Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[MJ12]

Stop it Lefty, if you don't stop teasing me I am telling Mrs. Crobapple!

 

[lefty]

Woo whooo hoo hoo hoo! *bounces away*

 

[MJ12]

Lefty do u lyk me [y] or [n]?

 

[lefty]

why isn't Esc working?! Time for task manager.

Look a little wet there.

 

[Iron Kat]

For some reason, ZT, you remind me of Gordon Frohman in that pic!!!!! I lol'd.

 

[MJ12]

Look a little wet there.

Only for you.

 

[Iron Kat]

Only for you.

What about me? :|

 

[MJ12]

Saw that coming a mile away, lol.

 

[Crushenator 500]

What about me? :|

*facepalms*

 

[MJ12]

I need to think of some more creative photos, I haven't thought of any weird/creative ones in a while...

 

[Iron Kat]

*facepalms*

You're not jealous are you, Crush? For what reason would you be facepalming?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

You're not jealous are you, Crush? For what reason would you be facepalming?

He's so jealous.

 

[highlander]

Toaster just saw me doing horrible horrible things.

 

[Shamrock]

I'm glad we have 2 huge attention whores at HL2.net. Makes it easier to pick out who to kill first. :|

 

[lefty]

Great, shams, you've just condemned us both.

Here's another picture, foos.

's from a couple of days ago.

 

[MJ12]

I look pret-ty

*big happy retarded smile*
*drools on your face*

yes!

 

[MJ12]

Great, shams, you've just condemned us both.

Here's another picture, foos.

's from a couple of days ago.

Are ye an Irish Lad?

 

[lefty]

about half, actually.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

The other half was outsourced to China, I'll bet.

 

[MJ12]

That's a great line I will use forever from now on.

 

[lefty]

The other half was outsourced to China, I'll bet.

I've got really nice railroads.

 

[Ennui]

Long overdue for a haircut. I love Pushkin <3

Someone give me a real camera, my phone is no substitute

 

[MJ12]

Don't be fooled Toaster, he never shows his mouth, you know why? Herpes completely ate all the skin away on his lips, and it's still spreading, his mouth oozes with puss and slime, I've heard him on Steam chat, and he sounds similar to a Zerg Overlord from Starcraft.

 

[Ennui]

True. You can witness this spectacle of revulsion in any of the other dozens of pictures I've posted here in the past five years, most of which show my face... if you feel like looking through all my posts to do it anyway

 

[MJ12]

I'm glad we have 2 huge attention whores at HL2.net. Makes it easier to pick out who to kill first. :|

Two heads are better than NONE.

Me and Toaster will team up, chop your ****ing head off and play soccer with it.

 

[Viperidae]

Vote Zombie/Toaster, 2012.

 

[kineaesth]

F*ck gonna cook me up some dinner.

 

[Shamrock]

Two heads are better than NONE.

Me and Toaster will team up, chop your ****ing head off and play soccer with it.

Now, now Patrick, you know I could kill you any day/any time. I live a little less than an hour away.

:|

 

[DEATHMASTER]

gonna cook me up some cock for dinner.

I read as

 

[kineaesth]

I wish D:

 

[VirusType2]

F*ck cock swallow me up come dinner.

I thought you said


i made a tostino's pizza for dinner. It's not bad, but now my keyboard is greasy.

 

[kineaesth]

I just chopped up some onions and now probably my mouse smells and now my keyboard too.

 

[VirusType2]

1 of these pizzas is like 70 grams of carbs dude, I'll be nitro in a min.

 

[kineaesth]

Dunno about carbs, I know joules. brb on fire

 

[VirusType2]

Joules?!!! WTF is that, a measurement of gravity?

 

[lefty]

Joules iirc is a measure of energy. Like calories.

 

[kineaesth]

Yeah, it's what all the proper countries use.
[edit] ****, oversalted the rice.

 

[Rizzo]

oh my god...

Thanks toaster, for that... :x

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Huh. That sounds strangely similar to my vagina.

You don't have one.

 

[Sam]

Just because I'm still waiting to get my sex change doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it, Pi.

Just because you're still waiting to get your sex change doesn't mean you have to have a dick about it, To.

Oh, wait.

Wups.