A weird thing happened last night *Not for the young*

[Qonfused]

My science teacher had one once, but only half (either that or his reason for being so camp was revealed)

....anyway, it was hanging on the table as he stood up and gave us our end-of-shitty-lesson speech.

It was traumatising :|

That made me shiver.

 

[Shasta]

Bahahahaha. Erectile dysfunction strikes one in ten of adults.

Well these kids have nothing to worry about then. They are still a few years away from being adults, judging from the amount of "at school today...", "oh noes, my maths homework..." etc posts.

Lol.

 

[madog]

Take this as a sign my friend. Your human feelings and desires are making you weak. It is not your penis that needs hardening, it is your mind and heart.
Destroy and erase this version of yourself. Only then can you improve.

I must also ask that fellow members do the same. Your behavior is most displeasing. True power can be achieved if you block out such unecessary human desires.

 

[Que-Ever]

Madog obviously wants some butt-loving.

 

[madog]

Madog obviously wants some butt-loving.

Quite the opposite actually. Such ways do not appeal to me.

 

[Que-Ever]

I refuse to believe you have gone through any sort of enlightenment, spiritual or otherwise.

 

[OvA]

I refuse to believe you have gone through any sort of enlightenment, spiritual or otherwise.

He was touched....by a butt pirate

 

[Shamrock]

You sir are gay!

Anyway, I don't know. Funny story though.

 

[Que-Ever]

He was touched....by a butt pirate

It's a bunny ;(

 

[madog]

None of what you say is true to the transformation I have gone through. All I can say is that I was changed for the best. I do not know how you can all be so foolish and blind. However, that does not concern me anymore. If you do not want to become like me then so be it. You can live your filthy human life anyway you want. But one day, mark my words, you will see the truth and suffer in it.

 

[MiccyNarc]

None of what you say is true to the transformation I have gone through. All I can say is that I was changed for the best. I do not know how you can all be so foolish and blind. However, that does not concern me anymore. If you do not want to become like me then so be it. You can live your filthy human life anyway you want. But one day, mark my words, you will see the truth and suffer in it.

Scientology?

 

[madog]

Scientology?

Haha! Good one. I am actually stating the exact opposite of scientology.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

This is a sex problem...so yeah, if you get offented, please leave now. Although that's really nobody, that's beside the point.

I invited a lady friend over last night, and we watched a movie. We started making out and all the good stuff. I went down on her, she went down on me. I almost lost my load while she was giving me oral sex...I told her to stop, because I wanted to have sex. So I got up, went for my condoms, kinda had to look for them for a second, opened the box, grapped one, went back to bed. By this time, I was only 1/2 hard. So I started to make out with her, and played around for a second. I wouldn't get any harder. It just kept going down. I was depressed, and massively embarassed.

Now, this isn't the first time it's happened. The 2nd. The first time was with another girl, we were dating, and it was during the day *Never had sex during the day*, and I just couldn't really get it up at all.

But I've had sex with this girl once before as well, so I don't think it was her...I dunno. I'm so confused, and kinda..worried.

I know it happens when your drunk and what not, but I'm completely sober, so yeah..

Has this ever happened to you? Or should I go talk to a doctor? Or do I blame the delay in sexual activity while fighting with my condom box. I assume my mind just kinda derailed, BUT HOW DOES IT DO THAT WITH A NAKID (*spelling?*) CHICK IN MY BED? D:

I had a similar thing happen. Was kissing with a lady friend, woo, she had her hand down my pants yanking the snag. But it wouldn't fully rise to the occasion. I was really nervous so i think that was a contributing factor. So i took it out and started smacking her in the face with it. Her cries of pain, surprise and disgust got the blood flowing. I then pulled an apple out of my pocket and tried reverse child-birth for more awesomeness.

True or false? You decide...

 

[CrazyHarij]

Well, recently i've been a bit slack as far as "my rules" go

i believed in you man ;(

 

[madog]

Perhaps choosing not to participate in sexual activity would be a solution to your problem.

 

[Raziaar]

Does anybody else find it strange to find posts of such sexually explicit nature on the forums? <chuckles> Can't find this kind of stuff on other forums!

 

[The Brick]

Perhaps choosing not to participate in sexual activity would be a solution to your problem.

QFT! I have never had any sexproblems in my life.

 

[madog]

QFT! I have never had any sexproblems in my life.

Ah a good follower of rational ways. There is no problem if there is nothing to cause it. So, no sex = no sex problems. Simple and effective.

 

[CyberPitz]

Well, to the serious ones that actually had some words of wisdom, thank you. To those who were just goofing off, +1 to you sirs.

I'm not the most sexually active person in the world. I've only had 4-5 seperate partners, and never have I had regular sex. Usually it's once or twice a month..maybe. Then go on like 6 month sprees of nothing, and find another girl. I am just so ...sexually uninclined. Anyway, yeah, I'm sure it was the nervous factor, along with the getting up part. Although I've always had to get up to get a condom...oh well.

I will also try whoever said to not watch teh hardcore stuff and the less beating off. Although, believe it or not, I beat off to last longer in the sack. God knows I'll last 10 minutes on the lack of getting off.

 

[madog]

Well, to the serious ones that actually had some words of wisdom, thank you. To those who were just goofing off, +1 to you sirs.

I'm not the most sexually active person in the world. I've only had 4-5 seperate partners, and never have I had regular sex. Usually it's once or twice a month..maybe. Then go on like 6 month sprees of nothing, and find another girl. I am just so ...sexually uninclined. Anyway, yeah, I'm sure it was the nervous factor, along with the getting up part. Although I've always had to get up to get a condom...oh well.

I will also try whoever said to not watch teh hardcore stuff and the less beating off. Although, believe it or not, I beat off to last longer in the sack. God knows I'll last 10 minutes on the lack of getting off.

So you call yourself not that sexually active? Then I would like to hear about someone who is. Twice a month, or four times a year since it is only 2 months, seems quite substantial to me. Yet again I don't engage in such activity at all, so anything would seem to be a lot to me. Once again my solution: Cut out this part of your life. You don't need it and you are better off without it.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

whoooosshhee ssshhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwww

Hear that? That's the sound of the flames of Hell, and that's where you're going for having pre-marital sex.

haha, I love your posts... seriously

 

[AiM]

Once again my solution: Cut out this part of your life. You don't need it and you are better off without it.

...

You're absolutely nuts.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Pitz, nearly everyone's been there, and the girl probably won't care that much if she knows much

It's far from a pernament problem.

 

[Hullu]

My first time was great. The guy kept talking to his thing like "please get up already" and he could barely deliver. I didn't feel very sexy. But I'm glad to hear it's normal. sort of.

 

[el Chi]

Iron rod + Urethra.

Or if you're not that hardcore, just take it to the iron rod, like when you tie plants to wooden sticks to help them grow in a certain direction.

I read about some fella who wasn't very good at "standing to attention", so he put a pencil in his urethra (as you do).
It all had a very abrupt and when the pencil broke or something, leaving him with a shatered stick in his nob and lots of blood outside.
I have sympathy for him, but only to an extent - play with fire, you'll get burned, and all that.

Seriously, at what point does that seem like the best solution?

 

[Maxi]

YOU ARE GAY!


hehehheeeeeeeeeee

 

[bliink]

I read about some fella who wasn't very good at "standing to attention", so he put a pencil in his urethra (as you do).
It all had a very abrupt and when the pencil broke or something, leaving him with a shatered stick in his nob and lots of blood outside.
I have sympathy for him, but only to an extent - play with fire, you'll get burned, and all that.

Seriously, at what point does that seem like the best solution?

I remember talking to an ER doctor, and he said there were a surprising amount of cases where people had put things in their urethra and couldn't get them out.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Well, tis a common problem, so no reason to be disheartened really.

EDIT: Oh god, the meaning of my post just completely changed because Bliink posted first.

Cut out this part of your life. You don't need it and you are better off without it.

lol?

 

[Ev!lP!e]

I read about some fella who wasn't very good at "standing to attention", so he put a pencil in his urethra (as you do).
It all had a very abrupt and when the pencil broke or something, leaving him with a shatered stick in his nob and lots of blood outside.
I have sympathy for him, but only to an extent - play with fire, you'll get burned, and all that.

Seriously, at what point does that seem like the best solution?

He put it in, and while he was Sechsing his woman up it got pushed into his bladder, or somewhere in there, no snappage. Lawl

 

[Cormeh]

Ahhh, chin up Pitz! It's a common problem among many males, don't get yourself down.

(Please, no one draw any innuendo from that post).

 

[CyberPitz]

My first time was great. The guy kept talking to his thing like "please get up already" and he could barely deliver. I didn't feel very sexy. But I'm glad to hear it's normal. sort of.

Heh, well, glad to hear this thread has made you feel better about it. Although I'll never resort to telling it to "Please get up already"...

 

[MiccyNarc]

Just for the record, if everyone joins madog's religion, the human race will be destroyed within 100 years.

 

[Gorgon]

This is a sex problem...so yeah, if you get offented, please leave now. Although that's really nobody, that's beside the point.

I invited a lady friend over last night, and we watched a movie. We started making out and all the good stuff. I went down on her, she went down on me. I almost lost my load while she was giving me oral sex...I told her to stop, because I wanted to have sex. So I got up, went for my condoms, kinda had to look for them for a second, opened the box, grapped one, went back to bed. By this time, I was only 1/2 hard. So I started to make out with her, and played around for a second. I wouldn't get any harder. It just kept going down. I was depressed, and massively embarassed.

