1001 signs that you've played too much Half Life

[Tantalus]

1 ) You spend all of your spare time trying to design a real gravity gun.

2) Everytime you turn around you see a man in a suit, and you refuse to admit to the therapist that he isn't real.

3) You've gotten a degree from MIT for flipping switches.


Feel free to add on to these, only 998 left!

(Don't forget to number your signs)

 

[Xac493]

4) You make or post in this topic.

 

[Ennui]

5. You join halflife2.net and instantly make twelve thousand "Gravity Gun vs. Revolver" topics

 

[lemmingzappa]

6. You reply to topics like this :stare:

 

[bliink]

7) You knock random real objects over just to look at the 'physics'

 

[BetaMaster]

8. You spend all your free time either playing Half-Life 2, dreaming about Half-Life 2 comics, or posting in Halflife2.net.

EDIT
bliink, I actually do that, and admiring reflections..I'm sad.

 

[Wildhound]

9) You try to paint your house by repeatedly flinging the same paint can at the walls.

 

[Ames]

7) You knock random real objects over just to look at the 'physics'

/me pushes bliink :O

 

[bliink]

/me pushes bliink :O

wheee.. ragdolls! :bounce:
/me ragdolls

yeah.. when games start causing you to admire stuff like real world reflections etc.. you know its good.

 

[Vito Dintino]

10. You get excited in real life because your view doesnt jerk back and forth when something cool happens.

 

[Dasparov]

11) When you try and do the levels quickly

damn ppl :'[

 

[Tantalus]

11) You have a shrine dedicated to your fictional girlfriend, Alyx.

 

[Cormeh]

You have the hots for Alyx.. :dozey:

 

[Kapitan Helion]

YARRRGH!!! *Jumps onto The Thing* Gotcha! *Insert flamethrower wielding psycho remark here*
Didnt you see?!.. He poked you.... You're infected! *Flames everybody*

*Cough* Yeah er... 10: You keep trying to "Use" you're pc and most people. 11: You always go around with a crowbar... Crushing everything you see. 12: Sombody is pissing you off... You treathen to impulse 101 on him...

 

[Ennui]

I actually think I have a disease that causes me to impulsively shoot every single barrel I see in Counter-Strike: Source. My god I loved the blue gravity gun as well

10 ) You make a pile of Combine bodies with the blue gravity gun and call it art (like the sculptor who has that entire park in Oslo, Norway with all the nude sculptures? That obelisk is frightening!)

11 ) You have constant dreams about Half-Life 2 (Alyx pr0n ones don't count)

12 ) You've taken over a thousand Half-Life 2 screenshots to date

13 ) You're on a mod team.

14 ) You're on two mod teams.

15 ) You're on three.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

this one isnt mine, and isnt exactly about Halflife 2, but about Counter strike (credit to whoever said this, great stuff!)

You carry a knife to work to get there faster

 

[Ennui]

oooh that's wonderful!

 

[Edcrab]

16) You keep running up to women, ogling them and pushing against them.

17) You run forwards at a police officer, stare for a while, then dive backwards in anticipation of a prodding.

18) You thwack people with a crowbar when they block your way in the corridor.

 

[Dasparov]

ahahha every1 has messed theres up

 

[Hercules331]

19. When you keep thinking to yourself "the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world" whenever you are trying to accomplish somthing you're having trouble with, even when it has nothing to do with being the right man or in the wrong place.

 

[ComradeBadger]

20) You think about stabbing 'g' and flinging that radiator at your boss.

21) After doing something tricky, you hit F6

 

[bliink]

22) You swear you just heard a manhack noise in the airconditioning duct behind your head...

EDIT: 23) You swear your HDD just made a manhack noise

 

[Tantalus]

24) You're still waiting for Barney to buy you that beer, but you are too quiet to ask.

 

[AudioStar]

22) You swear you just heard a manhack noise in the airconditioning duct behind your head...

EDIT: 23) You swear your HDD just made a manhack noise

LOL dude you guys are so funny. Carrying a knife to work to get there faster sounds like a good idea...

 

[Vesh]

25) When you see real grates, vents and/or ductwork you wonder what items you can find within them.

 

[Ames]

I hear noises from the HL series all the time. ;(

 

[Tantalus]

26) When a helicopter flies overhead, you instinctively pull out a rocket launcher and try shooting it down.

 

[Cyan Leader]

27) You look for Lamda locacions.

28) You belive NYC is a sucessfull combine invasion of Citadels.

 

[bliink]

I hear noises from the HL series all the time. ;(

Do they occur when you happen to be playing the HL series? if so, thats normal

actually, i do notice alot of the sound effects/music bits in tv.. seems that some of them are/were stock sounds.

 

[Ames]

Do they occur when you happen to be playing the HL series? if so, thats normal

actually, i do notice alot of the sound effects/music bits in tv.. seems that some of them are/were stock sounds.

No, in real life...like walking down the street and suddenly hearing the HL vent fan noise from an air conditioner. ;(

 

[Thadius Dean]

29) you draw the lambda symbol when you are bored in class
(this one is real)

 

[bliink]

No, in real life...like walking down the street and suddenly hearing the HL vent fan noise from an air conditioner. ;(

its weird.. i guess its like thinking a tree has "nice textures" in real life
and seriously.. i could have sworn i just heard a manhack

 

[Cyan Leader]

30) You draw the Citadel when bored in class.
(also real)

 

[joule]

29) you draw the lambda symbol when you are bored in class
(this one is real)

I do that too!

31) You smash wooden crates with your handy-dandy crowbar.
32) You legally change your name to Gordon Freeman.

 

[vsaravia]

2 things so far...

33) Have dreams or nightmares about HL2

34) Get anxious or nervous when a chopper flys by.

 

[PedroTheLion]

35)You constantly imagine what you could do if you had a real gravity gun.
36)Whenever you see a puddle, or a flock of birds flying away you think, "wow, looks just like HL2!"

 

[mikren]

37. You keep trying to explain the theory to your wife or girlfriend but they just don't care.

 

[vsaravia]

38) You visualize that the building that you live in could make a good level in Half-Life.

(really, it could, it's so creepy a night time)

 

[f|uke]

39) You daydream about throwing tables at people you hate.

 

[joule]

40) You imagine, when sitting in a classroom, what the room would look like once you have the Manipulator at hand. Grabbing the desks and chairs with your Manipulator and launching them around the room for fun. Watching the bodies of the students ragdoll around. Piling all the desks up in a corner and laughing. (This one.........is for real)