A weird thing happened last night *Not for the young*

[madog]

It would be a VERY lonely place. People all around you, and the loneliness would be overwhelming.

A solution to loneliness is to stay determined. I preoccupy myself with certain goals to achieve and motivate myself to achieve them. It works great and I forget all about it.

To answer Short Recoil: I once before had sexual feelings, but then changed my thoughts about them and they slowly developed to what they are now. It wasn't just a heart break that sent me down this path, altough that did contribute some. All the events that have occurred in my life have pointed me down this path. It is quite interesting actually. A couple years ago I would have never imagined myself like this at 16 years of age. Fate has given me this path and I chose it to run away from the pain, to make myself feel better. So that is what I refer to as detroying, erasing, and improving myself. It has helped me greatly.

 

[MiccyNarc]

Why abstain before marriage when one can abstain for life?

Because sex rocks (in the proper context, I'm one of those old fogies that's saving it for marriage)

 

[madog]

Because sex rocks (in the proper context, I'm one of those old fogies that's saving it for marriage)

If you are an "old fogie" for abstaining until marriage, then what does that make me?

 

[OvA]

If you are an "old fogie" for abstaining until marriage, then what does that make me?

An idiot?

 

[madog]

An idiot?

Perhaps it is you who is the fool, considering 100% of your posts have no intelligent contribution to the matter in discussion.

 

[OvA]

Perhaps it is you who is the fool, considering 100% of your posts have no intelligent contribution to the matter in discussion.

Perhaps it is you who's spewing pseudo-philosophical bullshit and needs to get the fück out.

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Perhaps it is you who is the fool, considering 100% of your posts have no intelligent contribution to the matter in discussion.

You lose.

 

[Qonfused]

Perhaps it is you who's spewing pseudo-philosophical bullshit and needs to get the fück out.

QFTMFT.

It's really getting annoying. You can stop.

 

[madog]

Hah! My responses are neither phillosophical nor bullshit. I am only offering an alternate solution to CyberPitz problem. There is no need to be a flamer. If you don't like my solution, then you can choose to ignore it, but please respect my freedom of speech.

 

[Sainku]

Hah! My responses are neither phillosophical nor bullshit. I am only offering an alternate solution to CyberPitz problem. There is no need to be a flamer. If you don't like my solution, then you can choose to ignore it, but please respect my freedom of speech.

Having more control over the mind has always been an intresting subject to me. Repression of sexual desires seems to be quite obtainable compared to some of the things the human mind is capable of. However it hardly seems like a solution to CyberPitz problem. He is obviously quite active sexually and shows no signs of wanting to stop, rather the opposite. It is highly arguable whether or not ignoring such a basic instinct could be considered self improvement as you seem to think it is. Freud warned against it. Though to be honest I never really liked psychology.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Well, tis a common problem, so no reason to be disheartened really.

EDIT: Oh god, the meaning of my post just completely changed because Bliink posted first.

lol?

bahahahaa
thanks for getting me in trouble for laughing loud in the middle of the night

 

[CyberPitz]

Hah! My responses are neither phillosophical nor bullshit. I am only offering an alternate solution to CyberPitz problem. There is no need to be a flamer. If you don't like my solution, then you can choose to ignore it, but please respect my freedom of speech.

Madog, seriously. This seems like a huge +1 thing for you. You're comments are getting REALLY old and bothersome, please stop. If you think that abstinance from sex for life is a good thing, so be it. It's much like a religion, keep it to yourself, stop trying to force it onto others. I appreciate you're trying to help..but..it's not help. Sorry.

Man, this hole no beating off stage is hell. I'm only at like...3 days of not getting off, and I've got that urge man. Oh boy...when I finally get some, it's gonna hurt. Don't you hate it when you havn't gotten off in a long while, and you have a...huge "load". Makes my peepee sore

 

[Sulkdodds]

I have also solved many problems in life without any trouble. You can too! This problem stated in this thread could be completely done away with if one were to live without such primitive and unnecessary emotion.

You sound like a salesman, or a televangelist or something. You can too!

Hah! My responses are [not] philosophical...

He said they were pseudo-philosophical.

I find this amusing seeing as up till very recently you were always going on about how no girls were interested in you. Did you decide to just give up, then?

 

[ComradeBadger]

I find this amusing seeing as up till very recently you were always going on about how no girls were interested in you.

Forced abstinance

 

[CyberPitz]

Forced abstinance

I was always under the impression I was going to be a 99 year old virgin living in my roomates basement.

Well, now I'm just going to be a 99 year old living in his basement.

 

[Jintor]

What happened to this thread?

If I try and read the whole thing, my eyes begin to bleed. No, I'm not referring to the subject matter.

