Childless couple told to try sex

[Direwolf]

Now if we could only break it to them about Santa Claus...

 

[CrazyHarij]

Hehe..

Well stuff like this happens to all victims of overreligious extremists.. Apparently Ed Gein (the guy from chainsaw massacre movie etc) was indoctrined by his mother that all women are bad and whores.. When he grew up he believed this so hard he made clothes out of female skin, cooked female organs, hang up limbs of women in his house and made masks out of their faces etc.. :x

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Lol!!! how is it possible.

Well. When a man and a woman love each other very much...



I don't tale kindly to the way people are speaking about "religious" types in this thread. I happen to be christian and find that the statements are untrue.

Sex is not a sin and religious people arent always over protective. Like ive said about war....religion is just the excuse rather than the reason.

 

[BWMASTER]

It says in the bible that anyone who doesn't have children will not go to heaven. And that children are the most pure from the moment they are born.

 

[Karis]

It says in the bible that anyone who doesn't have children will not go to heaven. And that children are the most pure from the moment they are born.

...It must suck to be a nun then.

Can I get a verse on that?

I don't tale kindly to the way people are speaking about "religious" types in this thread. I happen to be christian and find that the statements are untrue.

K, I'm probably the one who started it, but I myself was raised in a christan family, although I've been looking at wheither I myself beleive it in the recent 3-4 years. Anyways, I was wandering if anyone was gonna say anything, and although that was not my intent, I apoligize. :upstare:

 

[ferd]

OMFG!!

how can that be possible!
I knew about sex when is was 9! I watched pron when i was 12!

 

[jimbones]

"The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons"

Haha haa nice. So, do they have to browse the internet? Ok pupils, today we are gonna learn how to mount your wife from behind.. Monty Python imitates life..

 

[jimbones]

Husband - I FEEL GREAT!!! OFFF!!!!

WIFE - BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!!

I had to do it.

I love you man!

 

[Gorgon]

hahaahahaah, LOL, very funy and sad couple.

 

[A2597]

just to clarify...I can't think of any (major) religion where sex is taught as sinful.
sex outside of wedlock, well, yea, most teach that as sinful, but c'mon...I've known what sex is for a long time, and was brought up in a very religious household. It was probably a case of "Parents assumed they knew"

 

[Steelwind]

That really amazes me that a couple could be together that long, and at the age they are, and still not know what sex is. How can you not know, even in the slightest, with the information age as huge as it is. It's practically thrown in your face everyday it seems. Even if it's just an innuendo.

 

[Bling]

i parents never told me, but i watched some porn @ 13 and found out myself.

w00t

 

[ComradeBadger]

I was taught when I asked my mum "where did I come from?" (I was about 7) and they gave me a kids sex education book.

 

[Jackal hit]

i wonder where the hell their god given instincts went? EVERY animal has an instinct to reproduce. humans are not above this. so one's gotta wonder what the hell they were taught about life. jebus! hell i somehow always had the right idea about reproduction(although to be honest, i thought you had to pee in the girl's butt...but then i was only 6 yrs old)... hm i also saw my first porn mag( nothing hardcore just naked women) when i was 3 ... so ...\o/ but still, what the hell happened to these people's instincts.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

lol, this thread is hillarious in every possible way




And yeah, I dont quite get how they could be together for so long and not even have the slightest clue....

 

[torso boy]

They are probably gonna become sex crazed maniacs, because they will have had no expectations on what it would be like.

And yeah, whoever said "The parents thought they would have known" is probably right

 

[Cylleruion2012]

I guess they don't own a TV or have internet...

 

[phantomdesign]

It says in the bible that anyone who doesn't have children will not go to heaven. And that children are the most pure from the moment they are born.

Either you have a strange translation, are missinformed, ignorant, or stupid.

 

[ailevation]

I've always thought humans naturally develop the knowledge of how to have sex, this case proves me wrong... sadly.

 

[babywax]

I think this should be considered a spoiler, to have babies, you must

Spoiler

have sex

.

 

[Daiceman9]

Pish, i learned most of what i know from the good ol' american eduication system.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I've always thought humans naturally develop the knowledge of how to have sex, this case proves me wrong... sadly.

Naturally perhaps...but the world we live in now is hardly natural in the sense of living amongst the trees.

 

[JonTheCanuck]

haha imagine if they do have kids how he's gonna give his son the birds and the bees talk. He's gonna hafta go and get his notebook to refresh up on it himself.

 

[Deadline]

It says in the bible that anyone who doesn't have children will not go to heaven. And that children are the most pure from the moment they are born.

Wow... what bible are you reading? Children are born sinful (sin is born into us all , so says the bible) and only their innocence saves them.

And yea, the bible does say that we are to multiply and what not, but I mean, c'mon, the world is full of morons, I think its time for alot of people to STOP!!!

And plus, out of wedlock sex is considered to be a sin but marriage in the bible times and marriage now is totally diffrent to most people. Like someone said before, its just a piece of paper anymore. Sad really.

 

[burnzie]

in the bible times and marriage now is totally diffrent to most people. Like someone said before, its just a piece of paper anymore. Sad really.

that was me :thumbs:

 

[aFireInside0016]

wow, just wow.

 

[Karis]

Allright, I know this is an old thread, I thought it would make more sense than posting a new thread. I posted previously that this would probably be the last we herd of it. That was because I actually wanted to find out more about it, later on (aka now). Anyone seen anything about it? It would be extremely interesting and, in the words of Kintaro Oe, "educational" about life (and sex) in general (no, I'm serious) to find out about this.

Thanks, again sorry for the revival of the ancient thread.

 

[Skullhair]

Hmm, wonder what he thought when his dick would get hard. "Honey, is this thing broken?" "I don't know dear, let me look at it".


Or, "I think god wants me to go that way"

 

[thefiznut]

What's sex? :hmph:

 

[Karis]

Looking at the responses... mighta been a good idea to make another post. Trying to keep a serious tone... o well. Shoulda known I would get those type comments. Mabey someone will have some useful insight.

Not trying to gripe at the peeps who replied, it's a free country, just didn't expect em, like a moron (me a moron, not you).

 

[CrazyHarij]

This is OLD!

 

[kingthebadger]

Close !! Spam !!

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Don't bring up old threads please.