CptStern
suckmonkey
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tommorrows serial killer is today's mallard mass murderer?
holy **** is he ever demented ...bet he played duckshoot ..in all seriousness I'm surprised they didnt end the article with a :
"police issued a search warrent for the 6th graders bedroom, video games are expected to be found. In other news resident wacko Jacko Thompson said the boy trained on Halo 2, a murder simulator made to train children into becoming duck killing machines. Soccor moms collectively gasp"
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/04/ducks.stabbed.ap/index.html
poor wittle ducks
WICHITA, Kansas (AP) A sixth-grader stabbed to death a mother duck and two ducklings that had nested near a school, distressing the other children and alarming officials who said the boy needs mental health treatment.
Students at Wilbur Middle School had named the mother duck Lucy and were monitoring her and her brood, making sure no one disturbed the nest in a grassy creek bed. Their mutilated bodies -- stabbed with a pencil -- were found this week.
An announcement over the public address system led the boy to admit the killings, officials said. They said he had also talked about the act to classmates and didn't understand why it was wrong.
holy **** is he ever demented ...bet he played duckshoot ..in all seriousness I'm surprised they didnt end the article with a :
"police issued a search warrent for the 6th graders bedroom, video games are expected to be found. In other news resident wacko Jacko Thompson said the boy trained on Halo 2, a murder simulator made to train children into becoming duck killing machines. Soccor moms collectively gasp"
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/04/ducks.stabbed.ap/index.html
poor wittle ducks