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I'm sorry, man, but I'm going to have to confiscate your penis. -Angry Lawyer

Cars are better than bikes? Proof? Try to have sex in the back of a bike. -Angry Lawyer

RJMC's idea trumps reality, though. It'll be like Cloverfield, but with more eating. -Angry Lawyer

Panic attacks, maybe? Or you might have had sleep paralysis. -Angry Lawyer

Although, if I could get nanobots from killing unborn babies, I'd probably do it. -Angry Lawyer

Lies. Everyone knows that the scientists there spend most of their time having drunken parties and driving golf buggies, occasionally putting new and crazy things in the collider to smash into each other. "Oh my gawd, dudes, what if we put a hamburger and a pair of panties into the smasher...

Man, I'd kill for a job at CERN, even if it was something as demeaning as having to go down the entire length of the collider with a rag and some polish and had to clean it all by hand. -Angry Lawyer

Crawley's a horror for people like that. I actually know several people who always say "Ethnics" when referring to asian folk, and they always do it in a whispered tone, as if THE ETHNICS ARE GOING TO TAKE THEM AWAY AND APPLY LIBERAL (rather than conservative) BEATINGS! -Angry Lawyer

Anti-science makes me want to go on a kill-frenzy. -Angry Lawyer

I get most of my news from Wikinews :D -Angry Lawyer

The Guardian has Bad Science, which makes it awesome. -Angry Lawyer

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A number of you need to stop using the Daily Mail as your sole source of news. -Angry Lawyer

Sundog: Frozen Legacy, when you try to fly between two systems and you're like "GODDAMNIT, PIRATES, STOP ATTACKING ME!" Because they come every time. Bastards. -Anrgy Lawyer

I absolutely loathe my feet. They're all harbl. And my nose, it's like BAM! Everywhere! -Angry Lawyer

It's more an effort to make me less of a shitty lay. Distracting myself, and the like. -Angry Lawyer

Come to think about it, that's probably it. -Angry Lawyer

Robot hands are a big turnoff, actually. -Angry Lawyer

THAT'S. WHAT. SHE. SAID. -Angry Lawyer

89. 144. 233. 377. 610. -Angry Lawyer