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  1. Shodan

    Paris Hilton goes to jail

    If Arnold pardons her, he loses all respect. He should sentence her for LONGER.
  2. Shodan

    Condemned 2: Bloodshot

    I hope this game has more freedom, in condemned I felt like I was going through the game on a set of rails, the inability to jump meant you had lots of points where the computer took over while you climb over a fence or something.
  3. Shodan

    Colbert fondled by Jane Fonda

    :laugh: That was awesome.
  4. Shodan

    Your funniest sex moment

    My parents once told my girlfriend and me off for "Being too loud" apparantly the neighbors heard. :laugh:
  5. Shodan

    Your funniest sex moment

    You didn't hate me with my penis in your mouth.
  6. Shodan

    Your funniest sex moment

    Just post when you two thought I was asleep Idiots.. We did NOTHING I HEARD YOU YOU HEARD NOTHING NOTHING ELSE MAKES THAT NOISE NOT EVEN MY PENIS GOING INTO YOUR MOUTH? WHAT THE ****
  7. Shodan

    Stan Lee's Superhero Idol

    The Emo - Whines constantly until a point of total dispair where he tears his own skin off and turns into an Emo-hulk.
  8. Shodan

    bush dance

    311 Views. I bet you $400 there's no chance in hell you'll ever get 25,000.
  9. Shodan

    Can I ask a question?

    Yes, I think you should make some HILARIOUS joke you bitter bastard, go on, it'll make you feel better.
  10. Shodan

    Can I ask a question?

    I come here now to see whats in the Games forum, cringe at whats in the Politics forum and see what shit is being posted in Off topic, other than that, I rarely check the Half-life 2 forums any more.
  11. Shodan

    I hate people who type slowly.

    Well as long as you don't use an Oak keyboard like Vegeta, people are just jealous because they can't produce the words per minute that you can.
  12. Shodan

    Why are women so ... annoying ...

    *Injects Absinthe with testosterone NOW what do you say?
  13. Shodan

    Why are women so ... annoying ...

    You answered your own question Pobz, they're not men, they don't get hardons for big tvs and cars and trucks and beer, they just don't understand. Example, you hear a really nice engine, V8 or something. Man: **** YEAH! Woman: It sounds like it's broken.
  14. Shodan

    Describe the internet

    Its a place where everyone discovered they could pour their ideas and opinions without fear of reprisal, not saying no ones entitled to their opininion, just that no one cares, I do not care if Tarquin has a new haircut or a new pair of skinny jeans. INTERNET, SHUT UP.
  15. Shodan

    Zombie outbreak

    I'd don my tactical gear, aqquire a suitable vehicle - preferebly a pickup truck, drive to my gun stash, then to another place where I can get various weapons, then I'd make my way across the country to pick up the people who're closest to me, take them to the nearest docks, get a boat and...
  16. Shodan

    CCTV Cameras will shout you out (now with added kids voices)

    We're getting these in my City soon, I imagine it will be like this. "Please pick up your litter"/"Please do not shit down there" "**** off!" *Gives finger to camera and runs off before police can arrive.
  17. Shodan

    Are you a virgin?

    No, I want to know why you care though.
  18. Shodan

    US military to use Youtube as recruitment tool

    "A... friend?" "THE UNITED STATES ARMY." *Patriotic music plays Ah god that made me laugh. It reminded me of one of those parody videos on the Simpsons, staring Troy Maclure.
  19. Shodan

    Beat Boxers

    Some of the sound in that Bush video was taken from this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeVwBJpRl4g
  20. Shodan

    Beat Boxers

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5XCH8KCUGc&mode=related&search= Similar to the flute guy, pretty awesome
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