Best Superpower

[Steve]

Anybody who goes for anything other than "super pleasing the ladies powers" is just nuts.

...but since your poll is dumb, I choose telekinesis.

 

[OCybrManO]

Invincibility by far. No risks doing anything? Bring it on.

Invincibility doesn't necessarily mean you have abnormal strength. You are just incapable of being of being harmed. If, for instance, you got trapped under tons of rubble you might be stuck there forever (unless you can still die of old age). Invincibility isn't that great if you don't get super strength or some other power along with it. Other than surviving a wreck or a natural disaster you could do almost everything with other powers... and if aging is prevented by invincibility you'd get pretty ****ing bored from living forever... especially after the rest of the humans die, the Earth gets destroyed (either later or at the same time), and you're just floating around in space.

 

[SimonomiS]

Invincibility doesn't necessarily mean you have abnormal strength. You are just incapable of being of being harmed. If, for instance, you got trapped under tons of rubble you might be stuck there forever (unless you can still die of old age). Invincibility isn't that great if you don't get super strength or some other power along with it. Other than surviving a wreck or a natural disaster you could do almost everything with other powers... and if aging is prevented by invincibility you'd get pretty ****ing bored from living forever... especially after the rest of the humans die, the Earth gets destroyed (either later or at the same time), and you're just floating around in space.

Yea but I've always found the idea of being literally timeless, watching centuries go past interesting. Imagine reading about something you were a part of in a history book.Kind of like a crappy and slow time-travel thing.
Plus, I'm a sucker for deadlines.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Bwuh, I'd rather just know what someone is thinking than be able to manipulate their thoughts. It'd be like that film "What women want", with me as Mel Gibson.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Dynasty]

hear what women were thinking...king of the world you would soon be :E

 

[The Monkey]

The US.

 

[Ennui]

The ability to save/load life.

 

[Pesmerga]

Super Strength.

I'm already a god damn genius, my sweet talking can change just about anyone's mind, if I've got super muscles then I obviously don't need telekenisis. I get all the chicks with my awesome looks, who really wants to be invincible? There's no challenge in that.

 

[CptStern]

ability to manipulate molecules ...nothing would be able to stop you ...you could literally crush the earth

 

[Pesmerga]

Stern, everyone has the ability. Noone has the capacity :<

Besides, manipulating even a couple molecules would probably suck the universe into itself.

 

[CptStern]

Stern, everyone has the ability. Noone has the capacity :<

Besides, manipulating even a couple molecules would probably suck the universe into itself.

you could always just create another one ...you'd be as close to god as is possible

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I'd have thought you'd have picked some sort of super politics-arguing superpower, Stern.

Oh, wait...



-Angry Lawyer

 

[Ennui]

No, Bodacious has that.

Not.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

(Disclaimer: Angry Lawyer's post should be read as Stern's super-power of politics arguing as a redundancy, as he already has it. At no point should his post be seen as a personal attack, as scotch has impaired his ability to properly structure posts)

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Stigmata]

I could have sworn that:

1) I already established that telekinesis is the superpower, that which encompasses all other powers;

and

2) This thread is pretty much a year old.

 

[ne0_shiny]

Yeah Mofo, Go Invincibility!

 

[Shamrock]

Mind Control can do wonders.

 

[Teh_Poet]

Teleportation, would certainly save me lots of money on gas. And of course, I would become teh ub3r 4wesome thief.

 

[Teh_Poet]

TELEPORTATION!well all,im both telekenesis and teleportation,im clever(trying very hard to invent gravity gun!)i study nuclear physics(the i go,boating again)sorry...well i can teleport all over the world(including the universe!!!)muahahaha(oops).

Or maybe the uncanny ability to ressurect old threads? Good job :thumbs:

 

[bvasgm]

Telekinesis > everything. -on the list anyway

For reasons already mentioned in this incredibly old thread.

Seriously though..what's a 'superpower' thread without flight or super speed?

 

[CptStern]

I'd have thought you'd have picked some sort of super politics-arguing superpower, Stern.

Oh, wait...



-Angry Lawyer

ya but I'm looking for something a little more on the omnipotent side ...being QuoteMan™ gets boring after awhile

 

[LittleB]

Haha... you guys resurrected a thread that I made

 

[Qwert93]

I want to have a superpower that can hypnotise a person, making him give me a million bucks.

It'll be so cool.

 

[Danimal]

Controlling time is the best. Just stop it and kill all your opponents. Done and done.

Invincibility is the best out of the poll though.

I see no problem with this thread being bumped though.

 

[Jintor]

Yeah, because its an awesome thread.

Mind horribly if i make a 'Most Awesome Hero' thread, Danimal?

(for the record, telekenisis kicks ass.)