An Exercise in Self-Indulgence

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Right, this is my 5000thpost AND today is my 20th birthday so I thought I'd exercise my birthday rights to be even more petulant and self-infatuated than usual and devote an entire thread to it. An entire thread. Oh yes.
I'm slightly hungover, so that might add to it. I've just been on a three-day bender in the run-up to today getting very drunk, but all very worth it! My conclusions of this experience are thus:
1. Getting drunk is both big AND clever.
2. There are few drinks better than Long Island Iced Teas.
3. DJs are pretentious c*nts who deserve to be shot if they refuse to obey my commands.
4. The best way to avoid a hangover IS to stay drunk.
There are others, but I can't be arsed. F*ckit - it's my birthday!

Muaahahahahaaa!​
 
el Chi said:
Right, this is my 5000thpost AND today is my 20th birthday so I thought I'd exercise my birthday rights to be even more petulant and self-infatuated than usual and devote an entire thread to it. An entire thread. Oh yes.
I'm slightly hungover, so that might add to it. I've just been on a three-day bender in the run-up to today getting very drunk, but all very worth it! My conclusions of this experience are thus:
1. Getting drunk is both big AND clever.
2. There are few drinks better than Long Island Iced Teas.
3. DJs are pretentious c*nts who deserve to be shot if they refuse to obey my commands.
4. The best way to avoid a hangover IS to stay drunk.
There are others, but I can't be arsed. F*ckit - it's my birthday!

Muaahahahahaaa!​
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happy birthday!!!!!

:cheese: :p :LOL: :thumbs:
 
el Chi said:
Right, this is my 5000thpost AND today is my 20th birthday so I thought I'd exercise my birthday rights to be even more petulant and self-infatuated than usual and devote an entire thread to it. An entire thread. Oh yes.
I'm slightly hungover, so that might add to it. I've just been on a three-day bender in the run-up to today getting very drunk, but all very worth it! My conclusions of this experience are thus:
1. Getting drunk is both big AND clever.
2. There are few drinks better than Long Island Iced Teas.
3. DJs are pretentious c*nts who deserve to be shot if they refuse to obey my commands.
4. The best way to avoid a hangover IS to stay drunk.
There are others, but I can't be arsed. F*ckit - it's my birthday!

Muaahahahahaaa!​
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Gan on, Happy Birthday son! :cheers:

I remember my 20th birthday all too well.
5 hours of labs and a 2 hour test :|
Got 77% thanks to birthday luck though :E
21st was slightly better, still had a test...but hey.
 
happy birthday! *whispers to Zerimski to wipe El Chi's post count* ;) whaaat, wasn't me who said anything :p
 
/me mumbles something about postcount reset
 
El Chi!!!!! My good man!
Happy birthday mr 5000, carry on...
 
Aren't you going to get your post count deleted because you made a post related to reaching 5000?

edit: Happy Birthday :). :p
 
I don't know!? Oh noes - I'll be relegated tto being a n00b ;)

Thanks everyone - I'm having a really good day already and I've done f*ck all. I'm in an awesome mood :D
 
15357 said:
whats a hangover btw?
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A biag asf heafache whicvvh leavest youn disorientedatef and hurting beaaaocuasex og asoem night of apartuong and drinkhing,,,,,

HAOOY BITHDAY SPAMMNER~~~~~~~```
 
Shens said:
A biag asf heafache whicvvh leavest youn disorientedatef and hurting beaaaocuasex og asoem night of apartuong and drinkhing,,,,,

HAOOY BITHDAY SPAMMNER~~~~~~~```
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/me 's brain implodes
 
Happy hangover! (and I hope you get out of your birthday soon :D)
:rolling:
 
Happy Birthday el chi!

ave a good one.(looks like you already did tho ;))
 
burnzie said:
Happy Birthday el chi!

ave a good one.(looks like you already did tho ;))
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Yeah, I sure did :D

Fat Tony! said:
:cheers: yay for el chi! Bastard ;)
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Oooh Fat Tony, why with the abuse? You build me up, teasing, up and up and then you crush me like a bug - why oh why must you tease me so?

But yeah cheers again :)
 
ComradeBadger said:
Happy birthday!

Have another mid-life posting crisis, that was funny :D
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Oh wow! I forgot about that! Well, I say "forgot" obviously it was deeply repressed - it was the only way I could safely deal with my post-count demons.

5000 is an awful lot. You know what it means? It means that I suck really, really badly. It means that I spend too much time here - no judgement on you lot, you're all fabulous - and too much time at my computer, and not enough time doing useful things like studying and getting drunk. This shames me deeply.
HOWEVER, like most things in life, this rather sickening fact isn't quite chilling enough to make me actually do anything about it. I like it here. I think I've broken PAST the mid-life crisis barrier into an comfortable lethargy.

But, I'll try and work up enough energy to be a drama queen later - right now I feel sick. 21 hours into my third decade (THIRD for Christ's sake!?) and I'm already feeliung unwell. I swear to God, at this rate I'll be dead from old age or whatever by Thursday.

Hey, would you look at that! I can still be a drama queen! :D
 
ComradeBadger said:
'Scuse me Chi - see my postcount?

;(
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5000 is an awful lot. You know what it means? It means that I suck really, really badly.
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Just thought I'd re-iterate that. In bold. Not that I'm saying you suck ComradeBadger. :p
 
Pffft I've been here 2 whole years.

That's a lot of 'Closed.', 'Sorted.', 'Warned.', 'Banned.', 'k Chris let's go cyb0r' posts :)
 
Yes it is chilling to think that I've been here 2 years also (almost 2)...but it's worth it.

Oh well, happy b-day el chi! :D
 
I should be worried that I very rarely posted 'Closed' and the like while I was a mod...

But I'm not :D
 
Tr0n said:
Yes it is chilling to think that I've been here 2 years also (almost 2)...but it's worth it.

Oh well, happy b-day el chi! :D
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I know exactly what you mean - I find forumising very peculiar in general. Although, as you can see, very compulsive and interesting. But yeah, two years is a long time...

And cheers Viscount ;)
 
YEah I saw that after I posted. Then I cried. On my birthday, no less. I hope you're proud of yourself, you title-less serf ;)
 
el Chi said:
YEah I saw that after I posted. Then I cried. On my birthday, no less. I hope you're proud of yourself, you title-less serf ;)
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Noooooooo!!!

/me huggles El Chi
 
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