at what age did you first have sex

[Gemma]

We weren't all born on the same day, you fool!

I mean when I turn 16, Sixteen year olds shall rule

Only if by "titty ****" you mean you carved a hole in her breast and shoved your penis violently inside.

Also this..

 

[Captain M4d]

Only if by "titty ****" you mean you carved a hole in her breast and shoved your penis violently inside.

Why would you do that to a pefectly fine pair of breasts? I can't imagine ****ing flesh chunks, muscles and internal organs would be that satisfying. Boobies are perfect for placing one's phallus in between for a nice push.

 

[JNightshade]

Sex is about far more than the orgasm. Feeling of connectivity, warmth of another human as your two bodies mingle in less than flattering manners, kissing, the realization that (if you've never done it before) you're actually going to do it, feels like, yes, I've been accepted by this woman despite her many options available.

It's the epitome of social constructs- the most intimate way you can involve yourself with another second only to love.

Plus you get to stick yer johnson in 'er cooter!

 

[Captain M4d]

Plus you get to stick yer johnson in 'er cooter!

And also for the resident Digg users, you know all those 100 reasons why sex is good for you (because Digg users just don't want to forget).

 

[JNightshade]

And also for the resident Digg users, you know all those 100 reasons why sex is good for you (because Digg users just don't want to forget).

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

 

[Darkside55]

Why would you do that to a pefectly fine pair of breasts? I can't imagine ****ing flesh chunks, muscles and internal organs would be that satisfying.

You don't know what true pleasure is until you've felt a wet, gelatinous lung pulsating around your penis. The contractions it makes from the pain and as the girl gasps for air...exquisite.

 

[Captain M4d]

You don't know what true pleasure is until you've felt a wet, gelatinous lung pulsating around your penis. The contractions it makes from the pain and as the girl gasps for air...exquisite.

I guess I haven't explored enough on the sexual playground then.

 

[Unfocused]

Orgasms and sex is just a release of feel good chemicals anyway.

I don't know about you, but I release my load while I'm at it, lol.

 

[JNightshade]

Semen: feel good chemicals.

 

[The Gestapo]

The Lich King: A feel good entity, concoted by those who have neved had sex! God I bet you wish you were me...

 

[Dekstar]

Semen: feel good chemicals.

Actually since semen is expelled from your body, they must contain all the feel bad chemicals that were in your body.
That also explains why my girlfriend weeps into her pillow every time we have sex.

 

[nurizeko]

Actually since semen is expelled from your body, they must contain all the feel bad chemicals that were in your body.
That also explains why my girlfriend weeps into her pillow every time we have sex.

She's either crying from sheer ecstasy or your consistently missing the right entry port.

 

[Krynn72]

I don't know about you, but I release my load while I'm at it, lol.

omg lol gud 1

 

[V-Man339]

Fifteen.

You have given me hope.

 

[hot564231]

I haven't cared to read if there thread has loss track but Sixteen for me, she was black and bit goofy but she did the job.

 

[Darkside55]

I like how your tone makes it sound like being black is somewhat of a strike.

 

[Qonfused]

That ghetto booty gets in the way.

 

[Darkside55]

In the way? My man, that's what you should be there for.

 

[Captain M4d]

Semen: feel good chemicals.

While it does feel good when it comes out, ejaculation does not equal orgasm.
http://www.whitelotuseast.com/MultipleOrgasm.htm

 

[noQ]

A very LOL thread.
15 (or was it 14..)
anyways intercourse seems necessary atm.

 

[Zephos]

Around the vicinity of last year.

 

[hot564231]

I like how your tone makes it sound like being black is somewhat of a strike.

Where I'm from, black people are rare. I see a black person once every fore-month.

 

[Stormy]

19, nothing special tho tbh. I dont really get the big deal

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Seventeen.

 

[Ennui]

Ghetto booty is highly desireable.

 

[JNightshade]

Ghetto booty is highly desireable.

qfmft.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

your age + 9 months ago.

 

[Sheepo]

Where I'm from, black people are rare. I see a black person once every fore-month.

I don't see how that explains anything at all.

 

[nurizeko]

I don't see how that explains anything at all.

It explains that he ****ed the only black girl in the area and hence its worthy of mention.

 

[Sheepo]

Yeah, but not the slight negative implications.

 

[nurizeko]

Yeah, but not the slight negative implications.

If she's a bit goofy then your not really gonna be chuffied about it.

 

[golradir]

hi all i was 16

 

[Dekstar]

hi all i was 16

This guy is almost as funny as friendlies.

 

[noQ]

This guy is almost as funny as friendlies.

Hey he's new, don't just assassinate him yet.

Welcome to the forams golradir sapiens!

 

[GhostBoi]

I was seventeen, still am seventeen...

 

[ComradeBadger]

16 :>

 

[mastag]

Pending.

 

[CyberPitz]

16 :>

You've had more sex than the entire United States combined, and you're only 16?!

Fkn pimp.

 

[ComradeBadger]

I'm 21 now, but I started when I was 16 :>

 

[CyberPitz]

Oh, for some reason I thought I was in the "What age are you" thread.

Either way, pimp.