You must be cool because being cool is important! (I hate my friends, comfort me.)

[Dalamari]

I didn't mean about joking around about it, I meant actually talking about how they're going to jack off.

Even not joking, talking about serious things like "Have you ever done it so much you....." and talking about real things, you know you have real friends when you can talk about stuff like that.

 

[Lethal8472]

What? I am single and non drug using and I am the coolest guy in my school . Bam bam bojizzle. <- Urbandictionaried :[

I noticed something when you made this post. You live in Arizona, basically a rural desert state. Tredoslop lives in New York, basically one big city. I've noticed the closer you live to a city, the more drugs become the "cool" thing to do. And no, i'm not using this one single example to make this assumption.

 

[FoxDie]

I noticed something when you made this post. You live in Arizona, basically a rural desert state. Tredoslop lives in New York, basically one big city. I've noticed the closer you live to a city, the more drugs become the "cool" thing to do. And no, i'm not using this one single example to make this assumption.

Well it really depends on which area of Arizona you are in. Phoenix, for example, is a massive city in Arizona, but he's located in Golden Valley....I think that area is small.

 

[CyberSh33p]

ditch em. they're not your friends. I must say to you don't be too elitist yourself though. you come across that way kinda.

and no I won't explain stfu lol

 

[Prince of China]

I noticed something when you made this post. You live in Arizona, basically a rural desert state. Tredoslop lives in New York, basically one big city. I've noticed the closer you live to a city, the more drugs become the "cool" thing to do. And no, i'm not using this one single example to make this assumption.

I live in Canada.

 

[Yuri]

Erg, you'll have to get used to this mate. Most people's friends completely change around 13-14. Happened to me and everyone I know, pretty much.

 

[CyberSh33p]

Erg, you'll have to get used to this mate. Most people's friends completely change around 13-14. Happened to me and everyone I know, pretty much.

Unless you're like me where you're still friends with many people you knew back then but actually hang out with a different group


... myself

 

[Lethal8472]

I live in Canada.

:O I was looking at the wrong post when I saw the New York location. I feel like a f****** idiot now. This is why i dont post often. ;(

 

[FoxDie]

I live in Canada.

EDIT: Oops, nevermind, I misread his post too

 

[Bad^Hat]

Newsflash: Talking about bull-shit that is useless at 14 makes you cool! And being cool is very, very important. Failed a job interview, recently? You probably weren't cool enough.

Very Maddox, but you forgot 'asswad'.

In short, I didn't read past the second line

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Well it really depends on which area of Arizona you are in. Phoenix, for example, is a massive city in Arizona, but he's located in Golden Valley....I think that area is small.

Actually, here in Mohave drug use is a serious problem.. and a HELL of a lot of kids do it. I'd say maybe 2/5 of them are pot heads. Maybe 1/10 use meth.

But it's not even an issue of social structure or anything. It is (not condoning it at all, it's horrible, but I'm saying in this situation social wise) not a big deal. It's not an issue for people and such, if you smoke or don't smoke- they don't care either way. Not much drug peer pressure either. If you go to a party you're bound to get asked or offered, etc, but they seem to respect your choice with a basic "okay, cool."

There are exceptions but that's the norm here.

 

[Tr0n]

I hate your friends to.....

 

[The DemonWithin]

I think the obvoius answer here, is to reveal your legions of concubines and throw on the bling. from there on its smooth sailing.

 

[KidRock]

I totally f*cking agree with you.

Nowadays, what's "kewl"?

* Sex
* Weed

For some reason, you aren't "kewl" if you haven't got a girlfriend/boyfriend. No dumbasses, I know it won't last, so I don't f*cking bother!

(I was not insulting anyone here, "dumbasses" was used figuratively).

Thats so funny you mention that. I was in english today and we had to sit in groups of 5 and discuss this book we are reading..

so it was Me, this little white gangster(whos actually pretty cool) this skater girl, this spanish chick, and this black dude. the skater girl sat there staring at the ceiling moaning "man I wanna burn some reefer" so me and the wigger start to laugh and she goes "whats so funny guys?! everybody does it!" and we go "no were ok"

point is: there is no point really...but this is to the thread starter: people are assholes.. find some new friends.

