Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

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toaster-chan said:
Man, heart is ****ing awesome. You get to talk to animals and shit. What could be better?
The worst power was water, because she can't actually generate water, only manipulate water that already exists. If they're out in the middle of the desert? She's ****ed.
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Animals are boring as shit, you think they're smart you must be stupid or something I dunno lol. You'd go up to a dog and be like hey dog what's up and it'd be like food food bones holy shit a cat. Yeah great conversation. Also when the hell would the water bitch be in a desert, you calling her stupid? Plus you could manipulate water in the air man that's a sweet power. Shit yeah so maybe I'm a bit drunk. But heart still sucks.
 
I'm not that drunk. Problem is it's just passed mid-day. But, justifying my drinking, it's not that I needed to drink, it's that I had the opportunity to and thought it'd be amusing. Also animals are cool, just I'm not sure how fun it would be to talk to them. I wish I could have a rambling conversation in a thread without me worrying that it'll be locked due to spam.

Eh.
 
I drink during the day on weekends a lot. And I smoke pretty much every day during the day, so don't feel bad :p

tonight is MDMA though so chances are I won't be giving out any infractions in the next 12 hours :D
 
Oh, no, I'm fine. And it wasn't like ten shots of Jaeger, it was more a large dollop of gin. What is MDMA?
 
I have mixed feelings about gin. Last weekend I drank a handle of Evan Williams bourbon, this weekend I've got a fifth of Bacardi spiced rum. MDMA is methylenedioxymethamphetamine, better known as Ecstasy, and I'm not actually doing it because I would never do anything illegal.... but like I said, me infractioning people tonight is unlikely.
 
To be honest I don't care at all about alcohol types. I don't drink stuff that tastes yuck, like girly RTDs, but I haven't really been drunking (on purpose mistake) long enough to make up my mind. That said, I'm a fan of Vodka and also Whiskey (capitalised for effect). And this is New Zealand, so I should like beer, I guess.

Don't let anyone taking ecstacy die please also.
 
Yeah, nothing wrong with cocktails and shit, just that they take time to make. New Zealand has a very strong binge drinking culture. Last weekend I drank about twothirds of a twenty ounce of vodka, straight. I'm good with hard liquor.
 
KineticAesthetic said:
Animals are boring as shit, you think they're smart you must be stupid or something I dunno lol. You'd go up to a dog and be like hey dog what's up and it'd be like food food bones holy shit a cat. Yeah great conversation. Also when the hell would the water bitch be in a desert, you calling her stupid? Plus you could manipulate water in the air man that's a sweet power. Shit yeah so maybe I'm a bit drunk. But heart still sucks.
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Psh, **** you KA. Imagine communicating with WASPS, now imagine tricking all those wasps that you are the mother ****ing queen.

Wasp control power? Yes please.
 
Dude, what? You're gonna send a bunch of wasps at someone? They'll be all 'holy shit wasps' and pull out a flamethrower or some shit. Heart sucks, face it.

[edit] Also what you're suggesting is an abuse of the power, tricking the wasps isn't on at all.
 
Someone post a picture of themselves so I don't have to chastise us all for treating this like Misc.
 
Cry some more. Are you suggesting that some sort of super villain that's trying to destroy/take over earth and is so evil that the Police forces have been unable to aprehend him and have sent Captain Planet is going to care about the dubious legality of an inflammable liquid spraying portable weapon?
 
As much as I am slightly creeped out by this

VirusType2 said:
Skaadi,

The shirt should be black, soft material, not silky, and not with a normal collar. A black shirt, with a black stitched embossed pattern with a short collar would be cool.

I'd get you something like this, (all black of course)

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or this, with a black undershirt or bra
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and this

VirusType2 said:
I want to dress up Skaadi like the doll she is.
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Your input is muchly appreciated. I hope the date goes well... :dozey:

lefty said:
I like it skaadi.

...;(
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Did I hear something?

