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Edit. Nevermind, dumb question.

He masturbated while driving a truck.

I don't have a girlfriend and I'm pretty okay with it. I get to spend my money on shit that I like and I can just do my own thing. Sure, it would be nice and I wouldn't object if it was the right girl, but I'm fine on my own for now.

How come every time I watch one of these and then read the thread, there are a bunch of people saying "not funny" or "he's hit or miss these days" or "Yahtzee's losing his touch" or something like that? Just enjoy it. I've watched nearly all of them and I always find them worthwhile.

Republicans vote against their own self interest all the time. People like these protestors get duped by the party leaders and media personalities into protesting initiatives that would be beneficial to them. It seems that most of them are incapable of critical thinking. The video that...

I had a good group of friends throughout high school. We all graduated in 2007 and then everybody went their separate ways for college, though. Since then I've had pretty much no social life as a typical person my age would define it. I see some of my better high school friends every couple...

They're made of aluminum, but they're fragile as hell. Just holding the laptops incorrectly can bend the cutouts where the ports are. This guy was trying to replace his hard drive. When he was taking the top case off, he bent the CD/DVD drive. It requires some force to get it off and even...

That was pro. The one guy wasn't closing them, though. He probably dinged them up a bit. MacBook Pros are fragile and bend, dent, and scratch easily. I don't condone thievery, but that was well planned.

Broken clavicle.

Stupid high school shit. Nobody gives a shit 10 minutes after you graduate. High school politics dies a quick and painless death. Then you go to college/university where you can wear whatever you want, drive a shitty car, hang out with whomever you want, and nobody cares.

Those were incredible!

Ah, I see where you're coming from. I'm hungry too.

The premise is that you are a soldier fighting a war in your own time (whichever war that may be) and you're plucked from that war by a mysterious organization. The organization sends you backward and forward in time to fight in history's turning-point battles. In those battles, you are supposed...

Edit. Thought you were talking about actual haunted houses and not the carnival kind.

Hope this hasn't been posted yet. I searched and didn't find anything. Anyway, this game Darkest of Days lets you use modern and future weaponry in past wars and conflicts. Using an assault rifle against Ancient Roman soldiers? Looks fun to me! Seems to have a good sense of humor, too...

Got my copy for Christmas in '04. It's mint. I'd sell it if the price was right, but I think I'll be holding onto it for a while.

I'm going to Hawaii next week. Not to worry, though.

I'll do that, too. Any suggestions of what I should ask him to do for the picture? I just got his reply. Wow, so I'm his uncle now. Here are his "documents." On the second one, the amount is written as "Thirteen Million Three Thousand." Wow. I'll make sure I have my secretary speak with...

The Facebook guy probably isn't him, but the other ones definitely are. I don't know if the story was written by this scammer in particular or if it's just a cut and paste kind of thing. We'll find out, though. He'll probably contradict himself somewhere. And yeah, I'm definitely going to make...

I responded. I'm going to delay giving him my "information" for as long as possible. I'll try to work in a crusade to find his father's killers later. I like that idea.