Now, this isn't the first time it's happened. The 2nd. The first time was with another girl, we were dating, and it was during the day *Never had sex during the day*, and I just couldn't really get it up at all.

But I've had sex with this girl once before as well, so I don't think it was her...I dunno. I'm so confused, and kinda..worried.

I know it happens when your drunk and what not, but I'm completely sober, so yeah..

Has this ever happened to you? Or should I go talk to a doctor? Or do I blame the delay in sexual activity while fighting with my condom box. I assume my mind just kinda derailed, BUT HOW DOES IT DO THAT WITH A NAKID (*spelling?*) CHICK IN MY BED? D:

this happens to all men with poor blood circulation.... you need to eat alot of fruit......such as strawberry. Strawberry is the best food to gain full Erection.

 

[madog]

Just for the record, if everyone joins madog's religion, the human race will be destroyed within 100 years.

Catholicism? How will that yield to human annihiliation? If such were to happen, it would be for the best. As for what many have previously said about me because of my thoughts toward sexual activity, I urge you to be more understanding. I am not "nuts" because I withdraw from sexual desires and romantic feelings. I am just different than you, which is perfectly normal. Rejecting these feelings has brought peace within my being. Without this peace I would have truly been destroyed in my precedent life. Now with these feelings supressed and under control, I have made great improvements to my understanding of the truth and my existence in it. I have also solved many problems in life without any trouble. You can too! This problem stated in this thread could be completely done away with if one were to live without such primitive and unnecessary emotion.

 

[Raziaar]

Catholicism? How will that yield to human annihiliation? If such were to happen, it would be for the best. As for what many have previously said about me because of my thoughts toward sexual activity, I urge you to be more understanding. I am not "nuts" because I withdraw from sexual desires and romantic feelings. I am just different than you, which is perfectly normal. Rejecting these feelings has brought peace within my being. Without this peace I would have truly been destroyed in my precedent life. Now with these feelings supressed and under control, I have made great improvements to my understanding of the truth and my existence in it. I have also solved many problems in life without any trouble. You can too! This problem stated in this thread could be completely done away with if one were to live without such primitive and unnecessary emotion.

He was talking about your total abstaining from sex, not Catholicism. I can respect people who abstain before marriage, and I do respect them. But why never have sex? You're missing out on a great joy in life.

 

[madog]

He was talking about your total abstaining from sex, not Catholicism. I can respect people who abstain before marriage, and I do respect them. But why never have sex? You're missing out on a great joy in life.

Why abstain before marriage when one can abstain for life?

 

[Raziaar]

Why abstain before marriage when one can abstain for life?

More power to ya... but don't you be converting all the damn pretty girls, ya hear?

 

[madog]

More power to ya... but don't you be converting all the damn pretty girls, ya hear?

No need to worry fellow member. I am not here to ruin your happiness. I am not trying to convert anyone. I am only offering an alternate solution to the problem stated here, although based upon most of your reactions it seems my solution is unappealing. I often wonder what the world would be like if everyone was like me. It indeed would only last one generation. It would certainly impact me though.

 

[Raziaar]

No need to worry fellow member. I am not here to ruin your happines. I am only offering an alternate solution to the problem stated here, although based upon most of your reactions it seems my solution is unappealing. I often wonder what the world would be like if everyone was like me. It indeed would only last one generation. It would certainly impact me though.

It would be a VERY lonely place. People all around you, and the loneliness would be overwhelming.

 

[short recoil]

Catholicism? How will that yield to human annihiliation? If such were to happen, it would be for the best. As for what many have previously said about me because of my thoughts toward sexual activity, I urge you to be more understanding. I am not "nuts" because I withdraw from sexual desires and romantic feelings. I am just different than you, which is perfectly normal. Rejecting these feelings has brought peace within my being. Without this peace I would have truly been destroyed in my precedent life. Now with these feelings supressed and under control, I have made great improvements to my understanding of the truth and my existence in it. I have also solved many problems in life without any trouble. You can too! This problem stated in this thread could be completely done away with if one were to live without such primitive and unnecessary emotion.

Dude, respect if you have truely taken control of your mind and body and are not just "daming it up" in the brain.

I have very high male hormone levels and i actually find it physically painful to try and resist actual sexual thoughts (believe me i have tried) it was so much easier when i was "less of a man"
I can understand exactly why you are doing it, i have been there myself but i don't think it's actually doing me any good doing it any longer, i havn't exactly gone and become a sexual beast but i am starting to enjoy my natural instincts a bit more, the bodies rewards.

Good luck with it mate, it gets hard if you start working out and stuff!