he's smart because he got 4 A's on his report card, hypocrite and bullshiter. When he tries to sound smart, it really comes out as philosophy, and he tries to act like a gangster, it's hilarious. Let's call this guy: PussyB (Whenever I say PussyB, I am referring to this moron. However, the rest of the guys don't bother me at all.So, after my English class, we are having lunch and the delinquent (who has burned my kitchen once before) and goes on about this party, you should know, his father (I'm not sure which one) has offered to give him:
-Alcohol
-Drugs
-Porno magazines
-A hooker
You guys are probably thinking, " Holy crap, Tredosloop! That's bad? I would love a father like that!"
Shut up!
He said that he'll get porno magazines for us se we can view them and jack-off to them in a group fashion. You see, PussyB is desperate and tries to act manly and 'cool' by talking about bullshit and sex.
By jacking off in unison with us, he hopes to achieve manliness.
He sounds like a total geek when he talks about girls.
"First, I give her a 9.87231412 for her breasts because they are at a 108 degree fixture."
He thinks he can get laid.
When I was at Vancouver Island with him, we were at the beach and we had no shirts on and he raised his flabby arms and started to flex.
Asshole! You think you have muscles? It's flab! You don't work out and your eating habits are disgusting! You can't even stop thinking about food! I actually work out and I admit, I don't even expect Maddox-like man pecks.
And the delinquent isn't as annoying as PussyB, but still pisses me off.
Almost everyone of my friends like to talk about sex because they think they'll look:
1)Straight
2)Cool
3)Attractive
Mr. Delinquent says he'll get laid in a party in this upcoming Friday, and says he'll get laid because he already got to '1st' base. What the hell is first base? I admit, I don't know all this dating and '1st' base stuff because I am not a hot-shot moron.
When kids my age (14) talk about politics, sex, drugs and etc..., they're really trying to sound smart and cool and try to fit in and it usually ends up as philosophy.
Here's an example:
*Saddam gets captured
Trying to sound smart? How is the U.S. corrupt? Last time I've been there on a Vacation, the country seemed very stable.
His only reference was a Simpson episode where Lisa wrote an essay that granted her a trip to the White House.
When the delinquent says he got to '1st' base, he was probably using his definition of '1st' base.
I'm sorry, Mr. Delinquent, touching your grandmother's vagina does not count, please do not remind me of that horrible thought by mentioning your bullshit again.
What is it with kids and talking about bullshit that doesn't matter to them? Kids are asking each other for a dance at elementary graduation dances and the next day, they are boyfriends and girlfriends!
They don't know how the dating system works! Hell, I don't even know.
And now, my Maddox rip-off statement.
50,982 kids are 'dating' and haven't even went on a date.
