China bans Hanna Montana

[CptStern]

oh china, why so selious?

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the People?s Republic of China has announced the immediate barring of Miley Cyrus from entering the country. The government has also banned any broadcast of her TV show, films, and any sales of merchandise.

The ban is currently indefinite.

Foreign minister Yang Jiechi has stated, ?Miss Cyrus has made it clear she is no friend of China or anyone of East Asian descent. We have no interest in further polluting our children?s minds with her American ignorance.?

http://weeklyworldnews.com/2009/02/04/miley-cyrus-asian-photo/


good, all countries should ban that freak with the freakishly big eyes/teeth and her mullet sporting father

 

[Dan]

Good for us though, China uses too many resources as it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOgj2etJs3Y

 

[Sheepo]

I wish we could get her banned here.

 

[Blackthorn]

i wish we could get her banned here.

y u allwais inb4 me?!?!

 

[Qonfused]

I wish we could get her banned here.

This^nth

 

[Sheepo]

y u allwais inb4 me?!?!

l337 h4x.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

At least they have some sense.

 

[mortiz-Redux]

China has the right idea. Normally they're lambasted for a blatent breach of human rights, but that is just common sense.

 

[Darkside55]

**** you China you ****ing ****s; you don't even DESERVE Hannah Montana she's too good for you anyway; enjoy not being able to listen to See You Again

 

[FireStarter]

Yeah, so I'm moving to China in a few days.

Anyone want to stow away in my suitcase? Free trip to China!

 

[FireStarter]

Now, to be fair, Billy Ray had some good songs and he likes to act as well so hecanhehehehehahahahahhshHAhHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Ohh, I couldn't say it with a straight face.

 

[Iron Kat]

I wish we could get her banned here.

This for the UK. Also High School Musical, although that's not related to the Hannah Montana crap.

 

[Sheepo]

Why does it seem that my "Corp." goes uncapatalized the majority of the time when I'm quoted lately?

 

[Iron Kat]

Didn't on mine or Qonfie's.

 

[Darkside55]

Heyyy, my name Durksad, I like Hannah Monetanna cause she on the Disney channel and I like to juzz all over mah TV screens when I watch hur and hur really kool dad who sing dat song Achy-Breaky Heart.

This is almost a completely accurate representation, except for the fact that I have actually never watched her show on Disney Channel. Well actually no, I did catch the tail end of one episode.

 

[FireStarter]

Who cares this is about Hannah SHITTASTIC not Sheepo.

I vote yes on High School Musical (And Hernia Montana) to be banned everywhere. EVERY. WHERE.

 

[Sheepo]

Didn't on mine or Qonfie's.

I'm not just talking about this thread, it's been going on for a while.

 

[Iron Kat]

My point still stands.

 

[Sheepo]

It's pointless.

 

[Darkside55]

Fuck if I actually care about High School Musical, but listen, it's got Ashley Tisdale in there. It gets some credit for that.

 

[FireStarter]

/joke about Vanessa Hudgens' naked pics.

 

[Darkside55]

No, fuck her, Ashley Tisdale.

 

[swan_song1973]

good to see somebody got wise.

 

[FireStarter]

/joke about how teenagers in my generation could kick the asses of the myspace generation

 

[Darkside55]

Which generation would that be?

 

[Sheepo]

Keep in mind that this generation grew up with Power Rangers.

 

[FireStarter]

I forgot the Power Rangers even existed now that they have generation <1,000 for the damn people.

Also, I hope Hannoying Montana is assassinated by Corp. Sheepo.

Just to make it funnier.

 

[Darkside55]

Keep in mind that this generation grew up with Power Rangers.

THEEEEEEEEY'VE GOT

A POWER AND A FORCE THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY'VE GOT

THE ABILITY TO MORPH AND TO EVEN UP THE SCORE

caps

 

[FireStarter]

How does morphing even up the score? It just makes them look even more dumbassed.

Morphing is the one thing the power rangers DIDN'T need to do.

Giant Robots, check.
Aliens and monsters, check.
SCIENCE!, check.
Wizardry and evil powers, check.
Mooks and Dragons, check.

But morphing? COME THE **** ON.

 

[unozero]

lol butthurt asians this is just too funny.

 

[Vegeta897]

So what exactly did she do to offend East Asia?

I pay almost zero attention to popular culture especially in the area of entertainment for young girls (inb4 pedo joke) so I'm assuming I'm unaware of something she may have said that has shown her ignorance toward Asia or China specifically.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

whats the difference between a hannah montana and a miley cyrus

 

[FireStarter]

whats the difference between a hannah montana and a miley cyrus

The amount of tranquilizer it takes to down her.

Seriously, Miley is fine but Hannah is like a bull elephant. She sounds like one too!

 

[Vegeta897]

She was like "A Ching Chang Chongggg" in one of her episodes.

You're not serious, are you?

 

[Darkside55]

Morphing is the one thing the power rangers DIDN'T need to do.

I wish I could somehow hate you dead.

whats the difference between a hannah montana and a miley cyrus

Miley Cyrus is her civilian identity, Hannah Montana is her alter ego. This way, villains can't attack her family.

 

[FireStarter]

Miley and Hannah are the same person, dumbass.

thatsthejoke.jpg

 

[Vegeta897]

Miley and Hannah are the same person, dumbass.

thatsthejoke.jpg

I wish I could somehow hate you dead.

5char

 

[V-Man339]

A hairdo. She learned it from Clark Kent.

 

[FireStarter]

5char

Well, I'm sure you aren't the only ones.

I bet you hate me as much as I hate Miley/Hannah! And I hate her a loooot!

 

[Darkside55]

Clark Kent? Mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Planet Clark Kent? What does he have to do with anything?