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I slept with your collective moms. -Angry Lawyer

I don't really believe in the paranormal, but I had that matchsticks thing happen to me. -Angry Lawyer

Yeah, but it'll at least give us something interesting to fight :D -Angry Lawyer

Badass. -Angry Lawyer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe5gNEiUxMk&feature=related Cat eating a sour lollipop = win. -Angry Lawyer

I love Sam's face. He is ze best. -Angry Lawyer

Thank Cthulhu for String.h -Angry Lawyer

Ultimatum him. "Dude, you keep doing that and I stop associating with you. Make your choice." -Angry Lawyer

Pretty much the same, to be honest. -Angry Lawyer

HBD <3 -Angry Lawyer

You don't have to scream... To say something that you honestly mean. -Angry Lawyer

It's beautiful! -Angry Lawyer

Cry if you want... It's the return of no sensitivity. -Angry Lawyer

True, but the media is full of dumbies. -Angry Lawyer

[Citation Needed] -Angry Lawyer

"Scientists" aren't saying it. One professor is. I've never understood why people use quotes on "Scientist". I mean, you're either a scientist, or you're not, there's no middle ground to be had. -Angry Lawyer

My dad occasionally talks in his sleep. *Mumble mumble* "Huh?" *MUMBLE MUMBLE* "What? "TAKE THE BOBBLES OFF THE FUR COAT!" D: -Angry Lawyer

The horrors of underage drinking D: -Angry Lawyer

Closing note: Sex + booze = win. -Angry Lawyer

Woah, this degenerated fast D: -Angry Lawyer