Crasher Competition

[Hectic Glenn]

Thanks to Punchers Impact we have 4 copies of Crasher to give away! Crasher is a Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA) game featuring unique vehicular combat in a team vs. team setting. With strong RPG elements coupled with fast-paced action.[br]For our competition we want you to use the letters in CRASHER.?We are looking for you to create an acrostic phrase that uses each letter in order. The sentence should make (some) sense not just a random sequence of words, creating a proverb or thought provoking adage. Do your best and post below in the comments![br]
One entry per user, competition closes Friday 4th March @ 11.59am GMT. Good luck!

 

[Dinnesch]

Creating random adverbs should help edge rivals

 

[Acepilotf14]

Contests really are so horridly, exceptionally ridiculous

 

[MJ12]

Can Richard actually suck his erection? Really??

 

[morgs]

Continued rubbing and scratching helps ease rashes.

 

[ríomhaire]

Can Richard actually suck his erection? Really??

Yes, but then he'd need to get out the sanitizing soap because of all the germs.

 

[MJ12]

Yes, but then he'd need to get out the sanitizing soap because of all the germs.

YBTHNTGOTSSBOATG?

 

[narlex]

(C)ooperate - Group up with some friends and destroy the enemy
(R)ank - Train hard until you become the best
(A)scend - Trump your enemies and achieve greatness
(S)hare - Share the memories of your greatest (and sometimes humorous) kills and deaths alike
(H)eated - Experience blazing gameplay with graphics to last
(E)xterminate - Make shrapnel out of your foes as you tear them apart
(R)idiculous - Rip it up through the outrageous levels only Crasher has to offer

 

[MJ12]

^You did it wrong. Very wrong.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Cry, Reactionless As She Held Edgar's Remains.
(Emo poetry!)

 

[Sheepo]

Man, I really don't care about this game, but this is such an easy contest. Dilemma, dilemma.

 

[kineaesth]

(C)ooperate - Group up with some friends and destroy the enemy
(R)ank - Train hard until you become the best
(A)scend - Trump your enemies and achieve greatness
(S)hare - Share the memories of your greatest (and sometimes humorous) kills and deaths alike
(H)eated - Experience blazing gameplay with graphics to last
(E)xterminate - Make shrapnel out of your foes as you tear them apart
(R)idiculous - Rip it up through the outrageous levels only Crasher has to offer

Do you work for the company that made this game

 

[StarBob]

Colliding Rockets Against Steel Helps Everybody Relax.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Guys please look up what an Acrostic phrase is.

 

[Escaep]

Communist Russia Adores Sexy Hungarian Erotic Revolutions.

 

[BlueWolf72]

Chat Rains All Sunday Hope Everyone Runs

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Chat Rains All Sunday Hope Everyone Runs

Yes so to clarify the acrostic phrase uses each letter from CRASHER to make phrase which can be read as a full sentence. An acrostic poem is not what we are looking for which is where you use each letter going vertically for a single word. That would be too easy...we want your phrase to read properly. To be honest, it's not theoretical physics. (Gordon reference ftw)

 

[MetalNinja]

To be honest, it's not theoretical physics. (Gordon reference ftw)

Amazingness right there, haha!

Come
Race
At
Some
Hurtful,
Earbursting
Race

Psh, winner right here for sure ;P

 

[Kisze]

Cars racing after sundown hate euthanizing raccoons.

:|

 

[Higlac]

Crying rape actually stimulates his erotic response.

 

[Overwatch Sector]

Carnage
Rage
Anxiety
Suffering
Hell
Evil
Ruthless

Crasher

Since I did not make an acrostic "phrase" I guess I can't try again?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Feel free to try again, I'll remove your previous entry later.

 

[Vegeta897]

Crying rape actually stimulates his erotic response.

****ing winner.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Crying rape actually stimulates his erotic response.

Oh my sweet jesus. Winner.

 

[narlex]

Do you work for the company that made this game

No, but who could resist a chance for a free game? I put in my best effort, and that's what came of it.

 

[narlex]

Oh. Then I'd have to go for...

Creative Racer Alternative, So, Here Everybody; Rejoice!

I wasn't aware it had to be a phrase (bad reading on my part) so here's my new entry (assuming my old one won't suffice).

 

[Shamrock]

Careful rape achieves sodomy; Halflife2.net enjoys rape.

 

[alchemistlord]

Crashing Racecars All September Hoping Everyone Runs.

 

[Overwatch Sector]

Cars rapidly accelerate shifting hell effectively raise

 

[Omnomnick]

CRASHER

Crash Right After Shooting Higlac Extremely Regretfully.

 

[Dekstar]

Creating Real Acrostic Sentences Hardly Ever Refrigerator.

 

[planetphillip]

Entry 002:

Curiously,
Random
Acrostic
Sentences
Help
Everybody
Remember

 

[Higlac]

Quad posting and more than one entry. Disqualified much?

 

[Vegeta897]

Well at least he picked the right entry to keep.

 

[Psycho]

Crazies Racing At Super Hazardous Events, Rock!

 

[BlueWolf72]

keep it up guys thanks for playing

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Crass Remarks Against Samon's Hobbies Effortlessly Rebound.

 

[Dysgenics]

Creating real acrostic sentences help educate retards.

 

[Noir]

Cars Racing Are Silly. Hitting Enemies, Rules!

 

[Vegeta897]

What's with people's tendency to use unnecessary commas?