Best way to approach a girl?

[giant384]

It helped me make a funny, if that's what you need?

lol i mean more on the lines of picking up girls

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Well I said it, after I got asked on a date, does that count? She just laughed.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Bumped because of awesomeness.

 

[CyberPitz]

Grab her hips firmly, and shake a little. Then look her straight in the eye and say, "You'll give birth well."

 

[Absinthe]

Okay, serious response time.

It's been said before, and it sounds cliched, but just be yourself. If you just want straight-up sex, then use whatever pickup lines you want since there are plenty of idiots that will fall for them. But I personally don't find it to be the best way to find somebody you'll genuinely like.

Just a few days ago, I was visiting friends in Holland and they naturally introduced me to a lot of the people they knew there, and I found myself eventually talking to a fit Irish chick. No pretensions, no bullshit. We just started talking a lot about common interests in politics, different cultures, music, even atheism! Quite a good bit of dirty humor and a lot of sarcasm. Didn't even have to make the first move, which I wasn't even thinking about at the time since I genuinely liked her company. Two hours later, we couldn't keep our hands (or mouths) off of each other.

Had to leave the next morning, unfortunately. But the point is that unless you have some kind of crippling social deficiency, it's not something you necessarily have to put a lot of effort into. Generally act like you normally would, perhaps curbing more extreme facets of your character. But I don't care for going out of my way to impress people, and you don't have to either.

 

[Acepilotf14]

[/not serious]
Don't Approach a girl.
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[Tollbooth Willie]

Ask her if she wants to rock out with her cock out.

 

[giant384]

Ask her if she wants to rock out with her cock out.

ewww you go for shemales?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

No. God no.

F*ck no.....

:|

Aw HAAAAAAAYLE NAW!

 

[giant384]

No. God no.

F*ck no.....

:|

Aw HAAAAAAAYLE NAW!

well you did say "her"

 

[Core407]

Shes gotta jam out with her clam out and I'll rock out with my cock out!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Shes gotta jam out with her clam out and I'll rock out with my cock out!

I was thinking more along the lines of "ham" or "jam" rather than a "clam", but whatever works.

 

[Core407]

I was thinking more along the lines of "ham" or "jam" rather than a "clam", but whatever works.

Jam out with her jam out?

 

[Cole]

Shes gotta jam out with her clam out and I'll rock out with my cock out!

I'm sorry I don't understand. Could you furthor explain?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Jam out with her jam out?

Sorry, typo. Jam out with her ram out. Or something...

F*CK, you know what I mean!

 

[Darkwolf]

No we don't willie... at the moment, it still seems that you're into shemales...

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Once again, no.

 

[Core407]

Once again, no.

Ever get oral by a girl that ended up being a shemale?

Yeah, me neither.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Do not want.

With that note, I stop. Stop what? Exactly.

 

[Core407]

Do not want.

With that note, I stop. Stop what? Exactly.

Hammer time!

Go with the flow

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Fo with the glow

 

[JNightshade]

I always rock out with my cock out. It tends to piss people off at parties, but hey, their loss.

 

[Stigmata]

I'm sorry I don't understand. Could you furthor explain?

clam = vagina
cock = penis
penis + vagina + jamming + rocking = intercourse, and lots of it

 

[Asuka]

This thread is hilarious.

 

[madog]

tell them you are gay. You won't get a relationship but you can still screw around with her. However some people will think you are a total fag.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

This thread is hilarious.

No. It's rape - riffin' good.

 

[giant384]

Grab her hips firmly, and shake a little. Then look her straight in the eye and say, "You'll give birth well."

lol idk why, but every time i see this i all ways hear it said in a latin voice.

Edit: also i think we got tollbooth willie pissed off enough; so im done

 

[Que-Ever]

JAM OUT WITH HER VAGINA OUT.

(vagina means... oh, well, I hope you know)

 

[CyberPitz]

lol idk why, but every time i see this i all ways hear it said in a latin voice.

Edit: also i think we got tollbooth willie pissed off enough; so im done

Haha, Yeah, it does sound more hillarious with the Latino accent

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

JAM OUT WITH HER VAGINA OUT.

(vagina means... oh, well, I hope you know)

ROFL.

Well anyways, I was on AIM right chatting with this girl & she said to me "How come you are so quiet?" I responded saying "Well, I am the strong & silent type *cough*" she rofl'ed.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

She is a rofl?

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

She is a rofl?

No, she rofl'ed.



Edit: TollBooth Willie, what happened to the rappin' Bannana man? D:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

-_-

He takin' a break.

 

[rambler]

god this thread is poor stuff...

 

[Darkwolf]

Except that he's back.

 

[Que-Ever]

With a hat :/

At least he's wearing protection

 

[Stigmata]

Meteor protection.

 

[CyberPitz]

Meteor protection.

METEO?

 

[99.vikram]

Don't start with - "So you're a girl, huh?"

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

With a hat :/

At least he's wearing protection

Bananas don't need protection. What else do you think those banana peels are for?