China fires Death Rays at America!

[Azner]

YEah, erm lets see... Tr0n?

 

[CptStern]

well in any event it's not my responsibility to be anyone's role model (excepting my family) especially on the internets

 

[15357]

What the heck is wrong with you people?


Execution of 7000 a year = Depopulation = good?


....... D:

 

[Azner]

What took you so long to reply... Anyway are we off subject if we are lets get back.

Why do ppl want to spy and stuff... top dog... WHO WANTS TO BE TOP DOG? ONCE TOP DOG, YOU ARE THE PRIME SUBJECT OF DEATH... PPL WILL ATTACK YOU... sry i needed to on the caps lock...

 

[15357]

WE MUST KEEP AN EYE ON TEH EVIL! LEST WE BE DESTROYED!

Be ever vigilant, keep our minds safe.

 

[hungryduck]

it's a public unveiling of an act of espionage (on a massive scale) ..usually a tell tale sign of an unspoken cold war ..both superpowers use each other to determine numbers in for arms production. They're starting (or have been since late 80's) to counter each other in an open arms race ..espionage just helps level the playing field

btw this thread was supposed to be less than serious ..the title should have been a tip off ..surprised noone mentioned scalar waves (we all know lePobz has one (probably built by those mysterious Hetairians) but it's for personal use)

hah! a non serious political thread on hl2.net?
that'll be the day!

 

[CptStern]

WE MUST KEEP AN EYE ON TEH EVIL! LEST WE BE DESTROYED!

Be ever vigilant, keep our minds safe.

scrub scrub scrub away all those dirty little communist thoughts

 

[CR0M]

I am teh cleansed

Praiiiise thah loooord

 

[CptStern]

your sins have been cleansed my son, go forth live prosper and multiply ...in wedlock of course and you'd better not enjoy it if you want to stay out of H-E-double hockey sticks (btw my grade 2 teacher ..a nun used that term when she mentioned HELL)

 

[sinkoman]

? china excutes prisoners 10 x as much as the nearest rival ..many without due process, their prison system is one of the worst in the world and government has kept a sizeable chunk their population in object poverty for decades

so yes you're right the biggest threat china poses is on it's own population

Yes stern, because you know everything about ever country..

 

[15357]

scrub scrub scrub away all those dirty little communist thoughts

YOU ARE IN VIOLATION! COMPLY! COMPLY!

your sins have been cleansed my son, go forth live prosper and multiply ...in wedlock of course and you'd better not enjoy it if you want to stay out of H-E-double hockey sticks (btw my grade 2 teacher ..a nun used that term when she mentioned HELL)

Hey, when I was in the US years ago, a guy used that too when he was talking to me about joining a church. Lol.

 

[CptStern]

Yes stern, because you know everything about ever country..

you could easily verify/debunk my statements

 

[<RJMC>]

I hav never heard or saw anything about a "dangerous" china for my whole life,except in 2 videogames, battlezone exp and mgs3

also everything is made is china

and is china comunist?

 

[Ridge]

well you obviously havent been paying attention because iraq is just one in a list of many

Honduras
British Guayana
Albania
Iran - took americans hostage
Syria - wtf??
Viet Nam - begged for our help like wusses
Laos - housed terrorists
Equador see Syria
the Congo
Brazil - see Ecuador
Peru - see Brazil
Dominican Republic
Cuba - americans never attacked. cuban exiles attacked, we backed em
Ghana - see Peru
Uruguay - no, you're gay!
Chile - see Ghana
Greece - them and their giant wooden horses had it coming
Bolivia
Guatemala
Costa Rica
Australia - see Chile
Indonesia - what, when Japs had it in WW2??
Angola - see Australia
Zaire - ^^^
Grenada - we wanted their drugs
Morocco - same as Grenada, but with fezs
Surinam
Lybia - search for Pan Am 103 or Lockerbie
Nicaragua - see Grenada
Bulgaria - see Angola
El Salvador
Haiti
Somalia - UN sent us in, our guys were killed, we fought back
Colombia - see Nicaragua
the Phillippines - see Indonesia
Afghanistan - see Laos
Iraq - George senior, because of Kuwait. George junior...okay, ya got me there

And there you have it...

 

[Geogaddi]

And there you have it...

:naughty: It's going to be fun watching you get drawn and quartered by stern.

 

[Vegeta897]

AWESOME WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT IN POLITICS I SEE STERN I SEE AMERICA BASHING I SEE THE NAMES OF AT LEAST 3 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES shens.

 

[CptStern]

And there you have it...

and now with sources :E

 

[Vegeta897]

You didn't seem to have any sources yourself, Stern.

 

[Azner]

Ah whadever... i suggest we execute stern.

 

[15357]

He massacred our last team from Enforcement.

It's gonna be hard. How about bombing his suspected hideouts? Even though it may be indiscriminate bombing that'd cause hundreds of civillians to die, who cares? I'm against discrimination of any kind. Why discriminate people by jobs? I say we bring out the napalm.

 

[CptStern]

You didn't seem to have any sources yourself, Stern.

I've been backing up my statements with sources for years ..does anyone really doubt my list despite a lack of sources? have I ever provided incorrect information? ...besides as I said before ..had I wanted this to turn into a serious debate I would have posted it in the politics forum. Ridge, you're more than welcome to stop by the politics forum at any time

 

[DeusExMachina]

You've turned your fair share of fun threads into serious stuff.