Best Superpower

[Adrien C]

I want Max Payne powers, now that is fun.

 

[Javert]

The Force, nub. :cheese:

 

[OCybrManO]

Why use brute force to get things done when you can just make people want to do absolutely anything for you? I would want mind control... no doubt about it. That is, of course, unless I plan on doing good things with my powers.

Also, I would think that mind control and telekinesis would be somewhat linked since they are both remote manipulation of matter/energy. If they were a package deal you wouldn't need any other powers.

 

[Letters]

Teleportation! That would be so ****ing awesome. I'm here. NOOOOO! I'm not there anymore! But you can still hear me! Noooooot anymore, I'm in South Africa talking to myself! No, wait. I'm in China actually! Ahahaha!

/me pokes panda with a stick

 

[OCybrManO]

Come on, I know you guys want to have mind control over the ladies. Admit it.

 

[blahblahblah]

Mind Control. Cause I'm cool like dat.

*Uses mind control to make OcyberManO dance the Lambada: The Forbidden Dance*

 

[falconwind]

Definately, the Soviet Union was the best superpower... I mean they had... oh wait...

...

Mind Control. Yeah, definately mind control.

 

[Javert]

Why use brute force to get things done when you can just make people want to do absolutely anything for you? I would want mind control... no doubt about it. That is, of course, unless I plan on doing good things with my powers.

You sir are an....oh nevermind...
I meant the Jedi Force. Which includes, but is not limited to:
mind control, levitation, electrocution, disarming, choking, pulling, pushing, and tearing limbs off the weak-minded.

 

[ailevation]

:thumbs: Mind control IS the best bet, can't go wrong with that! "Hey lady take everything off your chest!", Lady says, "**** you Biiooootch!"*Mind Control*,*Lady takes off shirt*. Girls gone wild director,"Catch this on tape mofo!"

 

[Lil' Timmy]

goku crush jedi like rice cake!

 

[crabcakes66]

If you mean literal Invincibility. That would be my choice.

The other options dont even come close.

 

[lans]

Invisiblity? where is it?

 

[Sprafa]

Telekinesis should be complemented with Telepathy. Just because the X-men can't have both...

 

[CrazyHarij]

Invisibility or the ability to stop time. You know, for some neat shower-peeping :naughty:

EDIT: I chose mindcontrol though cause it's the only thing on the poll that's closest

 

[Eejit]

There aren't enough choices
Anyway, invincibility. Though personally I think Magneto's power would kick ass... or maybe Bishop's :rolling:

 

[Gunner]

Teleportation obviously, imagine all the things you could do. You would be instantly hired by the US govt. for covert ops lol!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Pfft, no flight? That's the only power I'd ever want. But teleportation is the closest thing so I'll vote for that... even though it would involve alot of falling.

 

[CptStern]

I want to be able to pee out of my finger

 

[Dalamari]

Best super power is by far flight.

 

[craig]

Best super power is by far flight.

As I said earlier. All I wanted to be able to do when I was a kid was fly through the clouds really fast like Superman.

CBBC did a show when I was a kid (maybe 10 years ago), which had an alien that could stop time and lived in some kids cupboard (or something really similar) totally zany and being able to stop time just didnt appeal to me.

 

[Sieni]

Mind Control!!!

I could walk in to a bank, tell some bank ladies to open the vault door and not call the police. Sucking knowledge could be fun, too. "I want to be a figter pilot" ok, get to a nearest AFB and find a pilot. That's it.

:cheers:

 

[craig]

Mind Control!!!

I could walk in to a bank, tell some bank ladies to open the vault door and not call the police.
:cheers:

Or you could just become Derren Brown and acomplish the same thing just as easily as a Superhero.

 

[Deadline]

I agree teleportation has to be sweet... I would want to be able to teleport more than just myself... like take my g/f down to the bahamas and stuff... and maybe to pay for everythin I could do a super expensive Package Delivery Service...

 

[Stigmata]

Okay, just a thought here, technically if you had infinite telekinetic powers, you could, in a way, teleport, fly, and use all the standard TK powers (such as lifting and throwing objects/shirts). i.e. for teleportation: Say you want to teleport into the next room of your house. All you have to do is shift the entire universe, excluding you, ten feet behind you, and voilà, you have teleported. Same thing with wanting to fly: You just shift the entire universe a little bit at a time in quick succession. Just make sure you shift the whole universe, and not just the planet; We don't want to get thrown into the sun because some kid wanted to fly to Mars

 

[LittleB]

Okay, just a thought here, technically if you had infinite telekinetic powers, you could, in a way, teleport, fly, and use all the standard TK powers (such as lifting and throwing objects/shirts). i.e. for teleportation: Say you want to teleport into the next room of your house. All you have to do is shift the entire universe, excluding you, ten feet behind you, and voilà, you have teleported. Same thing with wanting to fly: You just shift the entire universe a little bit at a time in quick succession. Just make sure you shift the whole universe, and not just the planet; We don't want to get thrown into the sun because some kid wanted to fly to Mars

Yeah but if you did that the G-Force would crush everything in the universe. And if you tried shifting yourself instantly, you'd have to worry about g-force, or running into walls, or the million+ mile per hour blast of air in your face.

