anal sex rampant amongst teens

[jverne]

If anyone tried to bumsechs me I would just fart so hard that their penis would fill up with fart-air and be ejected from my rectum in a sickening penisplosion.

that is not possible...because when somebody would stick his penis in your bum, it would prevent the colon to contract and thus eliminating the possibility of generating "penissplosion" yielding farts.



emm...

<_<

>_>

 

[Bad^Hat]

Well tits. Is it, like, F*ck BadHat day on Steam today or something? Cause nobody told me. I would've at least dressed for the occasion.

Had to download two seperate updates for TF2 in the space of two hours, having not played it for probably more than half a year. As in, in the interim between the first and second one downloading, another one was released. My luck.

So I finally get them downloaded and load it up to try joining some .netters, and TF2 ****ing flips out. Starts flickering and tabbing in and out of the Steam window every 3 seconds, so I end that shit. Steam chooses that precise moment to disconnect me (for maybe the twentieth time today). So I figure, **** it, I'll restart Steam and maybe that'll fix the error.

Get back in and suddenly I'm logged out of the Steam Community. No worries, I'll just input my username and password... whiiiiiiich no longer work. Okay, maybe it's a seperate one for community and I just forgot, I'll try all my other combinations. No joy. Check it on the Steam Community site, still doesn't work. Start getting paranoid, flip through some old mails in my inbox to see if they ever sent/verified my password since I can't for the life of me find an "I forgot my password!" option anywhere. NOTHING.

I'm seriously about to flip the **** out, then I try clicking the friends tab and... oh. Steam Community is down for maintenance, please try again later.

Well ****adoodledoo. :|

Edit - AND I POSTED THIS IN THE WRONG ****ING THREAD.

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[Azner]

that is not possible...because when somebody would stick his penis in your bum, it would prevent the colon to contract and thus eliminating the possibility of generating "penissplosion" yielding farts.



emm...

<_<

>_>

I lol'd so very hard

 

[Darkside55]

Well tits. Is it, like, F*ck BadHat day on Steam today or something?

anal sex rampant amongst teens

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[Captain M4d]

Speaking of unhealthy sexual practices; Ass-to-Mouth....

.....Why the f*ck would you want to do that?

The asshole is an erogenous zone. It will make your woman feel wonderful if ye dare enter. :cheers:

 

[Dinkleberry]

Hey guys, look what I found!

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

 

[Krynn72]

that is not possible...because when somebody would stick his penis in your bum, it would prevent the colon to contract and thus eliminating the possibility of generating "penissplosion" yielding farts.

I'm sorry sir, but you havent met my colon. It doesnt play by life's rules.

 

[lefty]

Does the word "rampant" make anybody else think of rhinocerii?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Makes me think of Rhynocs.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Makes me think of a wonderful time.

 

[Raziaar]

The teens must love their anal sex... this thread is wildly popular.

 

[Darkside55]

Couple of my friends died from anal sex.

You know how awesome it is to be able to say, "I ****ed that person so hard in the ass they died?" That is serious bragging rights my friend. Nothing tops that.

 

[lefty]

Horses can say that. People, not usually. But dammit I want to.

 

[Darkside55]

Horses don't say anything, you silly goose.

 

[lefty]

What about mr. ed?

 

[Darkside55]

Mr. Ed was a gelding, so he wasn't going to be doing any anal rape and talking about it.

 

[lefty]

At least not in the company he kept.

 

[Captain M4d]

Couple of my friends died from anal sex.

That, my good sir, is called bunga.

That is, if they were butt sexed to death by a tribe of indigenous peoples!

 

[highlander]

lol, bumshecks.


lol, poo-poker.

 

[Gordon-Shepherd]

Anal sex, eh
what's all the fuss about
YOU POOP FROM THERE

 

[Raziaar]

Not if you reroute the plumbing!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

^ lol'd.

 

[Eejit]

Have sex one day and you'll know. :cheers:

Guys listen to nuri, he's a sex pro. So awesome that condoms make his ejaculation hurt.

I remember once I couldn't be ****ed with a condom, dunno why, guess I just wanted some fun for a change (to our younger members, condoms kill all sensation and make ejaculation hurt to ****, just don't wear them)

 

[DEATHMASTER]

guys are always after something. This really reveals the change in girls attitudes in the embracing of slutdom.

 

[99.vikram]

It's just not fun unless she has fistula. Then you can stick your peepee in there and then guess which hole it went up!

 

[Kula Meenur]

Anal sex, eh
what's all the fuss about
YOU POOP FROM THERE

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, you quote Clerks 2.

I knew somebody would, but seriously?

 

[nurizeko]

Guys listen to nuri, he's a sex pro. So awesome that condoms make his ejaculation hurt.

Eejit. Eejit, Eejit, Eejit.




You must have realized I was but a humble jerk trying to cause teen pregnancy scares and unsafe sex in the newbies.


I'm so awesome I made HER hurt.






hur hur hur.

 

[Omnomnick]

You'll catch AAAAAAIIIIDDSS!!

Or not.

 

[Sulkdodds]

So you're doing her from behind, right? So then what you do is, you grab her nipples, I mean really put the fucking vice-clamp on her. Bitch is in so much pain she can't do anything, and that's when you make your move - from the pink to the stink. Never fails to get ol' Sulky balls-deep in the chocolate starfish.

 

[Evo]

So you're doing her from behind, right? So then what you do is, you grab her nipples, I mean really put the fucking vice-clamp on her. Bitch is in so much pain she can't do anything, and that's when you make your move - from the pink to the stink. Never fails to get ol' Sulky balls-deep in the chocolate starfish.

That man I met in London was not at all like this!



Wait, you were exactly like this!