ZOMG! Teh carrots!!

[Tollbooth Willie]

Are you talking about the carrots? Say what?

Twas talking about what Shens posted.

 

[EVIL]

True. Everybody knows you don't really exist, Shens, but rather are simply a manifestation of some repressed memories I have in my brain. Your posts are all made during systematic blackouts I have, and they're all from the same IP address as me.

Doctor Phil has told me to ignore you, but I'm not going to ignore the other half of my split personality.

-Angry Lawyer

so you are gay?

 

[Ames]

Because I am not gay.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

so you are gay?

Oh shit. Was that really necessary?

 

[Smoke]

There has been nothing less than more of the continuation of the internet relations Valve supported fansite HL2.net with which this community is large and heinous majority of supporters have voted in favor of liberal opinions offering just clauses in the event of another major terrorist attack has been raised to the red or imminent threat of terrorism in an effort to stop and coordinate major task forces for which mankind has faced none other like this attack from the asteroid of the deep belt that lies in the great sea of space hurtling towards at an incredibly fast pace the great Gizmo once more astounds us with his illusions of trickery which secrets his has withheld due to the oath each boy scout must take at the beginning of his ritual hazing which has plagued our schools for centuries ago there lived giant beasts also known as dinosaurs that roamed the land with terrifying force and by which they came of evolution to this modern day and is certainly impossible because creationism is the one true science and everything the bible says is the truth because religion is the opiates of the masses or so some guy said in the bowels of history live various political reforms from the failed feudalism due to peasants revolting in a grand revolution as the gravity turns the earth and the church no longer controls the government heresy belongs to the weak as the grand space-marines of forty thousand years do tell fighting grand and epic wars against the forces of chaos was supposedly one of the first gods according the the ancient greeks but legends have been no wronger than the curse of the great bambino broken recently by the dreaded red sox win against the yankees which sent the fans screaming for more even though no one really gives a damn as the true sport is soccer, or football as those damned european union met today to discuss new reforms for the country of Africa attempting to end poverty and diseased aliens in the start of the war died out in the end due to bacteria which he found to die from some mold he found lying on the window sill and that started sometime before WWII and which they gave their lives for the country and sacrificed so much to defeat the evil nazis who evidently took most of their stuff for eastern cultures with the grand walls and mosques and temples or so I have been lied to multiple times in the past, she did not trust anyone else with the news of her finally hitting her first button which opened the door which led to the awakening of the people and started the which has now lost the men who never stepped on the moon on that faithful day truly saddening the tears which crossed his face in such times has never been paled and bony vampires and zombies attacked the group from which they stood shotgun in hand blasting the pts with the giant xenian beast of war and fired the rockets into the sky with a whizz and a bangiand so the grand story ends.

THE, and i mean THE, most mind ****ing post my less than human eyes have ever beheld.

 

[Ennui]

Shens' long paragraphs are always such fun. Particularly the Ennui doppleganger one.

 

[Evo]

So can anyone answer this question:

Is there a Carrot Conspiracy?

 

[Chris D]

It's not a conspiracy... it's a sign.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Is there a Carrot Conspiracy?

Of course not. Although if there was, we would strongly deny it.

 

[Evo]

It's not a conspiracy... it's a sign.

The carrots mean something, but it isn't a conspiracy? Can we have some info?

 

[Sulkdodds]

No.

 

[Evo]

No.

Fine, i ain't bothered, will just grab Short Recoil's Torture kit :farmer: