Christmas or Porn?

[Reginald]

If you had to give up one and your life depended on it, which would it be?

Also, here is a picture that Phobie told me to draw when I told her I was bored.

 

[DESSTROYER]

BLARGH I read it as "which one wouldn't you give up"

 

[Raziaar]

Christmas. I haven't really gotten much of anything since I was 14.

 

[Russian Mafia]

Porn. I have a girlfriend that keeps me excited.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Porn for shizzle.

 

[Qonfused]

Porn.

 

[Stigmata]

Porn. I'd rather get free gifts and exercise my imagination/girl.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Porn. I'd rather get free gifts and exercise my imagination/girl.

truth be told.

 

[[Matt]]

porn is just watching other people have sex... So by giving up porn and keeping xmas you still get to have sex which is better than watching porn and get xmas pressies every year also!!

 

[lePobz]

Its not that I love porn, it's just that I hate christmas.

 

[delusional]

Haven't really cared for Christmas for the last couple years.

 

[Darkside55]

Is this a question? Is this an actual f*cking question? Hmm, let me think...

Give up a holiday where the main benefits are seeing my family, which I could do all year 'round, and getting a couple relatively inexpensive gifts that, while I enjoy (most) of them, are things that aren't prized commodities and will never bring me such joy as porn,

OR

Give up PORN, which consumes my days and nights, brings me untold happiness, gives me a measure of satisfaction like I have never known, and has brought me reknown, adventure, and fortune? Yes, all three of those things. All the greatest events in my life stem from porn, or a quest for porn, or drawing porn, or collecting a vast wealth of knowledge about porn. You know that thread we had about, "What's your most specific area of knowledge?" I didn't participate in that thread, but my answer is PORN. In certain circles they call me the Porn King for what I know, and every year I take a trip down to LA for four days to disseminate my knowledge to the public.

Also I'm hoping pretty soon that I'll be able to go to San Francisco's Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality.

I'll never give up porn. I'd rather die. No, seriously. I think I'd rather die. The thought of giving up my most prized treasure...I'd rather die, no joke. I have two books that took me eight years, a search across three continents, an untold amount of money, and making contacts with every supplier and dealer from here all the way around the world and back to the Pacific Rim...that's my greatest treasure, and it's porn. I would rather DIE than give up those two volumes, you can ask anyone I know about that shit. My own parents'd be like, "Darkside'd die before he ever get rid of those books."

And I'm getting porn for Christmas anyway. Been searching the past two years for another rare thing, and me mate Greenkata was cool enough to buy it for me as a gift. Can't wait for that shit.

So yeah. F*ck Christmas if I have to. Darkside <3 Porn 4ever.

 

[Ennui]

I'd give up porn. I don't really like it that much anyway, it just gets the job done. My imagination suffices fine, and so do lady friends.

 

[Jintor]

Porn.

This is where the "I used to watch them for the stories..." excuse comes in.

 

[Wanted Bob]

I'd keep Christmas.

 

[Baal]

I don't watch porn, and I love Christmas

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Id give up Christmas and then just buy myself a plethora of gifts some other time.

 

[hool10]

I love porn and all, but I love Christmas lights more. Besides, maybe someday I'll have enough social skills to have a boyfriend/girlfriend!!!!!!!

Get off this forum now! We're gonna be all over you from now on, lol. That's why you never see Phobie anymore. Oh and lesbians are just girls that never had a bf. Legit lesbians are manly like....damn butches.

 

[function9]

Its not that I love porn, it's just that I hate christmas.

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[Baal]

Do you people voting Christmas not have turkey on Christmas? You know, turkey? No? It's quite delicious.

 

[Darkside55]

Christmas/Thanksgiving turkey is ass.

 

[Stigmata]

Incidentally, this ass is delicious.

 

[Darkside55]

And that's why you vote to keep porn.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I am too cool to vote.

Banana Republic for '08.

 

[mchammer75040]

Get off this forum now! We're gonna be all over you from now on, lol. That's why you never see Phobie anymore. Oh and lesbians are just girls that never had a bf. Legit lesbians are manly like....damn butches.

LOL yea we dont want another jen-gate here. Anyways I'd keep the porn, christmas is a useless holiday.

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

Porn is becoming boring now tbh. Although it would be interesting if I was in that porn getting some action, if you know what I mean. Becides, I can look at porn when ever I want. Where as Christmas is only once a year.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Porn. I'd rather get free gifts and exercise my imagination/girl.

Pretty much.

 

[Naph]

O shi- Didn't read it, thought it said "Which one would you keep"

I'd keep Christmas.

 

[Zephos]

This is where the "I used to watch them for the stories..." excuse comes in.

Porn stories can sometimes work, especially in the case of lesbian movies, but of course half way through those comes the obligatory "Whoa, did I just leave a 12 inch dildo /ex-girlfriend/lesbian lover under my pillow"... and you're left with a -_- expression on your face and a in your pants.

I'd give up porn.

 

[Phobie]

A weirdly tough decision. Probably porn. No wait... Christmas. I don't know. I think probably porn.

I like Christmas ^_^

 

[Rapstah]

Ahhhhrhrgrhrghreghgrhjnbuoshfuanuibnuaiobhiojehipnmoip /explodes

The choices!

 

[sinkoman]

A weirdly tough decision. Probably porn. No wait... Christmas. I don't know. I think probably porn.

I like Christmas ^_^

It's so painfully obvious that you're just trying to get a rise out of the male population of HL2.net.

I'd dump the porn. FFS, some of my best offs have cum from my head.

 

[Phobie]

It's so painfully obvious that you're just trying to get a rise out of the male population of HL2.net.

I'd dump the porn. FFS, some of my best offs have cum from my head.

Dude what?

 

[Dynasty]

Christmas because it doesnt excite me anymore, its just a really expensive day with lots of uneaten food and ridiculously increased power consumption.

Porn? Meh, i have a girlfriend.

 

[Steven]

Most commercial porns pretty crap anyway

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Xmas probably

 

[nurizeko]

Hmmmm, the choice between an overall disappointing seasonal holiday in which I have to buy naff gifts that will disappoint my nearest and dearest anyway and receive little or nothing in return and potentially have to be dragged to boring days out together with the family, or the instant sexual gratification of watching an attractive woman get defiled in very erotic manner which fires up the imagination to the point that for a short while I can ignore the cold stinging sensation of bitter loneliness and lack of desirability to members of the opposite sex.


I'll keep the porn.

 

[kirovman]

I've already given up both.

 

[Pulse]

I'll keep both thanks.

 

[Qonfused]

The question was which one you would keep? ****. I meant Christmas then.