 

[el Chi]

Yeah, it's weird when threads do that. I suppose you could always donate the eye-blood; easier than having a needle thrust into your arm. Just keep a packet of biscuits and a cup o sugary tea beside the computer.

Because sex rocks (in the proper context, I'm one of those old fogies that's saving it for marriage)

Can you explain this to me please, 'cause I'm not sure I understand why.
So it comes to the wedding night and, to be quite frank, there's gonna be a certain degree of ineptitude, due to lack of experience. I mean, you won't know what works for you/what you like, etc. and more importantly whether you and your spouse are sexually compatible (different strokes and all).

I personally don't feel that sex would be MORE special on the wedding night if it was your first time, just more clumsy.
The wedding night's gonna be special whatever happens. If you already know what you're doing and how you both work together, then that's going to make it very special indeed.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Well, you could always divorce and try again I guess.

 

[el Chi]

"Darling, I want a divorce."
"But why!?"
"You're crap in bed."
"Can't we go to marriage counse-"
"No. No we can't."
"Surely there's some other way!?"
"Not unless you go in for the Germanic Holdover there's not."
"Oh. Well if you put it like that, then it's probably for the best. Freak."
"Frigid bitch."
"I'm glad we had this talk."
"Me too. I'm off to see our lawyer, and then a cheap prostitute who'll fulfill my needs."
"Well then I'm off to screw your best friend."
"You do that. You've put me off, you may as well start putting other men off as well. It'll be good practise for when you're a lonely old biddy with a house full of cats."
"Yes, well I hope you get VD."
"Me too."


I can't WAIT for marriage.

 

[Sulkdodds]

You should write TV programmes. Or dysfunctional-family radio plays.

 

[el Chi]

I've been writing a cartoon series with a friend of mine (he's doing animation at uni, so it's important for him to get this done) and we've got a couple of scripts nearly/practically finished.
I'm also planning a surreal sitcom with my housemate. When we've had a few.

 

[MiccyNarc]

Yeah, it's weird when threads do that. I suppose you could always donate the eye-blood; easier than having a needle thrust into your arm. Just keep a packet of biscuits and a cup o sugary tea beside the computer.
Can you explain this to me please, 'cause I'm not sure I understand why.
So it comes to the wedding night and, to be quite frank, there's gonna be a certain degree of ineptitude, due to lack of experience. I mean, you won't know what works for you/what you like, etc. and more importantly whether you and your spouse are sexually compatible (different strokes and all).

I personally don't feel that sex would be MORE special on the wedding night if it was your first time, just more clumsy.
The wedding night's gonna be special whatever happens. If you already know what you're doing and how you both work together, then that's going to make it very special indeed.

Thanks for the input but that's how I intend to do it.
As you said, different strokes and all

 

[el Chi]

Don't get me wrong, I totally respect your decision, I just don't understand it. Fair play to you, whatever you decide!

Unless it's S&M midgets & farm animals sex, in which case... *Shudders*

 

[Evo]

Struggling after 3 days Pitzy? Thats nuffin, last year college trip to Berlin and Krackov, a group of us guys made a pact.

The pact was that none of us would beat off for the whole trip.......from the day we left to the day we got back, it was 9 or 10 days without having one.....was bloody torture!

One dude ended up with a hard on in Auschwitz poor guy D:


You'll be fine Pitz, alway are

 

[MiccyNarc]

Don't get me wrong, I totally respect your decision, I just don't understand it. Fair play to you, whatever you decide!

Unless it's S&M midgets & farm animals sex, in which case... *Shudders*

Nein!

 

[el Chi]

Struggling after 3 days Pitzy? Thats nuffin, last year college trip to Berlin and Krackov, a group of us guys made a pact.

Krackov's amazing. I love that place.

 

[Evo]

It really is, good cheap booze :E

Wana go back again sometime, would be cool

 

[el Chi]

Yeah. Very good, cheap drink; very good, cheap food; beautiful; so many of the people are lovely and their English is so good it's downright embarrassing.
Wonderful.

 

[OCybrManO]

Haha! Good one. I am actually stating the exact opposite of scientology.

unscientology?

 

[pr0nking]

I personally think your mind was more focused on finding the condom, and your mind just derailed, next time just take it a little bit easier and just make sure the condoms to hand..

 

[CyberPitz]

I personally think your mind was more focused on finding the condom, and your mind just derailed, next time just take it a little bit easier and just make sure the condoms to hand..

Ha, from the pr0nking himself, I shall listen sir
Yeah, I've moved my condoms closer, and keep one kinda ripped off from teh rest prior. Hoping it will help. I'm sure that is what it was, but how could my mind get tha derailed with a nekkid woman in my bed! D: