"Hey alyx, i don't think i need that viagra after all"
"Love hurts"
"Headcrab: Love me tender, Love me sweet... I WILL NEVER LET YOU GO!!!"
"Are you a girlcrab or a boycrab, either way, it feels kinda nice"
"Hey fella, watch it... you got pretty sharp teeth!"
"Got Milk?"
"Arrrgh!... Alyx you said you was tested"
"Oh (head)crap"
"I wonder if my testicles will turn to zombies now"
"I'm lovin it"
"It gives me automatic blowjobs, it uses it's legs to scratch my balls, it is a mans dream, i think i will name it Bob"
Haha... I'm going to sell a "How to make money easy"-kit soon
It will contain a box, with a note in it:
To make money easy, do this:
1. Buy a box and some paper
2. Write this down:
To make money easy, do this:
1. Buy a box and some paper
2. Write this down:
;)