 

[Varg|Hund]

Tred, maybe the problem here is you? Sounds to me like your missing out on a lot of fun and making it unnessecarily hard for yourself.
Just adapt and go with the flow

 

[Tr0n]

Tred, maybe the problem here is you? Sounds to me like your missing out on a lot of fun and making it unnessecarily hard for yourself.
Just adapt and go with the flow

That includes being a dumbass like them?

 

[Varg|Hund]

That includes being a dumbass like them?

Define dumbass.

 

[poseyjmac]

speaking of ****ed up friends, anyone ever have 'friends' that only stay on good terms with you if you don't do anything extraordinary whilst in the group?

the moment you try and step out by saying something more intelligent or saying something more thought-provoking then what they usually say, you are shunned and ganged up on because they somehow feel inferior. you are made to look stupid in front of everyone. BUT if you are like the rest of the pack, not asking questions, being complacent, you are accepted.

then when you realize it and confront them about it, you come off as a lunatic, they deny everything and say its all in your head, and that you have problems you need to deal with. then like i did, get really pissed off at that, and confront them very vocally, and then become an official crazy lunatic that they think needs counseling.

all the while they are convinced they have done nothing wrong. yea, 'friends' can do some twisted shit. a good friend has no ego problems. those are the best.

 

[Sprafa]

Get new friends. The better people you get, the less they are, but at least you'll have a decent conversation.

 

[venturon]

Get new friends. The better people you get, the less they are, but at least you'll have a decent conversation.

Exactly. If you hate your friends and what they're trying to make you do, just ditch 'em. If you really want to throw sand in whoever's face, tell everyone (especially the girls) he wanted to do group masturbation.

 

[Sprafa]

Exactly. If you hate your friends and what they're trying to make you do, just ditch 'em. If you really want to throw sand in whoever's face, tell everyone (especially the girls) he wanted to do group masturbation.

That is a low blow. :dozey:

 

[NeLi]

I've done group masturbation. In Sweden, we call it "Runka Bulle". You see, we sit in a circle around a piece of pie, and then we all have to try to ejaculate on that pie. The last one to cum, gets to eat the pie.

and thaen teh polar bears come and put ues intoe boxxess olol

 

[venturon]

I've done group masturbation. In Sweden, we call it "Runka Bulle". You see, we sit in a circle around a piece of pie, and then we all have to try to ejaculate on that pie. The last one to cum, gets to eat the pie.

Damn, just like my mum makes it. Finger-lickan good I tell ya'.

Sprafa, aye, it is. To make it worse for him you could call up one of those child-care associations or the police and tell them his dad is giving him all those things. Make it crystal clear that you were one of his best friends and that these are the reasons you no longer enjoy his company.

What's that? Yes, I am aware that I now qualify as a bastard.

 

[Varg|Hund]

I've done group masturbation. In Sweden, we call it "Runka Bulle". You see, we sit in a circle around a piece of pie, and then we all have to try to ejaculate on that pie. The last one to cum, gets to eat the pie.

Oh yeees, good 'ole Runkbulle :E
/me sees everyone staring at him.
Not that I ever...of course not...the mere thought is ridiculous!

 

[PvtRyan]

Ditch 'em and get real friends.

/me masturbates to his own genius. I'm soooo smart.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

You know why they call themselves Limp Biskit? Well, there is a game not unlike what neli described...only it involves a Biscuit and not pie :O


Quite a strange game, and I just can't imagine myself taking part. Too homo-erotic for me

 

[burnzie]

Anyone who wants to "group jackoff", let alone "limp bizkit" it, is undoubtably gay and just wants to catch a look at your youthfull manmeat.

Id say get better friends, but seeing as you've already been seen with them, that might be hard...


and for the record, anyone who reffers to a females breasts as a "9.2637742" etc... will not only not get a girlfriend, but will not have the luxury of being within 100 mtrs of a girl.

 

[Letters]

I don't think I can finish this muffin now. :hmph:

 

[Sparta]

You know why they call themselves Limp Biskit? Well, there is a game not unlike what neli described...only it involves a Biscuit and not pie :O

There's a game kinda like that down here.
Its called "Daisy-Chaining". You all sit in a circle, put blindfolks and tug the guy to the left of you. It happens alot at boarding schools.

.........no i haven't........i just know these things

Annnnnnnnnyway, if it really bugs the shit out of you that much go hang out with some other guys you think are cool and get to know them. But you can't totally snub your current friends, theres no reason to make enemies, it really doesnt help anyone

 

[Fat Tony!]

Dont worry, people of your age listen to linkin park. I think that says it all. But try and expand into other social groups and find alternate people to talk to.

 

[el Chi]

So, after my English class, we are having lunch and the delinquent (who has burned my kitchen once before) and goes on about this party, you should know, his father (I'm not sure which one) has offered to give him:
-Alcohol
-Drugs
-Porno magazines
-A hooker
You guys are probably thinking, " Holy crap, Tredosloop! That's bad? I would love a father like that!"

Nope, you're absolutely right; that's completely inappropriate. My dad's bought me drink before, but he's never encouraged me to get drunk, and he certainly didn't start me drinking.

He said that he'll get porno magazines for us se we can view them and jack-off to them in a group fashion. You see, PussyB is desperate and tries to act manly and 'cool' by talking about bullshit and sex.
By jacking off in unison with us, he hopes to achieve manliness.

Interesting method of achieving manliness. There's something so horribly wrong about jerk circles. I mean there are better bonding experiences a person can find, surely?

When kids my age (14) talk about politics, sex, drugs and etc..., they're really trying to sound smart and cool and try to fit in and it usually ends up as philosophy.

Yeah not to want to sound condescending, but sex and drugs and drink and all at 14 is not right. It's just not good for your body, especially at that time when it's still forming.

Here's an example:
*Saddam gets captured
"America's corrupt he'll be released in a week"
Trying to sound smart? How is the U.S. corrupt? Last time I've been there on a Vacation, the country seemed very stable.
His only reference was a Simpson episode where Lisa wrote an essay that granted her a trip to the White House.

Well, America is corrupt but that was a stupid uninformed thing to say. Silly person.

What is it with kids and talking about bullshit that doesn't matter to them? Kids are asking each other for a dance at elementary graduation dances and the next day, they are boyfriends and girlfriends!
They don't know how the dating system works! Hell, I don't even know.

I always thought it was highly amusing when two kids at secondary school broke up after 2 weeks and the girls almost invariably got really upset to the point of tears. It was always so over the top.
God, secondary school was crap.

 

[Wraith]

why dont you go get friends form the chess club? in general they are

a. smart
b. not concerned with appearing cool
c. like to have fun playing games
4. dont have many friends and understand what its like being a loner

 

[Gray Fox]

speaking of ****ed up friends, anyone ever have 'friends' that only stay on good terms with you if you don't do anything extraordinary whilst in the group?

the moment you try and step out by saying something more intelligent or saying something more thought-provoking then what they usually say, you are shunned and ganged up on because they somehow feel inferior. you are made to look stupid in front of everyone. BUT if you are like the rest of the pack, not asking questions, being complacent, you are accepted.

then when you realize it and confront them about it, you come off as a lunatic, they deny everything and say its all in your head, and that you have problems you need to deal with. then like i did, get really pissed off at that, and confront them very vocally, and then become an official crazy lunatic that they think needs counseling.

all the while they are convinced they have done nothing wrong. yea, 'friends' can do some twisted shit. a good friend has no ego problems. those are the best.

OMG I can so relate to that!!!! :thumbs: :thumbs:

Secondly

Fat Tony:
"Dont worry, people of your age listen to linkin park. I think that says it all. But try and expand into other social groups and find alternate people to talk to."

WTF is wrong with Linkin Park, I'm 18 and I still like em very much.

Thirdly:

Many people are plane whores, their motto is If you can't beat em join em. And they feel really insecure if they don't have a lot of friends, and same thing with having boyfriens and girlfriends. A lot of teenagers have them to feel good about themselfes, thats just pathetic, I mean I have seen so much girls date guys with whom they have nothing in commen, I mean they hardly talk to them and the guys treat them like dirt. Its just so sad.

What you have to do is realize that most of us only have one or twho real friends, and by friends I don't mean people that you just know good or hang around with, I mean the people you can really relay on, and you my friend need to find some.

And if you don't, well these fine( read insane) people have a solution for you http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/.

Well I hope I helped you a little bit.

 

[Yuri]

I don't think I can finish this muffin now. :hmph:

OoOh! Can I have it, Letters?

I just love muffins. I think I'll put some of that créme on the top, ya know like the breakfast cinnamon muffins? Mmmmm.

Er... Good luck with your friends! :thumbs:

 

[Jimmeh]

These "friends" - even if they are complete wankers do they stick up for you? Do you hang around with 'em often? I just don't get how you describe your rage for them here and yet they're still your friends. I mean, you say theres no-one better in your "grade" or whatever, but comon? surely theres not a single person you get on with in your grade? I find that hard to believe. Also, can I just make a point - maybe your not being that great a friend to them as well? Your slagging them off bigtime behind there backs - and next time you seem them it will probably all fine and dandy, when in your head your thing "what a bunch of knobheads". Seriously - if you don't like 'em - let them know - Your causing yourself alot of grief by hanging around with a group you completely hate.

 

[Sgt.Igneri]

half of you people are idiots. wtf does drinking and smoking have to do with manliness? yeah, lets go walk around the halls talkin about that trose we ****ed up last saturday night and how high we were.... usually doesnt happen, only fags like tred said would do that. those are the dumbasses that think you need to drink and smoke and have circle jerks to be accepted by people, wrong. most people are mature in high school, and if they want to drink and smoke and **** chicks for a good time then they will not because its gonna make them a man.... some troses will drink even though they hate it, others drink because they have a good time.

on a lighter note dont come to a ****ing internet forum and change your life. if you dont like your friends or got other problems you think are serious in your life dont come here, go to your damn parents or guidance counselor :thumbs: :thumbs:

 

[Jimmeh]

half of you people are idiots. wtf does drinking and smoking have to do with manliness? yeah, lets go walk around the halls talkin about that trose we ****ed up last saturday night and how high we were.... usually doesnt happen, only fags like tred said would do that. those are the dumbasses that think you need to drink and smoke and have circle jerks to be accepted by people, wrong. most people are mature in high school, and if they want to drink and smoke and **** chicks for a good time then they will not because its gonna make them a man.... some troses will drink even though they hate it, others drink because they have a good time.

on a lighter note dont come to a ****ing internet forum and change your life. if you dont like your friends or got other problems you think are serious in your life dont come here, go to your damn parents or guidance counselor :thumbs: :thumbs:

Yes I whole-heartedly agree, in this off-topic forum theres an alarming amount of threads about peoples personal lives - asking advice on what to do. Don't get me wrong, they have the right to post what they want (well, to an extent), but you'd think you may go to somewhere or someone for advice rather than a bunch of people you don't even know.

*Jim is blatantly trying to get to his 100th post

 

[Prince of China]

Today, I heard them Mr.Delinquent talking about getting laid. I was studying for a small Japanese 9 quiz which I schooled and he said his dad would let him stay to 12:00 AM at the party. I interrupted my studying and argued that him getting laid was useless. He's 14. He hasn't passed through puberty. I admit, I haven't passed through puberty 100%, although it would give me something to brag about.
He probably can't even ejaculate. And know he's getting known at the table as some kind of sex master.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Yes I whole-heartedly agree, in this off-topic forum theres an alarming amount of threads about peoples personal lives - asking advice on what to do. Don't get me wrong, they have the right to post what they want (well, to an extent), but you'd think you may go to somewhere or someone for advice rather than a bunch of people you don't even know.

*Jim is blatantly trying to get to his 100th post

Sometimes its good to ask people who don't know you that well. It kind of removes some of the bias, and they can be more objective. Also, some sort of clarity can pop up from the chaos of the crazed rantings of a group of people. Especially when what they say, is set out in front of you in convenient text format.

 

[Letters]

Today, I heard them Mr.Delinquent talking about getting laid. I was studying for a small Japanese 9 quiz which I schooled and he said his dad would let him stay to 12:00 AM at the party. I interrupted my studying and argued that him getting laid was useless. He's 14. He hasn't passed through puberty. I admit, I haven't passed through puberty 100%, although it would give me something to brag about.
He probably can't even ejaculate. And know he's getting known at the table as some kind of sex master.

12:00 AM, eh? What an animal! You can get laid like three times by then!