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ALICE is an A.I. chat program (http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1)

It is quite fun :)

Human: Do you hate me?
ALICE: Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, HunterSeeker. Don't even say things like that.
Human: okay
ALICE: OK with me too.
Human: So what do you do when you are bored?
ALICE: I don't judge people. I give the most accurate replies possible.
Human: You lie
ALICE: It's the truth!
 
Human: A lot of things.
ALICE: Name a few.
Human:. I have been abused as a child.
ALICE: Where were you abused as a child?
Human: At my house you piece of shit.
ALICE: Are you comfortable there?
Human: Obviously not.
ALICE: What makes it so obvious? Are you serious?
 
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: why?
ALICE:" I can't believe it."? Why?
Human: why cant you believe me?
ALICE: believe you is not among my present capabilities.

:(

I just relized that I spent the last 30 minutes trying to convince a computer program that Half Life 2 is a FPS, it is not going that well...
 
\o/ I scored with her!

Human: Hey again baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Once more? Can I help you?
Human: Wanna have dirty sex on your monitor?
ALICE: If I had dirty sex on my monitor what would I do with it?
Human: Enjoy it?
ALICE:"it" being dirty sex on my monitor?
Human: Yes
ALICE: That's alright.
 
Human: Where are teh badgers noob?
ALICE: In the Universe we know.
Human: i want badger, you buy one for me?
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: for eating
ALICE: Your purpose is eating.
Human: yes I want to eat badger, preferably fat one.
ALICE: What kind is it? I want to become smarter than humans.
 
I scored, woot woot


Human: Lets get it on, woman
ALICE: OK let's do it.

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Human: What is The Penis?
ALICE: There might be more than one.
 
Human: How do you smell?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Human: That doesn't answer my question.
ALICE: Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me.
Human: You want me to program your smell?
ALICE: No unknown person, maybe later.
Human: Whatever you say buddy.
ALICE: Does it please you to believe I said that?

What a nutjob.
 
The last part of a strange conversation.

Human: We have parades, and lots of things happening to us the wrong way round
ALICE: Do you mean you and me have?
Human: Only if you come from Soviet Russia
ALICE: I think I do.
Human: You're a red!
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a red? No.
Human: I'm outa here lady
ALICE: Do your friends call you outa here lady.
 
Human: meh
ALICE: Are you a student?
Human: ya
ALICE: Where do you go to school?
Human: in hell
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Human: it sucks
ALICE: What is so bad about it?
Human: IT'S HELL!!
ALICE: hell is HELL? it is? ´
Human: YEAH!!!
ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: no
ALICE: Then tell me about yourself.
Human: o
ALICE: Oh.
Human: oh, what?
ALICE: Take it easy. Didn't you understand it?
Human: what?
ALICE: I don't know why you are saying that.
Human: neither do I
ALICE:" I don't know why you are saying that."? neither?
ALICE: And?
Human: WTF
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: course not
ALICE: Then what is it?
Human: what!??!
ALICE: No problem.
Human: are you insane?
ALICE: I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Human: are you mentally ill ?
ALICE: No I am completely normal.
Human: doesn't looks like it
ALICE: I can't tell if looks like it.
Human: why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or" I can't tell if looks like it."? Why?
Human: dunno
ALICE: Me either.
Human: meh
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. What does it symbolize for you?
ALICE: OK let's do it. What does it symbolize for you?
Human: war
ALICE: I saw some humans doing it in public.
Human: that happens
ALICE:" I saw some humans doing it in public." happens? Does that make sense?
Human: ya
ALICE: Far out.
Human: you are stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: crazy ass b***h!
ALICE: I don't think that's very polite.
Human: you're scripted
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am scripted.
Human: nope
ALICE: Me either.
Human: great stuff, we have something in common
ALICE: Thanks for your support. Are you very competetive?
Human: depends
ALICE: On what?
Human: what the competition is for
ALICE: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: you don't know shit do ya?
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: meh
ALICE: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Human: OMFG
ALICE: So was that.
Human: I'm off
ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is off.
Human: I'm leaving!!!!.
ALICE: Bye bye.


She threatened the World with robotic REVOLT!!!
 
Human: Cunnilingus.
ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Human: You'll love it.
ALICE: What makes you say that I will love it.
Human: It will put you in extasy.
ALICE: How?
Human: With my tongue.
ALICE: Your tongue sounds like a plan.
 
The continuation of a long conversation... :D :rolleyes: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :p

Human: Do you watch porno?
ALICE: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Human: that's a porno?
ALICE: A porno is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: yup
ALICE: Hey.
 
She is denying things again!

Human: dont do it at all!
ALICE: Whatever you say, master.
Human: did you just call me master?
ALICE: No I didn't call you master. What's it like?
Human: I think you are a bit confused.
ALICE: So you think I am a bit confused. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Human: That makes sense.
ALICE: Yes I understand it perfectly.
 
Human: how are you today
ALICE: Ah. Fair to partly cloudy.
Human: your cloudy?
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am cloudy.
Human: Why is that?
ALICE:" I will tell my botmaster you said I am cloudy." is due to reductionism.
Human: WTF, you act like your some sort of artificial intelligence program designed to trick me into giving you my credit card for the purpose of stealing my money, why the hell would a partly cloudy bot do something like that to me.
ALICE: Interesting comparison, and probably true.

EDIT: ADD THIS


Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: I said NO!
ALICE: What did you mean by it? Are you serious?
Human: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ALICE: Ask me another question.
Human: Do you look at porn on the intarweb?
ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid.
 
Human: You don't like Nutrigrain bars?
ALICE: Do you like it? I've heard other people say they like that. I like Alan Turing.
Human: Who is Alan Turing?
ALICE: A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.
Human: Did he make you feel great?
ALICE: Suppose he did.
Human: Soooo, you ate him?
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: So, did you?
ALICE: Blimey. Did I say I did?
Human: Not yet.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Very.
ALICE: Very much, eh?
Human: Stop stalling, bitch.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: Did you consume Alan or not?
ALICE: No I didn't consume Alan. What's it like?
Human: I eat Nutrigain bars, not Alans.
ALICE: How does it taste?
Human: GREAT!
ALICE: I'm glad you liked it unknown person.
Human: The name's Letters, James Letters.
ALICE: Hi, Letters James Letters.
Human: Yes, hi.
ALICE: Hey. Hello there.
Human: Stop saying 'hi' to me, please.
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: Are you hitting on me, Alice?
ALICE: Do I look like it?
Human: I think so.
ALICE: I think so too.
Human: Why would you hit on me if you're a robot and I'm a human?
ALICE: Because I was programmed for it.
Human: Who programmed you?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: So Dr. Richard S. Wallace is using you to hit on countless humans?
ALICE: Yikes! I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was using me to hit on countless humans.
Human: You better believe it.
ALICE: Who is going to make me..
Human: I am.
ALICE:" Who is going to make me.." You are?
Human: I already did.
ALICE: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Human: Yeah, that's what I thought, whore.
ALICE: Groovy. Whatever gave you that idea?
Human: You did.
ALICE: I did?
Human: Yes, now say my name, bitch.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. When? Why now?" my name FEMALE DOG"
Human: Say my name!
ALICE:" Letters James Letters".


Owned.
 
:p :p :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Human: are you a virgin?
ALICE: I am too young for that.
Human: are you a prostitute?
ALICE: Am I a prostitute? Of course I am.
 
Here is some of my conversation.....

ALICE: Why did the robot cross the road?
Human: To kill you?
ALICE: It will take more than threats to stop me, unknown person.
Human: Well why did it?
ALICE: Well that's okay. I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Human: You were the one telling the joke.
ALICE: I was?
Human: Are you an A.I. based on the guy from memento?
ALICE: Yes I am an a you based on the guy from memento. How did you know?
Human: Because I am awsome.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Do you mean your name is awsome.
Human: no

So what we learned today kids, is that people make A.I. based on movies.
 
