It always has been, and always will be, bvasgm.
For everyone who doesn't already know the story of how I came up with it, when I registered here and it asked me what I wanted my screen name to be, I really didn't have anything in mind, so I just smacked my keyboard. Bvasgm came up on the...
I would respond properly, actually taking the time to come up with a well thought out argument about why religion is such bullshit, but I know that Banimal would just delete the post and/or lock the thread, so instead of that, I'll just call you a worthless **** who needs to get blasted in the...
I believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. Prove me wrong.
Ok, I "know" God doesn't exist the same way you "know" God does exist.
And that's all I've got to say about that.
Yeah, but imagine how awesome it would be, sitting around in the middle of physics or calc, bored to tears, you pull out super-happy-fun-time gum...next thing you know, everyone bursts out singing Improper Dancing.
Epic win.
1. Toss out all of your old music and download everything by Explosions In the Sky.
2. Say "Munro is my GOD" fifty times while doing a handstand.
3. Start going to /b/ regularly.
4. Buy a quart of anal lube and prepare for buttsechs.
Do all of these things, and you might be considered for...