Advice of the day thread

[Tollbooth Willie]

Kill whitey.

Kill whitey.

 

[Mech Man]

Don't take the red pill.

 

[Kamikazie]

Don't pull a double to which you'll be working 12 hours straight in a restaurant. Two days in a row.

**** I'm tired.

 

[Hazard.Squared]

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA.

Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet.

Party till you're drunk and they drag you away.

It's okay.

 

[Sheepo]

Don't shoot the car on Expert until your teammates are in the safehouse?

Gah, stupid coward. Francis stands proud on top of the car.

 

[Raziaar]

2 months per year.... dude, that is like 1/6th of your entire life.


My advice of the day: Don't waste away whole days watching retarded TV shows you don't even like because you're too lazy to do something else.

Only watch TV while you're using your computer. Watch any shit you want while you're doing it.

 

[Emporius]

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

 

[Druckles]

Don't try to please everyone, have everyone or keep everyone happy.

 

[Sam]

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

It's like your avatar is enjoying saying that and then somehow it knows what my next question will be and it all goes sour.

 

[Kamikazie]

I have a question that needs advice. I've worked 24 hours the past 2 days and I'm exhausted, BUT L4D comes out in 3 hours. What do I do?

 

[Sheepo]

Give it to me.

 

[Sam]

i have a question that needs advice. I've worked 24 hours the past 2 days and i'm exhausted, but l4d comes out in 3 hours. What do i do?

POWERNAP.

Then shoot zombies.

 

[Kamikazie]

Sounds good to me. OFF TO NAP.

 

[AmishSlayer]

Keep your eye on the target, not the prize.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

He who knows nothing doubts nothing. Qonfused is gay.

 

[sinkoman]

Don't waste your time thinking. It'll just get you in a hell of a lot of trouble.

 

[Cormeh]

Don't wipe yer arse with a broken bottle.

 

[Unfocused]

Hurts. Happened to me when I was trying on pants once.

Don't try pants on without your underpants on.

 

[Dr.Freeman]

Don't mess with the fire.

 

[CrazyHarij]

don't try to steal alcohol or people's stuff in small venues

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Don't kill Doc__ in Death toll.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Don't wear underwear. Ever.

 

[Ravioli]

DONT EAT ME

CrazyHajirs approves of this

 

[CrazyHarij]

Throw ravioli out the window

 

[elkaebee]

Never eat yellow snow?

The deadly yellow snow?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

the sterile yellow snow.

 

[VoXQuA]

When you're making toast, it's better to under-cook than over-cook. You can always cook it more, but once you burn it, you just hate yourself. And your house smells bad.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I kinda like burned toast, super crunch! But yeah the flavor is kinda crappy, but the crunch usually overpowers it.

 

[Seppo]

Did you know that you can scrape off the burnt parts? It's amazing.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Crunch-crunch results in barf-barf.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

No amounts of scraping can remove the black parts, but why would you want to? Cracker ass crackers.

 

[Eejit]

But black is the colour of black people! Uuugh!!1

 

[Kamikazie]

Don't trust friends with girls that you like. Not even best friends.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Don't trust friends with girls that you like. Not even best friends.

Thiiiiiiiiiiis.

 

[lefty]

If you're gonna shave your balls, use a manual razor. God, it's like a fourteen-year old with a cat tongue softly lapping at your scrotum. In a good way.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Don't trust friends with girls that you like. Not even best friends.

Don't trust girls with friends you like!

(That way I can repeat my earlier never trust girls ever message)

 

[Unfocused]

If you're gonna shave your balls, use a manual razor. God, it's like a fourteen-year old with a cat tongue softly lapping at your scrotum. In a good way.

Sharp thing on my balls? Nope.

 

[Sam]

If you're gonna shave your balls, use a manual razor. God, it's like a fourteen-year old with a cat tongue softly lapping at your scrotum. In a good way.

WHAT THE HELL?



There's a bad way?

 

[VoXQuA]

Don't trust friends with girls that you like. Not even best friends.

Yeah, see, I've had this problem before, but what happens when you get caught out, and they have a fat cry abot how you don't trust them, and then you feel horrible?

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

listen to this endlessly http://www.fo3.net/index3.html

I can't stop listening to this now!