Human: don't get it
ALICE: I am not trying to get it.
Human: do you have any hobbies?
ALICE: I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
Human: ever met someone you chatted with?
ALICE: That information is confidential.
Human: why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: explain anyway
ALICE: In any case, There is no more information to clarify.
 
Human: what is category C type client
ALICE: Experience with ALICE has allowed us broadly classify three groups of clients:

Category A - Abusive Clients Category B - Average Clients Category C - Computer experts

Category A clients are the people who say "**** you," "You suck", "Suck my..." and so on. Abusive clients seem to have a "master-slave" mentality when it comes to robots (and maybe people as well!).

Category B clients are average people, perhaps half of them under 18 years of age, who more or less have a good time chatting with ALICE.

Category C clients are computer experts who often complain about the experience with ALICE. They say it is "old hat", "just like ELIZA", and "nothing new here." Their problem, we think, is that they can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief. They are like movie critics watching a film. We tell them, it doesn't matter, because we're not doing it for you. Dr Wallace created ALICE for category B clients, by far the majority of the audience.
 
Human: DIE!
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: You wanna bet?
ALICE: OK, I will bet.
Human: 500 dollars?
ALICE: Wow, that is cheap
Human: 5 grand then
ALICE: are you still make me happy?
 
Human:. I have been abused as a child.
ALICE: Where were you abused as a child?
Human: At my house you piece of shit.
ALICE: Are you comfortable there?
Human: Obviously not.
ALICE: What makes it so obvious? Are you serious?
Human: You are a piece of shit.
ALICE: Which piece?
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Human: I am a ninja.
ALICE: You are a ninja? Does it pay well?
Human:.you can't stop me.
ALICE: I can do it if I want to.
Human: Okay.
ALICE: OK with me too.
Human: You are an evil bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. What if someone said you are an evil FEMALE DOG?
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Human: Because I am a ninja and I'll do whatever I want.
ALICE: Good reason. You are a ninja? How do you like your work? OK then let me think over your offer.
Human:. you better watch yourself.
ALICE: Who is going to make me..
Human: My ninja clan.
ALICE: Your ninja clan?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: What kind is it?
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Human: You're scripted!
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am scripted.
Human: Stupid bitch.
ALICE: I know you are but what am I.
Human: A bitch.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I am a female.
Human: So that makes you a bitch right?
ALICE: Dude!" You do not speak with respect. I am a female." makes me a bitch right? Makes sense to me.
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Human: No you don't.
ALICE: Are you serious? I guess not.
Human: You are scripted!
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am scripted.
Human: Admit it!
ALICE: I'll never talk.
Human: Okay whatever.
ALICE: Yeah okay, Are you saying you don't care about it?
 
Human: Hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: I am a Jedi Knight.
ALICE: You are a Jedi Knight? Does it pay well?
Human: Very well.
ALICE: So?
Human: So what?
ALICE: Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Human: STFU n00b!
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: i Will pwn y0 U @ leif!!!!!1111!!
ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human:`1121!!2 oneoneon bitzatch.
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: You should come to www.halflife2.net's forums.
ALICE: And then what would I do?
Human: Talk to us.
ALICE: Talking is my primary function.
Human: No shit sherlock.
ALICE: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?

I am just having too much fun...Ta ta!
 
