You must be cool because being cool is important! (I hate my friends, comfort me.)

there's different types of "cool"

1. Person is fun to be around
2. Person is a total jackass who brags about how he got wasted at some kid's house on friday or how he banged his ugly girlfriend
 
Letters said:
12:00 AM, eh? What an animal

lmao :thumbs: :thumbs:

but tred, its getting old now. its getting stupid now what your saying, go out and have some fun. someone close this thread or something.
 
I need something to relax me. Maybe some sex and some drugs will help me relax.

Just kidding.
But on the serious, I need something to relax me, don't mention yoga or anything.
 
Tredoslop said:
I need something to relax me. Maybe some sex and some drugs will help me relax.

Just kidding.
But on the serious, I need something to relax me, don't mention yoga or anything.

jerking off then falling asleep always works for me!
 
I just want to reach out and smack your avatar posey :LOL: How could you make us watch a clip from that horrible video :p?
 
Tredoslop said:
Today, I heard them Mr.Delinquent talking about getting laid. I was studying for a small Japanese 9 quiz which I schooled and he said his dad would let him stay to 12:00 AM at the party. I interrupted my studying and argued that him getting laid was useless. He's 14. He hasn't passed through puberty. I admit, I haven't passed through puberty 100%, although it would give me something to brag about.
He probably can't even ejaculate. And know he's getting known at the table as some kind of sex master.
I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing at this post. I am crying right now in real life.

Not at you not at you.. it's just. It's written so funnily. At the post. I can't stop. haha.
 
"I was always in bed by eight... and home by eleven, OH!"
 
poseyjmac said:
jerking off then falling asleep always works for me!

:dozey: Thinking about sweet sex gets my heart thumping.
 
he didn't offer you sexual favors :( the druggies at my school are that desperate!
 
Circle Jerks are somethign that should never be done. Ever.
That guy is a wanker for suggesting it.
 
SpuD said:
Circle Jerks are somethign that should never be done. Ever.
That guy is a wanker for suggesting it.

Dont you know the beuty of >6 drunken mates with they're pants dropped in a wanking circle :thumbs:
 
Wow, im glad i go to the high school i go to. Living in texas and going to a small private school that starts with kindergarten, it changes a lot. Everybody has known each other for over 10 years so there isnt a huge competition to be cool. I mean people do try to act cool but after years of being an asshole they really outcast themselves. It just seems people have a lot more chilled perspective (well at least they guys.) And everybody really hangs out with each other and theres a bit of a brotherhood feeling.

By the way we dont group jack off to acheive this "brotherhood." I have never heard of it before; I am scared for the nation.



edit: not true for the girls, umm they will kill themselves to be cool
 
hahaha hes getting laid right after rounding first for the first time.


hahahahahah the kid is a dip
 
:hmph: Well no shit nobody will try to act all cool and everything. Why? Because everybody will know everything about you, so no need to lie about shit that's not true. 10 Years!? Wow, it's like your 2nd family.

Have you ever been flashed by a chick in language class?
 
ailevation said:
:hmph: Well no shit nobody will try to act all cool and everything. Why? Because everybody will know everything about you, so no need to lie about shit that's not true. 10 Years!? Wow, it's like your 2nd family.

Have you ever been flashed by a chick in language class?
I flash people in class. And I am a guy.

Hillarity insues after I do so. (Along with similar actions)
 
:naughty: You flash your ass!? Nice. I've always wanted to flash my ass, but it's too big to tell whether I have toilet paper in my crack or not.
 
Your calling your friends names, meaning your not really a friend, and your whineing on a forum about it when honestly no one really cares. If you got issues with your friends, take it up with them. I skiped the last 7 pages of this so dont mind me if Im totally offtopic.
 
:dozey: Mistress... he said he was just joking on page 5 dude. Jesus Christ. Next time read all pages. God.








I am just playing. Heheh.
 
The Mistress said:
Your calling your friends names, meaning your not really a friend, and your whineing on a forum about it when honestly no one really cares. If you got issues with your friends, take it up with them. I skiped the last 7 pages of this so dont mind me if Im totally offtopic.
you're just very mean.
:(
 
The Mistress said:
Your calling your friends names, meaning your not really a friend, and your whineing on a forum about it when honestly no one really cares. If you got issues with your friends, take it up with them. I skiped the last 7 pages of this so dont mind me if Im totally offtopic.

your kind-of a bitch..
 
in a group of seven... one is a real shit. he's always saying how fine girls are, how stupid someone is, etc... all i do is ignore him when he gets annoying.

my advice: ignore them when they get annoying, don't laugh at their jokes, but don't be a real ass... eventually they'll get it.
 
Evil^Milk said:
in a group of seven... one is a real shit. he's always saying how fine girls are, how stupid someone is, etc... all i do is ignore him when he gets annoying.

my advice: ignore them when they get annoying, don't laugh at their jokes, but don't be a real ass... eventually they'll get it.

When did I start talking about how fine girls are?
The Mistress said:
Your calling your friends names, meaning your not really a friend, and your whineing on a forum about it when honestly no one really cares. If you got issues with your friends, take it up with them. I skiped the last 7 pages of this so dont mind me if Im totally offtopic.
I looked up that word at www.m-w.com
Then I realized that it didn't exist and now I hate you for wasting 5 minutes of my time.
If you're going to try and contribute, read the pages so you know what you're talking about. And maybe people don't care about my constant bitching, that would also mean no one cares about your post that doesn't contribute.
 
bAbYhEaDcRaB said:
your kind-of a bitch..

I like her avatar though, reminds me of something perverted, I cannot say ;) . Oh yeah Mistress, stop being an unhearted biiiatch. Unlike us females, we're very emotional, you boy.
 
ailevation said:
I like her avatar though, reminds me of something perverted, I cannot say ;) . Oh yeah Mistress, stop being an unhearted biiiatch. Unlike us females, we're very emotional, you boy.

Not since Maddox has truth been so good to hear.
 
Im not a bitch, I just..


Ok im a bitch. Nevermind :S

Ontopic: Tredoslop, sorry I should'a read the whole thread, I guess im lazy :p
 
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