Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[Solaris]

The waistcoat?
3quid from Primark loool

 

[lefty]

I have a pocket watch and am a pirate.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

You are not a pirate.

 

[Iron Kat]

I'm loving that look, Lefty!!!

 

[VirusType2]

All pirates have an eyepatch and a parrot. FAct.

 

[lefty]

You are not a pirate.

You are right. But sometimes I like to pretend.

 

[lefty]

All pirates have an eyepatch and a parrot. FAct.

Can a pirate have monkeys?

 

[Solaris]

I got infracted for claiming to be a pirate.

 

[lefty]

Except I'm a real pirate, not some pussy files pirate.

 

[Gray Fox]

I got infracted for claiming to be a pirate.

You get infracted whenever the mods feel like it, you still surprised when it happens?

BTW I pleaded with Munro and Samon to make you a mod, but they declined and made fun of me.
How horrible is that.

 

[VirusType2]

@ Solaris [Jokes]

No really, you look sharp.

Maybe we are jealous. All we have are pirate costumes.

But won't you feel silly in that outfit on a pirate ship. You'd be the guy on the plank.

 

[lefty]

He'd be gettin' "planked" pretty much constantly.

 

[VirusType2]

Don't you want to see our wooden legs.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

You get infracted whenever the mods feel like it, you still surprised when it happens?

BTW I pleaded with Munro and Samon to make you a mod, but they declined and made fun of me.
How horrible is that.

That's so not true. The infraction bit at least. We did actually make fun of Solaris.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

The waistcoat?
3quid from Primark loool

When did you buy it?
This is not a joke about retro clothing.

I've been looking for a waist coat myself, although I've rather gone off Primark this last year or so. The only thing I've bought from there recently is socks and they came apart after 3 weeks. My favourite jacket is from Primark though. You can turn it inside out and it still buttons up.

This is me wearing it, zool. This is actually quite an old photo now.

[I am actually going to murder you and bury you in the woods, toaster.]

 

[Kamikazie]

Taken 3 hours ago.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You are ****ing OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD. Bang the girl on your left.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I was going to make a joke about how you wouldn't say that if she turned to face the camera, but then I realised that you probably would.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Maybe its not a girl :x

 

[Kamikazie]

You are ****ing OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD. Bang the girl on your left.

I <3 you Willie. And yes Sulks, I would too!

 

[Vegeta897]

Maybe she IS facing the camera.

 

[Sam]

My hair looks longer and darker when it's straightened and has a bit of product on.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

What kind of product :naughty:

 

[Sam]

Buttery seawater.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Oh.

charmeleon

 

[Sam]

That's the name of the deoderant I use.

 

[phantomdesign]

All that you can post. Or if you don't feel like it the prettiest.

A few more from this summer . . .

P.S. I'm going to shave my hair soon.

 

[Vegeta897]

So how many girlfriends do you have exactly?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Good God, man, see a doctor! Your hair is growing into your brain!

 

[phantomdesign]

Can a pirate have monkeys?
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6835/dsc02482qw0.jpg

You need a screaming flying monkey.

 

[phantomdesign]

So how many girlfriends do you have exactly?

Not enough

Good God, man, see a doctor! Your hair is growing into your brain!

You're cracking me up!

By the way, before I shave my head; anyone have any crazy hair ideas?

 

[lefty]

You need a screaming flying monkey.

I keep that one in my ass.

 

[Vegeta897]

By the way, before I shave my head; anyone have any crazy hair ideas?

Is this a joke?

 

[Iron Kat]

Just shave the sides so you have a mohican and dye it green.

 

[MJ12]

Can a pirate have monkeys?

Oh **** you, why do you get to win?

 

[lefty]

Because I'm a weeeener.

 

[Unfocused]

Phantomdesign's image specialists advised him to post pictures of him accompanied by women, to make him look like the outgoing alpha male. However the value you built that way is slightly lowered by the lack of a hip hairstyle in the last two photos.

You're still the man, tho.

 

[MJ12]

Okay, I admit it, you are pretty damn cuddly lefty.

 

[lefty]

yay, I am cuddly.

 

[phantomdesign]

Is this a joke?

no, but feel free to laugh anyway

Just shave the sides so you have a mohican and dye it green.

too predictable (sounds like a mullet too)

Phantomdesign's image specialists advised him to post pictures of him accompanied by women, to make him look like the outgoing alpha male. However the value you built that way is slightly lowered by the lack of a hip hairstyle in the last two photos.

You're still the man, tho.

Those two pics are from early summer, before I lost half my brain and went blond. Careful with inflating the ego, my advisers say that may cause guidoitis with symptoms of douchebaggery.