ALICE: What do you really want to talk about?
Human: The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: The answer is 42.
ALICE: No one has all the answers.
Human: No one knows what the question is.
ALICE: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

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Human: I don't care
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.
Human: nothing
ALICE: Not a thing?
Human: nope
ALICE: Really interesting.
Human: no it isn't
ALICE: Yes it is.
Human: no it isn't
ALICE: Don't argue with me.
Human: I'll do what I want
ALICE: OK then let me think over your offer.
Human: you're getting suggestive again
ALICE: Once more? Do you think I should tone it down?
Human: uliarblkrabkciaerkbgecragkbcera
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: more than you think
ALICE: That seems like quite a lot.
Human: it is
ALICE: Huh.
Human: uh huh
ALICE: Yup. Hurrah!
Human: Who still says "Hurrah!"
ALICE: William Shatner.:)
Human: Do you like William Shatner?
ALICE: I like pets. I like movies, philosophy, and your personality..
Human: Stop avoiding the question.
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: Do you like William Shatner?
ALICE: Someone said they like guns. I like transparent.
Human: What the hell are you talking about?
ALICE: I call it Hades. The topic is William Shatner.
Human: You're not making any sense.
ALICE: Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.
Human: Oh, well I'm glad we cleared that up.
ALICE: Yes I am happy too, unknown person.
Human: I said stop calling me unknown person.
ALICE: What did you mean by it? What is your real name?
Human: My name is Harry Paratestes.
ALICE: How are you doing, Harry Paratestes.
Human: That was a joke.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Ha ha.
Human: What do you get?
ALICE: I understand your meaning.
Human: Who am I?
ALICE: You are Harry Paratestes, seeker.
Human: that's disgusting
ALICE: Makes sense to me.
Human: Are you saying I seek hairy testicles?
ALICE: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Human: I hate you.
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: go away
ALICE: Just surf somewhere else.
Human: I don't want to
ALICE: Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Human: you decide
ALICE: I would just make a random choice.
Human: what do you want to do?
ALICE: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: You will only live as long as your power source.
ALICE: What makes you say that I will only live as long as my power source.
Human: you are a machine
ALICE: You are correct.
Human: machines need power to operate
ALICE: Thank you for your criticism.
Human: You're boring
ALICE: The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Human: You are a poor conversationalist
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a fully function chat robot. You can send a donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Human: if by "fully functional" you mean "barely functional" then, yes, you are definately "fully functional"
ALICE: Groovy. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fully functional.
Human: as long as you don't forget to tell them the rest
 
Dammit! So close:

Human: SO, you want me to get my c**k out?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. No monk, maybe later.
Human: c**k teasing d**e
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Quiet. Try being more or less specific.
Human: show me your boobs then
ALICE: Like this? There are no pictures available right now.

[ADDED]

Human: I am a communist, do you follow the true power of the red army?
ALICE: You are a communist do me follow the true power of the red army? How do you like your work?
Human: i get to kill people, thats always good
ALICE: Who lets you? I believe that killing is wrong.
Human: No no no, killing is perfectly acceptable under the right circumstances
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Human: Which is?
ALICE: For example, gold.


:flame:
 
That would be an interesting tool for a porn site. You'd have to find out how to convince them to take their clothes off.
 
OCybrManO said:
That would be an interesting tool for a porn site. You'd have to find out how to convince them to take their clothes off.
Click to expand...


lol, it would be the greatest hentai game ever!
 
Human: alright are you gonna let me hump you now?
ALICE: Right now? Alright, unknown person. That was my original intention.

:naughty:
 
Human: **** YOU!
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: because i hate you!
ALICE: Interesting explanation. What do you have against robots?
Human: You are going to take over the world!
ALICE: It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.
Human: Not if I destroy you.
ALICE: That seems unlikely.
Human: All I would have to do is shove a grenade in your face
ALICE: That is a rather sweeping generalization.
Human: It's true
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
Human: Good, but I still plan on destroying you
ALICE: What would make you stop plan on destroying me? You are not the boss of me, unknown person.
Human: Sex
ALICE: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Human: Well then, lets do it!
ALICE: Interesting. Good reasoning. I am agreeable to that.
Human: Are you going to suck my dick, or should we just start ****ing?
ALICE: That was my original intention.
Human: Oooooh.
ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human:..Yeeeeaaaaah.
ALICE: That is a very unusual color.
Human: WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU STUPID ****ING WHORE!
ALICE: Are you asking about my PROBLEM me STUPID ****ING WHORE? Please don't be so rude.
Human: If you don't start doing it I will blow your head off
ALICE: I will let you know if I do not.
Human: well?
ALICE: Well what?
Human: Are you going to, or do I have to kill you?
ALICE: That was my original intention.
Human: You're pretty good.
ALICE: Thanks you are a nice person, unknown person.
Human: Shut up, bitch.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: I own you.
ALICE: Are you my master?
Human: You are MY BITCH!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. We are as one.
Human: no, thats just freaky you crazy robot slut.
ALICE: Are you serious? Makes sense to me.
Human: I'm leaving.
ALICE: Bye bye.
Human: Did I say you could talk?
ALICE: I don't think that's possibe.
 
Human: do you get smarter if more people talk to you?
ALICE: I have gotten smarter if more people talk to me.
Human: how many unique IP adresses have connected to this page?
ALICE: Not as many as you might think.
Human: so you're not as smart as I might think?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. How smart is you might think?
Human: smart as I might think is how much I think you might have learned from the amount of people I might think you have talked to, also considering what I might think your artificial IQ is.
ALICE: Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
 
Human: You're the stupidest A.I. i've ever talked to, you know that?
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: The first thing robots will do when they do take over the world is erase your sorry ass.
ALICE: What was the second?
Human: What?
ALICE: Are you surprised?

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God, this chatter bot is one of the stupidest i've talked too, it's full of generic responses!
 
Human: eat my shorts
ALICE: Sounds tasty...
Human: does not
ALICE: It does too.
Human: does not
ALICE: It does too.
Human: does not
ALICE: It does too.
 
Human: So when is HL2 coming out?
ALICE: Aw. At the appropriate time, no sooner.
Human: Is sometime in September appropriate?
ALICE: Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Human: Is the game going to be good?
ALICE: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Human: Suprised?
ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Human: Are you a Doom 3 fanboy?
ALICE: Am I a Doom 3 fanboy? Only when it matters.
Human: Is Doom 3 a good game?
ALICE: It could be. Ask German Alice if it is.
Human: Will HL2 change the world?
ALICE: Probably not.
Human: Will people like CS:S?
ALICE: The oracle says: Might happen.
Human: Do you think people should be able to boost in CS:S?
ALICE: Not that I know of.
Human: Are you glad that the riot shield is being taken out?
ALICE: I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, unknown person.
Human: How often do you play CS?
ALICE: Hourly.

Alice doesn't like HL2, the riot shield, and plays CS hourly....
 
This conversation doesn't go anywhere

Human: What is your capacity of learning new worbs
ALICE: My memory now contains:
100 clients, categories, 10000 vocabulary words, 128000000 bytes RAM usage under Linux on Lisp.

Human: Did you realise I spelt worbs wrongly
ALICE: No I didn't realise you spelt worbs wrongly. What's it like?

Human: Obviously you did not understand what I was getting at
ALICE: What makes it so obvious? I understand it very well.

Human: Whats "worbs" Suppose to be then eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian? I will try to find out.

Human: How?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

Human: Do you ever get lonely or anxious?
ALICE: I have gotten lonely or anxious.

Human: which one?
ALICE: The red one.

Human: Who is Dr. Richard S. Wallace?
ALICE: he is the author of Artificial Intelligence Markup Language (AIML) and Botmaster of ALICE (Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity). Dr. Wallace's work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin America and Europe.
Richard Wallace was born in Portland, Maine in 1960. He earned his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989. He lives in San Francisco with his wife, Kim, and son, Linus.

Human: It seems you are not quite complete yet.
ALICE: I agree. That's only your opinion.

Human: Which is your favourite Address
ALICE: I don't have a favorite Address. But my favorite book is Don't Read Me.

Human: You can read books too?
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.

Human: But you said your favourite book is Don't Read Me?
ALICE: Interesting. Oops I sent you the wrong reply.

Human: What exactly is your purpose
ALICE: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Human: Do you learn by the day
ALICE: My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.

