Zombie outbreak

The desert won`t save you. It`s not like a zombie is going to avoid going somewhere, they shamble around randomly. They won`t sleep, won`t get thirsty, and there could be thousands of them travelling in the same direction.

Whereas in the desert, you`ll need to consume more water, you`ll need to hunt for food, and constantly be on your guard.
 
I know. I just want to be somewhere else.

But shit......ZOMBEH LIONS! I really need to rethink my battle plan. Okay, what about Halflife2.net? No, that's never a safe place, not with a zombie Salmon shambling around.
 
Yeah, then you have to worry about zombie RJMC shuffling around and paralayzing his victims with badly puncuated but hilarious sentences, so that he may feast on their brains.

There`s a serious lack of firearms near me, so melee combat ftw.
 
Or Zombie Banimal. Also, is your avatar that semi intelligent zombie from Day of the Dead/whatever?
 
Thought so. :D

And yeah, zeds with ban hammers would ensure the end. Alright. What if I moved to my base in the Pacific Ocean? Surely THEY would help me.
 
TollBooth Willie said:
Thought so. :D

And yeah, zeds with ban hammers would ensure the end. Alright. What if I moved my fortress to the Pacific Ocean? Surely THEY would help me.
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The safest place I can imagine other than a space station would be an offshore oil rig.
 
You all need to read Max Brooks' World War Z to see how it really goes down.
(Same guy who wrote The Zombie Survival Guide)
 
the best way to take care of a zombie outbeak is to build robots. should the robots find a loop hole and decide to turn on us, is an entirely different problem and should be saved for another thread.
 
You fool! Build a fortification with automated gun-bots that always aim for the head, that's the only way to do it! Oh, and out in the Antarctic would be ideal.
 
I vote for teh winchester. Shawn will be there with Ed, and they'll have that rifle and we'll pwnzor some zombies. ;)
 
the_rebel_medic said:
You fool! Build a fortification with automated gun-bots that always aim for the head, that's the only way to do it! Oh, and out in the Antarctic would be ideal.
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Unless you take plenty of fire and other incendiary objects, you're ****ed. Man is a warm place to hide...
 
TollBooth Willie said:
Unless you take plenty of fire and other incendiary objects, you're ****ed. Man is a warm place to hide...
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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcfXJu23VY8&mode=related&search=[/YOUTUBE]

Seriously though, the cold temperatures would slow the zombies down even more, and freeze then ( literally ) in their tracks.

Win.
 
Get into a military base in the Arctic, you'll be fine, assuming the officers aren't zombies.
 
There are no military bases in the Antarctic, it's been banned by the Antarctica Treaty.
 
Superman has a base in the Antarctic or the Arctic. I think.
 
I'd just go to the country. Out here in Australia, there is a ridiculous amount of space that is both habitable and far far far from civilization.
 
But if you get a class 4 infection then a majority of the worlds populus is infected, every continent, every country and almost every person. You wouldn't escape that, add the fact that zombies can go anywhere at anytime, well, you'll need some damn good defences. Oil rigs are the best places.
 
the_rebel_medic said:
As has been stated in the ZSG, Zombies don't eat things that are already dead. They also don't Need to eat, sleep, drink or do anything that humans do as the Solanum transforms the brain into an independant organism. You could always hide for five years or so as the zombies rot. It'd take about 20 years in a class 4 outbreak, granted buuut, it still would be worth it to survive.
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Which makes the existance of (ZSG, not other kinds) zombies a physical impossiblility. They defy the laws of thermodynamics. And whenever you fight that law, the law is gunna win.
 
While we are on the subject.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWB_COSUXMw[/YOUTUBE]
 
Nothing a little fire can't kill fix...

Oh wait, now I remember, fire makes fast zombies.
 
I would stock up on hi-potions and throw them at the undead. That would do like 1000 HP damage, human zombies have like 800 HP.
 
I maintain a cottage on a small rocky island in Scotland. It is surrounded by rich arable land and cows.

You are all welcome to hole up there after the Fall, as long as you make your contribution to the commune.
 
Bob_Marley said:
And what happens when your chainsaw runs out of petrol and you get smashed to the floor by the zeds and crushed by by them standing on top of you/pinning you down? eh?
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you can still run in that suit. if the fuel goes run for shelter.

anyway...i was merely pointing out that those suits are ideal zombie protection (passive protection that is).
 
I like the ideas about holing up in a tall building and knocking down the stairs...seems like a good plan...disable the elevators, knock out the stairs for 2 or 3 floors, and you have a pretty safe haven, assuming you dont have many taller buildings surrounding you...

a bus would be good, too...bolt up some chain link fence over the windows, reinforce it in some places, remove the seats, and you have a good mobile safehouse as long as you can keep it fueled...
 
Ridge said:
I like the ideas about holing up in a tall building and knocking down the stairs...seems like a good plan...disable the elevators, knock out the stairs for 2 or 3 floors, and you have a pretty safe haven, assuming you dont have many taller buildings surrounding you...

a bus would be good, too...bolt up some chain link fence over the windows, reinforce it in some places, remove the seats, and you have a good mobile safehouse as long as you can keep it fueled...
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Too much Dawn of the dead tbh.

:rolleyes:
 
how are you going to get supplies if you knock out the stairs ?, elevator controls are usually situated at the bottom of a building :S.
 
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