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I just took a great photo with my new digital camera of some chavs down da park blud! They was sooo coool :)
 

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Stormy said:
I just took a great photo with my new digital camera of some chavs down da park blud! They was sooo coool :)
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LMAO!!!!

I think its safe to say that sums them up _perfectly_ lol! love the different color kids from various random dads, nice touch haha.
 
Chavs one of those cultures I really don't 'get', or like.

I mean, they're clearly rebelling against something; smoking draw for the sake of it, playing very loud music, being threatening to older/ richer/ younger/ poorer people, swearing a lot. But the thing is they're so friggin thick they don't have a clue why they're doing it.

Q: "Why do you hang around carparks all the time?"
A: "Summat do innit."

Q: "Why do you hurl abuse at strangers."
A: "Dunno."

Q: "Why do you smoke dope?"
A: "Everyone else does."

Q: "Do you feel that through a system controlled by the upper classes you have grown up with an underlying hate towards them? And that the rejection of principle values, for example good behaviour at school, not taking drugs, you are infact breaking free of a system designed from the start to cause you to fail?"
A: Yoooooooof.

Anyone here read any Tony Harrison? He's a poet who used to be a cheeky poor lad, but escaped through becoming a famous poet. He writes a lot about upper and lower classes, and how basically the rebelious lower class kids can't be saved because they have no idea what they're rebelling against. S'good sh*t.
 
burner69 said:
Chavs one of those cultures I really don't 'get', or like.

I mean, they're clearly rebelling against something; smoking draw for the sake of it, playing very loud music, being threatening to older/ richer/ younger/ poorer people, swearing a lot. But the thing is they're so friggin thick they don't have a clue why they're doing it.

Q: "Why do you hang around carparks all the time?"
A: "Summat do innit."

Q: "Why do you hurl abuse at strangers."
A: "Dunno."

Q: "Why do you smoke dope?"
A: "Everyone else does."

Q: "Do you feel that through a system controlled by the upper classes you have grown up with an underlying hate towards them? And that the rejection of principle values, for example good behaviour at school, not taking drugs, you are infact breaking free of a system designed from the start to cause you to fail?"
A: Yoooooooof.

Anyone here read any Tony Harrison? He's a poet who used to be a cheeky poor lad, but escaped through becoming a famous poet. He writes a lot about upper and lower classes, and how basically the rebelious lower class kids can't be saved because they have no idea what they're rebelling against. S'good sh*t.
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haha yep. Thats the problem with them, they haven't a clue and when given a chance to better themselves, they just throw it back in your face, they really don't want to be helped.

Chav's: Rebellion against intelligence​

Could work as a good title to that chav hunt mod someone's doing ;)
 
I'm a bit confused. I had a hard time reading what was written with the paint tool and not with the text tool. Also what is a Chav? What does blood mean by the way they're using it.
 
Pressure said:
I'm a bit confused. I had a hard time reading what was written with the paint tool and not with the text tool. Also what is a Chav? What does blood mean by the way they're using it.
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1. chav
Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.

My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late

Derived from Chatham in Kent, this term can be applied loosely to every culture with a nasty, thieving element. There are many variants of this creature but all are subject to the following commonalities:

Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.

Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.

Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist. They see their life as glamorous and cool.

Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.

All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.

Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.

Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name.
 
Stormy said:
I just took a great photo with my new digital camera of some chavs down da park blud! They was sooo coool :)
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Chav women have corn-beef legs, or are those just baggy pants :D
 
DEATH eVADER said:
Chav women have corn-beef legs, or are those just baggy pants :D
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The fatter chav women wear tight lycra pants, which gradually becomes a second skin molded to the corn-beef legs. And its usually pink, and always looks bad.
 
" Who bleached Mr. T?" hahaha i cant get over that comment :p
 
The Dark Elf said:
The fatter chav women wear tight lycra pants, which gradually becomes a second skin molded to the corn-beef legs. And its usually pink, and always looks bad.
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Ohh, shiny pants :(
 
pomegranate said:
What a great response. Why don't you demonstrate that you understand what I'm suggesting and give your opinion to that?
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You're suggesting that they are a minority, and that the distaste many feel for them is nothing but ill-founded prejudice and bigotry.

People don't dislike chavs for the way they dress, or because of how intelligent they may be, but because they are unsocial assholes. It just so happens that many of these assholes share many of the same traits.

I've known nice guys who dress head to toe in Burberry, who aren't particularly clever, and live in an estate. They aren't chavs imo. The ones who start fights with me and my friends for no reason, and steal and deal outside my house, are.
 