 

[Crushenator 500]

i'm not voting.....

i want all of them ;( !!!!

(incliding flight and time stopping)

 

[Bad^Hat]

I just wanna fly on happy feelings, like Pete

 

[Stigmata]

Yeah but if you did that the G-Force would crush everything in the universe. And if you tried shifting yourself instantly, you'd have to worry about g-force, or running into walls, or the million+ mile per hour blast of air in your face.

Well, you'd actually be moving every single proton, electron and neutron in the universe at the exact same speed, therefore there would be no g-forces experienced. Look, I'm basing this on the assumption that your TK powers would be so good that you could eliminate any inertia caused by using your powers, so

P.S. Don't ask me how it would ever work... Just go with me on this one.

 

[LittleB]

Well, I guess if you move every single atom, there wouldn't be the crushing of g-forces, but lest we forget, the universe is infinite, isn't it? That's an awful lot of shit to be moving all at once. Besides, what about the aforementioned blast of air in your face?

 

[DizzyOne]

had to decide between invicibilty and teleportation...
my vote went for teleportation, y? im completly free, smuggling stuff from land to land, borders? jail? *WARP* bigass warehouse? super strength dude wanna battle me? etcetc =))

 

[Alec_85]

Mind Control for me. Think of the possibilities

 

[oldagerocker]

Pendragon, can u pause everything except Valve, so we can have HL2 out tomorrow? thanks
I'd have mind control, but invisibility is kool

 

[Alec_85]

Mind Control!!!

I could walk in to a bank, tell some bank ladies to open the vault door and not call the police. Sucking knowledge could be fun, too. "I want to be a figter pilot" ok, get to a nearest AFB and find a pilot. That's it.

:cheers:

There would be no need for money like you say if you can manipulate people. Why pay for something if the store owner just want to give it to you? :E

Oh & Teleportation would be cool if I could chose what I wanted to teleport (not just myself).

Or maybe the ability to make obejcts pop out of the sky into my hand just by thinking about it

 

[Yakuza]

Dooms Day killed Superman,

Also Superman can reverse time.

 

[Bad^Hat]

had to decide between invicibilty and teleportation...
my vote went for teleportation, y? im completly free, smuggling stuff from land to land, borders? jail? *WARP* bigass warehouse? super strength dude wanna battle me? etcetc =))

What about telefragging? Invincibility could come in handy there

Pendragon, can u pause everything except Valve, so we can have HL2 out tomorrow? thanks
I'd have mind control, but invisibility is kool

Edit - Super Strength is teh lose.

 

[mortiz]

Mind control. For instance lets say the world if full of people with super powers like in the X-Men comics if you have mind control you have access to pretty much all the a-for mentioned super powers because you could just take over which ever hero you wanted.

Does invincibility include not aging? If so I'd hate that, imagine never dieing, it would be horrible. Mind control is the best bet, because even with teleportation, with mind control you could just get people to give you things instead of stealing stuff with the other super powers.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Mind control. For instance lets say the world if full of people with super powers like in the X-Men comics if you have mind control you have access to pretty much all the a-for mentioned super powers because you could just take over which ever hero you wanted.

Does invincibility include not aging? If so I'd hate that, imagine never dieing, it would be horrible. Mind control is the best bet, because even with teleportation, with mind control you could just get people to give you things instead of stealing stuff with the other super powers.

That's usually called immortality, eg - Highlander.

Edit - And behind world domination and revenge, it's what the bad guys are after

 

[kelvini]

TELEPORTATION!well all,im both telekenesis and teleportation,im clever(trying very hard to invent gravity gun!)i study nuclear physics(the i go,boating again)sorry...well i can teleport all over the world(including the universe!!!)muahahaha(oops).

 

[15357]

Teleportation because i hate being late for school and getting... punished.

 

[kirovman]

Thought this was going to be a poll on which country was the greatest superpower... like USA today, Soviet Union, British Empire, Mongol Empire or Roman Empire, that kind of thing...

I'd choose invincibility, noone could beat you (assuming you were invincible to mind control too).