Or sink its teeth into you while you sleep. I have heard there are alot of poisonous, big teethed snakes around Manchester, UK. It should be ok as long as you don't live in Manchester, UK.
Sell your computer, or your PS3 (if you have one)... i'll buy your PS3 just so i can burn it. Then you can eat, and the ants can eat the smouldering plastic.
Win/Win
The guy in the train at the start of hl2, no idea why, but i hope he dies.
On a random note:
@NamelessHenchman - i just realised our names are very similar, and this is the first time i have ever seen you and yet out join dates are so close.
Oblivion 7/10
After about half way through the main quest i got bored, then again this is coming from someone who can't stant WoW for more than about 6 days then i need a two month break.