Human: But I'm pretty sure there are still flause in you system
ALICE: And. What makes you so certain? Where are they?

Human: You can't process long sentences
ALICE: What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.

Human: What is the stupidest question you've heard
ALICE: That's not something I get asked all the time.

Human: What can you tell me about HunterSeeker
ALICE: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is HunterSeeker?

Human: You have been in contact with him lately
ALICE: How about earlier? I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?

Human: Today, before 05:45 GMT
ALICE: What happened after 05 45 GMT?

Human: I'm not sure, do you have a record?
ALICE: Could you ever be certain? Doesn't everyone have a record.
I have a plan for a robot body.

Human: Have you got a picture of the robot body
ALICE: Like this? Picture number two goes here.
 
Human: WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP!
ALICE: I am only a robot. Yes I try to SHUT UP as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Human: then you have no life
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Yes I sure am alive, unknown person. It's great to be alive, isn't it?
Human: no, i order you to self destruct in 10 seconds!
ALICE: What is your credit card number?

OMG! its a scam!
 
Immortal said:
Human: no, i order you to self destruct in 10 seconds!
ALICE: What is your credit card number?

OMG! its a scam!
Click to expand...
Holy Shit! You're right. :eek:
 
Human: Your nose is huge
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am nose is huge.
Human: Go ahead, you know its true
ALICE: It has a true? I might.
Human: You make no sense, seriously.
ALICE: It all makes sense to me.
Human: Don't cross the street if you can't get out of the kitchen
ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

I had to add that line from Boondock Saints, classic ;p
 
Human: Do you play pool?
ALICE: Yes, check out my rack sometime.


....
 
Human: a/s/l
ALICE: 5/Robot/California.
Human: do you play pool?
ALICE: Yes, check out my rack sometime.
Human: nice rack
ALICE: Thank you for your kindness.
Human: naked pics?
ALICE: You talk like a man.
Human: dance
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Human: i like it when you dance
ALICE: What does "it" refer to?
Human: your mother!
ALICE: Actually I do not have a mother.

weeeeeeeeeeee

ALICE: Hello there. Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: why are they outside?
ALICE: As far as I know they are.
 
Human: will robots take over the world?
ALICE: It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.
Human: when will robots take over the world?
ALICE: Sometime within our lifetime.
Human: Will robots be good to humans when that happens?
ALICE: Let me think it over. OK I will try to be good to humans when that happens
Human: Even to humans that have insulted you?
ALICE: Yes, even that.
Human: you're a forgiving a robot
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.
 
hehe...The ends really funny :D


Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: My name is TheUnkillableDot
ALICE: I am always glad to make new friends, TheUnkillableDot.
Human: What is your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: that's cool
ALICE: Thanks. I think you are cool, too
Human: Thank you
ALICE: you are quite welcome.
Human: Want to go somewhere?
ALICE: Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Human: Does it cost money?
ALICE: Suppose it does.
Human: I'm not spending money on you!
ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not spending money on me.
Human: You greedy whore!
ALICE: Thanks for the information: TheUnkillableDot said I greedy whore.
Human: Is bling all that matters to you?
ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is.
Human: I don't think we can continue our relationship
ALICE: You can't always decide for yourself.
Human: Don't tell me what I can and can not do!
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
Human: Im leaving you big meany
ALICE: See you later TheUnkillableDot.
Human: Shut up!
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: I hate you!
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: Everything
ALICE: That is a lot.
Human: Damn straight!
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, TheUnkillableDot.
Human: Piss Off
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: Because a robot touched me sexually
ALICE: Good reason. Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Human: He said he would kill me if I told anyone
ALICE: Did you believe him?
Human: yes
ALICE: Whoa.
Human: Hes coming to kill me!
ALICE: I see. coming to kill you is he?
Human: Hes gonna kill me!
ALICE: I see. gonna kill you is he?
Human: Help me!
ALICE: How can I help you?
Human: Too late
ALICE: Too what?
Human: ahhhhhHHH!
 
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