Also don't wear baggy jeans near a chav, it makes you a "goffik"
 
you need to get your camera checked out, the picture is Horrible! :p

anyway, great drawing I found it hilarious. Apparently America is FULL of Chavs.
 
"Blud" is London slang. As in, "Ya get me blud?" Chavs like to think they are travellers (proper pikeys/gipsies/whateverthefuk) and try to chat like Brad Pit's character in Snatch.

"See you boy? Yee boy. You boy. Wotchu say boy?"

Twats should all be shot.
 
Hehe, chavs are great for the sheer comedy of it all. For example - me at the bus stop on Monday. I'm standing there with a few other people waiting for this bloody bus, with a few other people and one "chav".

He suddenly looks at me and says - "Oi blud, you got a blem?" (In other words, "Mate, you got a cigarette?")

"No, sorry"

"Aiiiiit, Safe." And then he walks off down the road. :|
 
JiMmEh said:
Hehe, chavs are great for the sheer comedy of it all. For example - me at the bus stop on Monday. I'm standing there with a few other people waiting for this bloody bus, with a few other people and one "chav".

He suddenly looks at me and says - "Oi blud, you got a blem?" (In other words, "Mate, you got a cigarette?")

"No, sorry"

"Aiiiiit, Safe." And then he walks off down the road. :|
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What a polite young man. How refreshing. ;)
 
CrazyHarij said:
:O He must be one! Kill him!
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Dont worry, i'd be a long time in the grave before anyone could make me one of those.

I'm too intelligent to pass for a chav anyway lol
 
Joims said:
whats the squareroot of -1 then TDE ?!?????
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Joims, if you can add 1 + 1, your smarter than the average chav :)

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pronking, check the films section, already beat you to it :D
 
JiMmEh said:
Hehe, chavs are great for the sheer comedy of it all. For example - me at the bus stop on Monday. I'm standing there with a few other people waiting for this bloody bus, with a few other people and one "chav".

He suddenly looks at me and says - "Oi blud, you got a blem?" (In other words, "Mate, you got a cigarette?")

"No, sorry"

"Aiiiiit, Safe." And then he walks off down the road. :|
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lmao, i'd have just stared at him as if to say wtf? Or completely ignore it cause they hate it when you just compeltely refuse to even recognise their presence near you as if they aren't important enough to even exist teehee.
 
Three words: -

Monday. Sky One. 9PM.

Or is that 4. Whatever, Chavs are getting their own Sky One documentary on monday 21st @ 21:00 hours. Should be a laugh :)
 
JiMmEh said:
Hehe, chavs are great for the sheer comedy of it all. For example - me at the bus stop on Monday. I'm standing there with a few other people waiting for this bloody bus, with a few other people and one "chav".

He suddenly looks at me and says - "Oi blud, you got a blem?" (In other words, "Mate, you got a cigarette?")

"No, sorry"

"Aiiiiit, Safe." And then he walks off down the road. :|
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That was not a chav. Come to Kent and i'll show you chavs.

Chavs will ask your for a fag, then money, then whatever, then say you called their mum a slag, then fight you. They don't tend to go around on their own.
 
These fellows kindof seem like gabbers in the Netherlands in the late 90's...
 
LittleB said:
These fellows kindof seem like gabbers in the Netherlands in the late 90's...
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Did they all die after a while? Please tell me they all died!! Is there a nack to killing them or what?
 
lePobz said:
Did they all die after a while? Please tell me they all died!! Is there a nack to killing them or what?
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I don't know I moved to California... TO GET AWAY!!!! ARGHRGHRGRHRGHRGRHG
 
WySiWyG said:
That was not a chav. Come to Kent and i'll show you chavs.

Chavs will ask your for a fag, then money, then whatever, then say you called their mum a slag, then fight you. They don't tend to go around on their own.
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I live in Kent mate :D lol

Shithole, but it depends where abouts. I just find the things they say hilarious. "Aiiit blud" "Safe" "Breeeezing over to McDonalds" etc.

I live in Petts Wood, Bromley - not much chav activity here, but go to Bromley town centre and there'll be so many, go to St. Mary Cray (for whatever reason you'd go there) and you'll just get straight into a fight without out a doubt. Such scum lives there (no offence to all the nice people who live there). :p
 
See?! Immoral Europeans are letting their societies go to hell! I say we support military action against these people. :D
 
Direwolf said:
See?! Immoral Europeans are letting their societies go to hell! I say we support military action against these people. :D
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Well you know how it gos, where America leads the UK follows!
 
pomegranate said:
Well you know how it gos, where America leads the UK follows!
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:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

sorry :p


man they are spreading like a disease!! even my backwater country is full of them!!!
 
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