anal sex rampant amongst teens

[Qonfused]

This thread is entertaining.

 

[kineaesth]

This thread is entertaining.

So is anal sex!
Ka-Pow!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

This thread has a lot in common with arse holes.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I have my head up my own thread.

That would have worked better if I'd made this thread.
Dammit.

 

[jverne]

This thread has a lot in common with arse holes.

they are tight at the start, but get accustomed after some time.

"Erm, I'm going to DRINK GASOLINE"
and you are like "Zombieturtle, it is NOT GOOD TO DRINK GASOLINE"
and I am like "Yeah, well it's not good to drink beer either! But you do that!!!! HA!"

wait...you used sadomasochism, and that is somehow more comparable?

 

[lefty]

no no, he means it has my dick in it.

 

[kineaesth]

"Erm, I'm going to DRINK GASOLINE"
and you are like "Zombieturtle, it is NOT GOOD TO DRINK GASOLINE"
and I am like "Yeah, well it's not good to drink beer either! But you do that!!!! HA!"

Isn't this what you're doing? 'I'm going to have anal sex'
'it is NOT GOOD TO SEX ANAL it is DANGEROUS'

Anyway here is some things from people who know more than I do because it is their jobs.
Part One.
Part Two.

 

[Dinkleberry]

This thread has a lot in common with arse holes.

What? I see Riker but no Klingons

 

[xombine]

Opinions are like assholes, everyone's got one and they all stink.

 

[kineaesth]

What I'm SAYIN is you cant compair regular sex to ANAL sex in the same way you cant compair drinking gasoline to drinkin BEER

One has more risks that the other, not saying it's wrong, just saying the facts.

But I wasn't? Vaginal sex has risks, anal sex has a few more risks, but if you're sober and intelligent then they're pretty easy to minimise. And you essentially are saying it's wrong by saying 'Anal sex is not healthy.'

Similarly, you haven't stated any facts at all, you've just repeated that it's dangerous, and I have repeated that it's only dangerous if you do it wrong.

Also, what the **** at 'When homo's do it, at least it makes sense, because that's ALL they got.'

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

And sometimes your opinion gets cancer and you have to have it removed.
After that you have no opinion and all your knowledge comes out in bags which you have to throw away.

 

[nurizeko]

Anal sex? Why would you spend any time thinking about that? You post on internet message boards. Obviously ALL nerds on message boards die a virgin death.

Not sure what the big deal about anal sex is, not that great.

Speak for yourself. I am a product of the internet generation, I'm a nerd with notches in my bed post.





As for anal, mhmmm.....cant say I've ever really considered it, I mean, there's already a nice warm cozy hole down there ready made for cock, seems a bit stupid, like Darwin award hick doing dumb things stupid to ignore it for something designed to expel objects rather then take them.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Why ever would you deface your bed?

 

[jverne]

^

ahahaha

 

[nurizeko]

Why ever would you deface your bed?

Have sex one day and you'll know. :cheers:

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I wouldn't know where to begin. Where do the notches come into it? Am I supposed to find some sort of support there?

 

[Sulkdodds]

You climb them like a ladder. This is useful when you have a very tall lady.

 

[kineaesth]

Yeah, I'm lost too...
How big are the notches? Are they for balancing stuff on? I really don't understand the basic mechanics here.

[edit] - So it's sort of a... Diving platform, Sulk? To launch yourself inwards and downwards?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Beunos notches.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Speaking of unhealthy sexual practices; Ass-to-Mouth....

.....Why the f*ck would you want to do that?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, you quote Clerks 2.

 

[xombine]

Speaking of unhealthy sexual practices; Ass-to-Mouth....

.....Why the f*ck would you want to do that?

Well as long as we're talking about it, how about 2girls1cup? Safe? Idk but who cares its fan-freakin-tastic!

 

[Bad^Hat]

4 pages in just over two and a half hours.

Well done, guys.

 

[lefty]

Assholes taste like earwax.

 

[The Monkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTeB4KeeaQg

4 pages in just over two and a half hours.

Well done, guys.

Nothing gets this ****ing place more busy than anal sex.

 

[xombine]

Ears taste like asshole?

