your embarassing moments

[<RJMC>]

I remenber one day I was whit my brother and his friend in aplce were rent consoles and sell games,we ha played there games and iside there my brother and his friend talking to a guy that looks like 30 or less years old ,talking about anime (japanese cartoons), and when we go to my brother's friend house that oldguy was walking whit us talking about anime,and time after the guy has starteing to talk about hentai, he was saying whit a very hig tone oif voice something like "if you write "hentai porn" in google you will get thousands of webpages about hentay porn" and believe he was like screaming cuz he has a high tone of voice and we were walking in the street and was a lot of people there that was looking us, I just think "OMG shut up" but after he walking about REAL PORN so he "scream" "if you write porn in google you will get millions of porn pages,yes more that a million of porn of many typeslike: lesbyans, anal, blondes, hardcore...." in the middle of the street!,the time was 8:00 pm and were restaurants open whit tables out and may people walking there, and all that people hear he and were looking us, thy didnt say anything but sure they will thinking about the fact that a old 30 guy talking anout porn whit 2 kids of 13 years (my brother and his friend,I and too tall to be considered very young) in the middle of the street,what I do?, well I laug a litle and just walking fast away of them, until we get to the friend's house and that guy leave

believe that guy talk a lot and you can hear his voice in a long distance

thats the most embarasing moment I remenber so far

I hope you laugh

 

[Feath]

When I was young I was asked what I wanted for Christmas. I replied "I don't know but my nana wants a Toy boy".

Apparently the teacher couldn't stop laughing.

 

[ailevation]

I live in Long Beach, gayest place in the U.S. But, for some reason people still find acting gay as a joke, they take gay people as a joke in my school.

Anyways, most embarrassing moment was when my mom walked in on me when I was looking at porno, she tried to play it off like she didn't see it. SHe would keep back little giggles after we would bump into each otheri n the kitchen or something. Hell atleast she knows i'm not ****ing gay.

 

[FoB_Ed]

I live in Long Beach, gayest place in the U.S. But, for some reason people still find acting gay as a joke, they take gay people as a joke in my school.

Anyways, most embarrassing moment was when my mom walked in on me when I was looking at porno, she tried to play it off like she didn't see it. SHe would keep back little giggles after we would bump into each otheri n the kitchen or something. Hell atleast she knows i'm not ****ing gay.

Hahahaha, that happened to a friend of mine. He was going at it and his mom walked in the room. She was like "What are you doing? Getting some air?" and my friend chris was like "Um, yeah" and then he put it away. Oh man, I hope that never happens to me

 

[Feath]

Reminds me a story a friend told me about his friend. He had headphones on and was... erm... pleasuring himself. And when he finished he opened his eyes and next to his bed was a cup of coffee his mam had made him.

Ha.

 

[CyberSh33p]

Reminds me a story a friend told me about his friend. He had headphones on and was... erm... pleasuring himself. And when he finished he opened his eyes and next to his bed was a cup of coffee his mam had made him.

Ha.

that must have sucked for him, rofl

 

[Hazar]

that must have sucked for him, rofl

hahaha, yep

I try to keep the embarissing moments to the minimum.

 

[ailevation]

:naughty: Hey, atleast moms are cool about it and don't go all crazy. Damn his mom left him some coffee dude, while he was beating his shit!

 

[AzzMan]

One time at a party this redneck girl outdrank me. Guys listen up, don't try to outdrink those country girls. You Will Lose.

 

[ship]

that must have sucked for him, rofl

Hopefully not, actually. I'd never want my mom to do that to me....




*runs away from the mods, laughing*

 

[<RJMC>]

Anyways, most embarrassing moment was when my mom walked in on me when I was looking at porno, she tried to play it off like she didn't see it. SHe would keep back little giggles after we would bump into each otheri n the kitchen or something. Hell atleast she knows i'm not ****ing gay.

my case was worst

my moms was looking that paper were appear the amount of money to pay( I dont remenber the word of english) of the phone
and she look that are a lot of money in the part of international calls and no one make a internationall call
and one day she say me that she investigate that and she say me that thats calls are to a porn site
so you can imagine what that means
but my moms just get angry for the money and not for the porn
maybe my mom undertand that I am a teenager :E

 

[Gunner]

Reminds me a story a friend told me about his friend. He had headphones on and was... erm... pleasuring himself. And when he finished he opened his eyes and next to his bed was a cup of coffee his mam had made him.

Ha.

That's awful! That kind of thing leaves a mental scar

 

[evil^milk]

i remember when i was like 9 that i was in swimming class or something of the sort and some guys and i had to make a "hard dive" into the water from the trampoline. as i entered the water, my swimming suit was pulled back far enough to reveal a small pen0r. i never found out if anyone was looking, probably nobody ever did.

oh and my mom once caught me scratching my balls. my face grew hot as i stared at her for an instance, trying to do something to make it look as if i weren't scrathing them.

 

[B.Calhoun]

i remember when i was like 9 that i was in swimming class or something of the sort and some guys and i had to make a "hard dive" into the water from the trampoline. as i entered the water, my swimming suit was pulled back far enough to reveal a small pen0r. i never found out if anyone was looking, probably nobody ever did.

oh and my mom once caught me scratching my balls. my face grew hot as i stared at her for an instance, trying to do something to make it look as if i weren't scrathing them.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

God damn, keep the good laughs coming guys!

 

[evil^milk]

well, what? i was 9 at the time :E

 

[B.Calhoun]

well, what? i was 9 at the time :E

lol i know but the way you said it cracked me up.

good enough to sig it?......just maybe

 

[evil^milk]

sig it, but dont put my name in it :E

 

[B.Calhoun]

sig it, but dont put my name in it :E

Oh hell no, your name is on it and evrything!!!!1!11!


