Anyone got any good ones?
There once was a guy named Chris,
who had a day of bliss,
he went on a date,
that ended quite late,
and he got more than a kiss.
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I am a mouse called Keith,
I circumsize men with my teeth.
It's not for the leisure...
Never said or heard these, but they're funny just the same:
"Do you like jewelry, because my cock's a gem."
"Can you drive? Then back onto this."
"Hi, I've got a foot-long tongue and i can breath through my ears. Just thought you'd like to know."
Wear a shirt that says "See back for my happy face". On the back get a picture of your face, pulling the cheesyest grin imaginable.
Most people will think it's weird, but to the right girl with the right sense of humor you'll be off to a very good start. :thumbs:
Plus if someone says...
80,000 is plenty to live of off, with money to spend on holidays etc. with money left over. I guess if you want to live in a very expensive area then it's not so good, but otherwise that amount of cash is fine. Besides, if you wanted more you could always get a low-paying job you enjoy.
The way i read your last sentence make me seem like you didn't think it'd work, guess i read it wrong.
Since he's learning C++ i made the assumption that portability wouldn't be high on his priority list, but i guess you're right, it's good to keep it as portable as possible.
Just out of interest, why's it bad to call the system?
I tested it using the command prompt and it did work, as i expected it would. What made you think it wouldn't??