 

[Krynn72]

You: "ZT, I cannot understand how you enjoy eating Taco Bell? I find it gross and unhealthy, plus people get food poisoning from Taco Bell often. I like to eat healthier foods instead personally, good for my complexion and body. But IT IS OKAY THAT YOU LIKE TACO BELL, I just have my reasons for why I don't"

Me: "KA, Stop lying! You are saying that Eating Taco Bell is wrong!"

You: "No ZT, you misunderstood me-"

Me: "NO! You are making shit up!"

The difference here is that you are saying that it is unhealthy, when its not, if they prepare for it.

 

[No Limit]

ummm...it's the thrill mostly and it can be quite clean if you're careful and prepared.

I think for most people the thrill of sex has to do with pleasure. So if sticking your dick in a poop hole isn't pleasurable then I'm not understanding what's so special about it, I'd love someone to explain that to me.

And how in the world do you get a clean asshole? Is there some kind of forumla I'm not aware of?

 

[No Limit]

Speak for yourself. I am a product of the internet generation, I'm a nerd with notches in my bed post.

I guess Ishould have added a sarcasm tag as a lot of people seem to have taken offense. I made that comment because of a comment he made in his muslim thread. So relax kids.

 

[kineaesth]

I think for most people the thrill of sex has to do with pleasure. So if sticking your dick in a poop hole isn't pleasurable then I'm not understanding what's so special about it, I'd love someone to explain that to me.

I'm pretty sure for most people it's another tight, warm hole, just it operates slightly differently.

And how in the world do you get a clean asshole? Is there some kind of forumla I'm not aware of?

The easiest way to avoid any unpleasantness is to make sure you're eating a diet that's high in fibre, and by taking a poop beforehand. That said, faecal matter has an amazing ability to get the **** out of the way when something's visiting.
You could of course also try douching.

 

[sixteenth]

This reminds me of Tucker Max...

It was dark in the room (I was not smart or sober enough to leave the lights on for the camera), so after I looked down it took me a few seconds to realize that my dick, balls and groin area were covered in a viscous black liquid. I stopped moving and stared at my strangely colored crotch for a good 5 seconds, completely confused, until I realized what happened:

"Did you...did you just...shit on my dick??"

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

Classic.

 

[lefty]

Garden hose enema.

 

[Krynn72]

I think the reason nobody here finds it pleasurable is because they never performed the donkey punch maneuver.

 

[Krynn72]

Are you really asking them? Are you really prepared to give that much anal sex to everyone?

 

[kineaesth]

You know what, here, how about we take all the dudes here who enjoy giving anal, and give THEM anal.

Eh?! Eh?!?

Come on guys, Eh?!?

*looks at everybody* Eh?! Eh?!

Bring it, I'd be keen.

 

[jverne]

I think for most people the thrill of sex has to do with pleasure. So if sticking your dick in a poop hole isn't pleasurable then I'm not understanding what's so special about it, I'd love someone to explain that to me.

And how in the world do you get a clean asshole? Is there some kind of forumla I'm not aware of?

actually the vagina is better in terms of feel since it has more surface to rub against.

but anal is kinky and exciting and that's what makes it so pleasurable for the man. the girl is actually on the better side here because aside from the mentioned factors you can actually stimulate the G spot from the anus plus some other nerve endings.

if both persons are for and if the circumstances are right it can feel great. i must mention that as with regular sex the first time is not very good but after a few tries it gets better.




@ ZT:

be careful while giving that many anals, you might get cancer or sprain your toe.

just kidding pal

 

[lefty]

I can take it, my rectum is calloused.

 

[jverne]

I can take it, my rectum is calloused.

can it play the guitar?










edit: i need to go sleep HL2net is like WoW, addicting but stupid. actually wow is stupider, way stupider.

get this...some guy bought to one of my female friends a copy of WoW and said he'd pay the monthly fee...for no ****ing reason (probably just so he can play with her). a few weeks after that i heard they became a couple...i mean, WTF??? anyway, so a few days ago i was talking with this chick at the bus station and said she needs to hurry home because she has to reach levet 58 by the end of the week????????



anyway...back to anal sex...it rocks!

 

[Druckles]

No-one mention Charley and I.

 

[Krynn72]

If anyone tried to bumsechs me I would just fart so hard that their penis would fill up with fart-air and be ejected from my rectum in a sickening penisplosion.