Cock pushups? Feasible?

A push up of your bodyweight with something that isn't even a muscle?

Suprisingly, i havn't tried.
 
Nope never tried it........never really wanted to try explaining the resulting injuries down at my local A&E...
 
Maybe not a pushup. Jb and Kg were talking smack!

Maybe just holding yourself up. I wonder...
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lol! Ok do not try this at home boys and girls!! Leave it to the professionals.
 
pfft, penis pushups. Come back when you can do testicular pullups. Or a full vaginal lift.
 
Well, seeing as fluids cannot be compressed, it might be possible to support on a fully erect penis.

Wow, that's a really weird image :|
 
Someone go buy a ton of Viagra and test it!
 
Three words become apparant right now...

WHAT
THE
****
 
No, I've been doing penis exercises and my penis can support a bathtowell now though.
 
mine's always been able to support a bath towel :S Maybe you're just not the strong type :thumbs:
Hell, i could lift a brick by the time I was three
 
The problem with me doing it is that mine bends. It's not a broken bend..it looks like about a 120 degree angle. Feels real good, but looks real painful.

I can lift a plate fulla food!
 
I can just imagine it now, *CRUUUUUNCH* Just imagine the pain people. Kids, don't try this at home. Leave it to the pornstars to do on camera. ;)
 
dekstar said:
Because you can't look at a TV with porn playing if you're lying on your stomach.

Fact.
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You need porn to get erect?


I can pop a boner on demand without touching it. I guess I'm gifted.
 
Ennui said:
my eyes watered reading the ways that could happen
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Same, that was the worst thing I've read in forever... I couldn't stop reading for someone reason, It's like a train wreck.


"It has also been known to occur when a woman falls backwards in certain positions."

****! :(

"A popping or cracking sound and significant pain are commonly associated with the event."

AAAAGGGHH! :x

(Those emoticons are not enough, I cringed several times reading this, and literally said "Agh! Oh god!" in a scared and confused voice while reading the second quote)
 
Regardless, I'd rather have an erection from watching porn than having an erection from looking at the ground.

Dekstar is winnar.
 
Random boners suck.

I have no idea if this has anything at all to do with the thread, but yeah, man I hate those.
 
Slacker said:
Random boners suck.

I have no idea if this has anything at all to do with the thread, but yeah, man I hate those.
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Indeed. I once got one while doing a speech infront of class... WTF is that!?
 
Solaris said:
No, I've been doing penis exercises and my penis can support a bathtowell now though.
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I thought all blokes could do that!?!? I know i often hang my washing off mine....you know, when i'm short of space on the washing line.....
 
Griz said:
I thought all blokes could do that!?!? I know i often hang my washing off mine....you know, when i'm short of space on the washing line.....
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An average sized bath towell? Most people can't do it.
 
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