Now isnt this more embarassing than the acual expirence?

 

[evil^milk]

Oh hell no, your name is on it and evrything!!!!1!11!


Now isnt this more embarassing than the acual expirence?

...?

then remove it... 'cause in fact it is :|

 

[NJD2003]

Haha your name is on it.

 

[SidewinderX]

Blatent rip from george carlin.

So I was at this party, and there's loud music, so you really gotta shout to be heard. So I was telinng my friend my news in a half-yell, so he could hear. And then the music stopped. And everyone was quietehile I shoputed "I'm getting my balls laminated tomarrow!"



anyway, stuff that's happened to me?

I don't have any masturbation stories, but one of the most embarresing things that happened to me in recent times is that I was making out with this chick, and I go to undo her bra clasp, and it was different than any other bra I had delt with before. And I didn't know how to undo it. So she had to do it herself. != smooth.

 

[B.Calhoun]

...?

then remove it... 'cause in fact it is :|

lmao, ok i classified the name. Only those who will remember this thread shall kow it was you with the small penz0r.

 

[Moto]

This year I walked into Spanish class and swung my backpack off of my back as I was going to sit down. The backpack hit my desk and knocked it out of the way as I sat on nothing but the floor. I said "Great." A few kids laughed and the girl beside me asked if I was alright. I said yeah and got back up. Stuff like that never happens to me. It's okay though, I'm just a quiet student trying to get an education...I get along pretty well with everybody at school, so nobody made fun of me.

You can tell if a person is nice when they ask if you're okay instead of laughing at you. That girl is cool in my opinion.

 

[SLH]

Reminds me a story a friend told me about his friend. He had headphones on and was... erm... pleasuring himself. And when he finished he opened his eyes and next to his bed was a cup of coffee his mam had made him.

Ha.

I've heard that story so many times it's not even funny. I guess it didn't really happen to your friends friend...

Still, was funny the first time i heard it though.

 

[PvtRyan]

I've heard that story so many times it's not even funny. I guess it didn't really happen to your friends friend...

Still, was funny the first time i heard it though.

I was about to say that, probably just an urban legend which seems to always happen to the friend of a friend that you never heard of.

My most embarassing moment? Well... lots.
But a painful remark I made once was to my grandma when I was little. She asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up, at the time I wanted to be an archaeologist and dig up dinosaurs and stuff in Africa. She asked me if she could visit me then by that time. I answered with 'you'll probably won't live anymore then.'
That wasn't very nice of me... ;(

 

[Kyorisu]

I keep leaning on chairs at school and no matter how hard I try to get my balance I fall off once or twice a day. It's gotten to the point nobody cares anymore except for Nick who I has every lesson with.

 

[Pressure]

my case was worst

my moms was looking that paper were appear the amount of money to pay( I dont remenber the word of english) of the phone
and she look that are a lot of money in the part of international calls and no one make a internationall call
and one day she say me that she investigate that and she say me that thats calls are to a porn site
so you can imagine what that means
but my moms just get angry for the money and not for the porn
maybe my mom undertand that I am a teenager :E

They're called bills. In this case it would be that she was looking at your phone bill. I've also noticed you you use were instead of where. Where is the word for dónde and were is the past tense of estar/ser and stuff like that.

 

[el Chi]

Reminds me a story a friend told me about his friend. He had headphones on and was... erm... pleasuring himself. And when he finished he opened his eyes and next to his bed was a cup of coffee his mam had made him.
Ha.

A guy I know (sort of) actually makes that into a game. When he thinks he's close to... Erm... "Finshing", he calls his mum challenges himself to "finish" before she gets there and then pretend he forgot why he called her when she gets there.
It's not right.

 

[Pressure]

A guy I know (sort of) actually makes that into a game. When he thinks he's close to... Erm... "Finshing", he calls his mum challenges himself to "finish" before she gets there and then pretend he forgot why he called her when she gets there.
It's not right.

I hope you're joking because that kinda... well I can't even describe what that is. I hope this "guy" really isnt you .

 

[el Chi]

I hope you're joking because that kinda... well I can't even describe what that is. I hope this "guy" really isnt you .

Nah it's not me. No seriously. Look really it's not me - you can't prove anything.

And, frighteningly, I'm not joking...

 

[Pressure]

You need new friends.

 

[el Chi]

Well, I wouldn't call him a friend...

 

[Pressure]

Well obviously he knows you well enough to tell you about it.

 

[Feath]

Yeah, El_Chi, I saw that story written down on B3ta.com. I was going to try it but I never shout my mam upstairs anyway, so she probably wouldn't go.

 

[el Chi]

I don't think I'd ever try it, ever. Besides, my mum wouldn't walk up, she'd just shout back. I live in a communicative household, oh yes.

 

[PvtRyan]

Well, I wouldn't call him a friend...

No, I'm sure he's a special friend

Yeah, my mom doesn't cum.... *cough* come either when I shout, what kind of mom would come running to you like a slave?

 

[ailevation]

:| My mom is sort of like my slave I guess... she basically does all the chores, and even does my laundry and sometimes cleans my room, like out of nowhere! She's crazy! Ahhh, I love my momster, except when she caught me looking at teh pr0n.

 

[B.Calhoun]

:| My mom is sort of like my slave I guess... she basically does all the chores, and even does my laundry and sometimes cleans my room, like out of nowhere! She's crazy! Ahhh, I love my momster, except when she caught me looking at teh pr0n.

She tuck you in at night too?

aahahahaahhaha :dork:

 

[ailevation]

Yes, my mom tucks me in at night, alongside is B.Calhoun sleeping in my bed as well.

 

[hokai]

Yes, my mom tucks me in at night, alongside is B.Calhoun sleeping in my bed as well.

:¬ \

Teh ghey!! Teehee!!!