Cock pushups? Feasible?

Ennui said:
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another penis thread
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Your avatar matches that sentance to well
 
worst thing i've ever read! in sense of how badly hurt your penis can get hurt
 
Penis push up is absolutely possible, only if you can controll the trigidity of your penis. Place a pornography in front of you, read it and up, close your eyes and down.
 
DietSoap said:
Indeed. I once got one while doing a speech infront of class... WTF is that!?
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rofl. The same thing happened to a friend of mine. He didn't seem distracted at all though. The whole class was giggling.
 
penis push ups?? i find it hard to try out normal pushups...
 
Hey guys. Good news. I just did one.
 
You can't fracture your penis... or can you!?!

/creates new thread
 
I've damaged my penis before. I was lying down and I was trod on heavily. It really hurt but the pain gradually subsided and so I figured that there wasn't much wrong. Then, about ten minutes after this, blood began to sort of dribble out and I got really frightened. I went to the toilet and let it drain out. I thought it would be a good idea to urinate to 'flush' the blood out of my urethra. The pain that followed was just intense. It felt like I'd dipped my penis into a heated kettle and held it there. I felt like crying when the urine came out a dark yellow-brown from the blood. I then washed the glans and disinfected the damaged parts that were visible, which stung like you wouldn't believe.

Thankfully, the wound healed.
 
Damaging your penis is like damaging your mouth, both of them are linked to you internal organs. It's just you care for your penis more.
 
Best Thread Ever.
 
venturon said:
I've damaged my penis before. I was lying down and I was trod on heavily. It really hurt but the pain gradually subsided and so I figured that there wasn't much wrong. Then, about ten minutes after this, blood began to sort of dribble out and I got really frightened. I went to the toilet and let it drain out. I thought it would be a good idea to urinate to 'flush' the blood out of my urethra. The pain that followed was just intense. It felt like I'd dipped my penis into a heated kettle and held it there. I felt like crying when the urine came out a dark yellow-brown from the blood. I then washed the glans and disinfected the damaged parts that were visible, which stung like you wouldn't believe.

Thankfully, the wound healed.
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;(

My friend had to go to hospital because he had managed to tie his testicles in knots by going to bed whilst wearing jeans.
 
^ LOL. How the hell?
 
venturon said:
I've damaged my penis before. I was lying down and I was trod on heavily. It really hurt but the pain gradually subsided and so I figured that there wasn't much wrong. Then, about ten minutes after this, blood began to sort of dribble out and I got really frightened. I went to the toilet and let it drain out. I thought it would be a good idea to urinate to 'flush' the blood out of my urethra. The pain that followed was just intense. It felt like I'd dipped my penis into a heated kettle and held it there. I felt like crying when the urine came out a dark yellow-brown from the blood. I then washed the glans and disinfected the damaged parts that were visible, which stung like you wouldn't believe.

Thankfully, the wound healed.
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You poor bastard. ;(
 
For the uninformed : the following lyrics are from the skit "Cock Pushups" by Tenacious D (Jack Black and Kyle Gass).


Tenacious D said:
KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you ****in lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need
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Lol, I heard a phone prank with Jack Black with those cock pushups sounds.
 
ok, why the hell is this topic 6 pages long lmfao!
 
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