Best way to approach a girl?

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I'm just ****ed up in the head. I'd change groups of friends every year or so or when I got bored with 'em. I'd move on to the next group, get to be friends, but I'd never do anything outside of school with these people. I'd just go home and play games or watch TV. I'm guessing that's what messed me up. :\ I'd pretty much put on an act in school or any public place and when I'd get home, I'd just act like myself. I'm not an outgoing person, but I would force it whenever I was in school or around people I knew and I just got used to it. Sort of created this multiple personality thing, but not really.
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You sound like me for my freshman and sophemore year of high school and part of my junior year. Thats more changed this year. When I finally went out for soccer(and also became a captain) and became a lot more attractive(clothes, body, etc..)
 
Gunner said:
Best approach is a stealth approach:

1) sneak up behind the target.
2) use cold blood
3) ambush then backstab

you should have 3-5 combo points depending on your build by now.

4) eviscerate
5) vanish.
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Holy shit that made me laugh.
 
basically you gotta be hot, charming, own your own car, and be willing to spend $$$ on them.
 
Aha and dont forget well hung.

Mind you, any girl that worries about that kind of thing is just shallow...maybe thats not quite the right term to use...
 
sea said:
I'd much rather go for a mature, interesting and genuinely good person over someone who "has a nice pair of tits" but is a total bitch.
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What if you have a role of duct tape for the mouth of the "total bitch with a nice pair of tits?," does that still work?
 
Max35 said:
What if you have a role of duct tape for the mouth of the "total bitch with a nice pair of tits?," does that still work?
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Thats illegal because its called surprise sex.

Uhh i mean rape.

[Edit] Ignore that, just understood what you meant heh

There ARE alot of 'Baywatch Body - Crimewatch Face' girls out there to choose from though
 
ĐynastҰ said:
Thats illegal because its called surprise sex.

Uhh i mean rape.

[Edit] Ignore that, just understood what you meant heh

There ARE alot of 'Baywatch Body - Crimewatch Face' girls out there to choose from though
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Yeah, I just meant using that for when she uhmm...you know, talks. Unless she's into the other thing, which is totally cool with me :naughty:
 
Raziaar said:
That's fine, because you'll probably be buying them cars and expensive clothing/jewelery.
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Heh, if I'm trying to get with a girl, I won't buy her a drink - why should I?
I often try and girls to buy me a drink, to redress the balence as I see it :)
 
i'm sooorrryyy too brreeaakkk it tooo yoouu But You.Have.FFUULLLL BLLOOOWWNNNN AIIDDSS!!
 
Raziaar said:
That's fine, because you'll probably be buying them cars and expensive clothing/jewelery.
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They can get stuffed if they think I will be doing that, relationship obviously aint working if you feel the need to buy them expensive crap to keep it going lol
 
I actually met a girl today through charity. She was on the street (one of the types where they stand around and walk toward you smiling as you walk past etc), we got to talking about the charity. I did donate in the end, she got some details off me etc.

I just took a shot in the dark and said 'you seem like a really nice girl, do you want to go for a drink sometime?', and she said she lived in bristol (about 20 mins away), then as i said 'oh ok' and shook hands to say goodbye, she said 'but i have your number so ill drop you a text?', i smiled and said 'ill look forward to it'. never seen someone blush so quick haha.

just goes to show how easy it can be. im super shy, but thought '***k the pride and go for it'. shes not the most attractive girl in the world, but thats not the reason i asked her out. she was sweet, had the same opinions about things as me, seemed really nice. if you feel its right, just SAY SOMETHING DAMN IT GUYS!
 
ĐynastҰ said:
I actually met a girl today through charity. She was on the street (one of the types where they stand around and walk toward you smiling as you walk past etc), we got to talking about the charity. I did donate in the end, she got some details off me etc.

I just took a shot in the dark and said 'you seem like a really nice girl, do you want to go for a drink sometime?', and she said she lived in bristol (about 20 mins away), then as i said 'oh ok' and shook hands to say goodbye, she said 'but i have your number so ill drop you a text?', i smiled and said 'ill look forward to it'. never seen someone blush so quick haha.

just goes to show how easy it can be. im super shy, but thought '***k the pride and go for it'. shes not the most attractive girl in the world, but thats not the reason i asked her out. she was sweet, had the same opinions about me, seemed really nice. if you feel its right, just SAY SOMETHING DAMN IT GUYS!
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So, you found a street girl, gave her money and 'asked' her out?


:D
 
'street girl'

bah i should have known some jokes would come my way haha

ok, a charity employee working on...ok no matter how i describe it it's going to look like i chatted up a prostitute isn't it.
 
sea said:
Of course, it doesn't help that she is ridiculously good-looking and makes realize I an urchin. :p
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Fixed!

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CyberPitz said:
Grab her hips firmly, and shake a little. Then look her straight in the eye and say, "You'll give birth well."
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I so visualised this :D

I don't really have much success with women - at least not with the women who I'm really attracted to. It's not that the women who really like me aren't good-looking, they're just not the type of girls that I really like.
 
Aha unlucky sea.

Im sure we've all said stuff through instinct to impress one person, only to embaress yourself as everyone just laughs at you instead.
 
IMHO the best way to approach a girl is simply 5 thing that you must do in order to be successful on a big level. That being said, you must do the following:

1) Make eye contact with her, if she looks back don't act nervious (I did & I fvcked up as a result. I just get very shy & nervious around beautiful women/girls for some damned reason).

2) When she says "hi" to you don't go "hi" in a low voice (I did & I f*cked up.) say "Whats up?"

3) Take few of of multi-vitamins, it keeps you energetic.

4) Don't get nervious.

5) Use plenty of cologne & after-shave.


Follow these & every will be just fine. Aww who am I kidding? hell, I can't even follow my own damned advice. I've had this really nice look chick look at me & I don't look back because I am nervious & shy as hell. ****
 
KaMaKaZi-BLiTz said:
IMHO the best way to approach a girl is simply 3 thing that you must do in order to be successful on a big level. That being said, you must do the following:

1) Make eye contact with her, if she looks back don't act nervious (I did & I fvcked up as a result. I just get very shy & nervious around beautiful women/girls for some damned reason).

2) When she says "hi" to you don't go "hi" in a low voice (I did & I f*cked up.) say "Whats up?"

3) Take few of of multi-vitamins, it keeps you energetic.

4) Don't get nervious.

5) Use plenty of cologne & after-shave.


Follow these & every will be just fine. Aww who am I kidding? hell, I can't even follow my own damned advice. I've had this really nice look chick look at me & I don't look back because I am nervious & shy as hell. ****
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haha lies, just be you and things go great :D
 
if this thread helps someone then im just going to LOL all night.
 
KaMaKaZi-BLiTz said:
IMHO the best way to approach a girl is simply 3 thing that you must do in order to be successful on a big level. That being said, you must do the following:

1) Make eye contact with her, if she looks back don't act nervious (I did & I fvcked up as a result. I just get very shy & nervious around beautiful women/girls for some damned reason).

2) When she says "hi" to you don't go "hi" in a low voice (I did & I f*cked up.) say "Whats up?"

3) Take few of of multi-vitamins, it keeps you energetic.

4) Don't get nervious.

5) Use plenty of cologne & after-shave.
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6) Three is not five :p

Decent advice though.
 
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