*sigh* Jks, I still wubs you Que
 
Skaadi is such a jerk sometimes, just because Virus has a passion for fashion doesn't mean you have to belittle him, he tries really hard to make people look good, and that's all he wants to do. He's been going to fashion school for 4 years now, and you just really brought him down.
 
You guys are mean, Virus tries really hard you know that?

He lives in a very shitty apartment and his girlfriend left him because she thought he was to "faggy" for her tastes.

All he wants to do is make us look beautiful, I try to make an effort to visit him every other week for hair styling night. We usually end up drinking margaritas until he starts crying again. Jerks.
 
lolllllllllllllllllllllll

too many ways to spin this, I'm overwhelmed.

Let's just say I was joking around with some of that, and really thought it would look cool on ya Skaadi.

I have considered doing clothes design though.....
 
This is the song me and Sebastian (Virus) have made up, we sing it sometimes-



Sebastian, Sebastian,
Got a passion for fashionnn!

Girls don't worry,
He'll make you look Smashin'!

Sebastian, Sebastian,
Got a passion for matchin'

If you don't dress good,
this party we're crashin'!

Sebastian, Sebastian
 
Skaadi said:
SHUP ZT!!!! I feel terrible now
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Skaadi, you are awesome. Please don't feel bad at all. :)

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that.

It's just I'm having trouble wording what I really want to say... it was a hasty reply
 
**** you Virus, Skaadi belongs to me. All other girls on this forum are pug faced ugly skanky bitches compared to her.
 
This thread has been derailed. Where are your attention whore pictures ZT and TC? It's been 1 whole page and no pictures.

I'm ****ing disappointed in you assholes.

Post pictures or stop derailing this mother****ing thread.

It's about time we get a new one and ban ZT and TC from posting pictures in it. :|
 
Pesmerga said:
**** you Virus, Skaadi belongs to me. All other girls on this forum are pug faced ugly skanky bitches compared to her.
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Coming from Pesh, I'm going to take that as sweet.

lefty said:
I'll cut you, ****. Skaadi's mine. Go on, tell 'em baby.
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You're not going to urinate over my front door are you? In a good way of course

VirusType2 said:
awww that always works. :)


so have you picked out what shirt to wear or what?
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Ermmmm. Kinda. But my photobucket is being a bitch so I can't upload pics at present :(

Edit: No wait.

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I was thinking that more, or something.
 
toaster-chan said:
There should be two threads. One for ZT and I, the other for the rest of you. I am guessing that the latter will be updated much more frequently.
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This sounds like a solid and reasonable plan.
Skaadi said:
Picture4.jpg


I was thinking that more, or something.
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Pretty :)

So wait, seriously, what did Virus say that was offensive, did I miss something? Please tell!
 
zombieturtle01 said:
This sounds like a solid and reasonable plan.


Pretty :)

So wait, seriously, what did Virus say that was offensive, did I miss something? Please tell!
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Thankee. And nothing. Virus was just being sweet :)

And hehe thanks Koola.
 
Skaadi said:
You're not going to urinate over my front door are you? In a good way of course
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*grumble* wish you'd urinate on me...

what a cutie, by the way. Never really knew. Can't see a thing out of that gimp mask.
 
so you decided not to do your hair like that? After all that work? After all my efforts?

Hmph.
 
VirusType2 said:
so you decided not to do your hair like that? After all that work? After all my efforts?

Hmph.
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LOL. Gosh no, that photo was taken about a year ago. And by the looks of things hair washing was needed.

lefty said:
*grumble* wish you'd urinate on me...

what a cutie, by the way. Never really knew. Can't see a thing out of that gimp mask.
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Say WUT?
 
I never knew skaadi was so cute because I couldn't see out of the gimp mask.

GOD
 
lefty said:
*grumble* wish you'd urinate on me... [He wishes that Skaadi would urinate on him]

what a cutie, by the way. Never really knew. Can't see a thing out of that gimp mask. [Usually when he and Skaadi are having sex he's wearing a gimp mask and so he didn't ever really know that she was pretty]
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Solved... And beaten to the punch!
 
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