Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

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Yeah, nothing on it but some music though. I'm just a lurker.

It's under a secret name :O
 
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She had dem apple bottom jeans, tail with the fur! And had da whole .net lookin at her...she hit da floor, next thang you know...

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Okay, enough cartoons, let's get a real picture of pnkle's ass.
 
Eff you guys, I need to find a camera.

I've been saying that for like three months now.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKkkkkKKKkkk.
 
Koola Mena said:
She had dem apple bottom jeans, tail with the fur! And had da whole .net lookin at her...she hit da floor, next thang you know...

...Shorty got LOW

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God I love you.

Beard pics incoming sometime soon.
 
I have a beard of sorts. I grew it on the off chance that I would be transported back in time to the Victorian era, or possibly just a fancy dress party (In the present).

toaster-chan said:
I don't live anywhere near a lake!
No, that is a lie. But I don't live near Lake Erie.
Either way, I don't know how a lake is supposed to keep me company. Perhaps there are women who live in the lake and give out swords 'n shit. Or maybe you can take me on a moonlit boat ride and dump my body in the lake, awww wouldn't that be romantic<3
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I didn't think of it like that, but actually you'll have lots of friends when you're swimming with the fishes, yes.

But no, water keeps people company, right? Mine talks to me...
 
Koola Mena said:
She had dem apple bottom jeans, tail with the fur! And had da whole .net lookin at her...she hit da floor, next thang you know...

...Shorty got LOW

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jaja i hear that song all the time from my cousin :bounce:
 
Trying to let out your inner Chewbacca, eh?
 
toaster-chan said:
Trust me, my vag makes Chewie look clean-cut in comparison.

And I was just hoping for some simple black panties with the Star Wars logo on them but NO. NO. NO GODDAMMIT NO
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Oh dear.
 
Here is a man doing an impression of toaster's vagina:

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toaster-chan said:
Did you know that they don't make Star Wars panties? It's true. See, I'm reminded of this because what prompted me to look for Star Wars panties was a picture of a girl wearing Superman panties. And I mean, Superman and Star Wars are pretty similar in that a lot of people wear the merchandise not because they're a fan but solely for the image. So I figured if they make Superman panties, they MUST make Star Wars panties. But they don't. I was really sad. :<
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Perhaps when you get married to a man one day as a wedding present you both can get tattoos.

Yours could be the Sarlacc pit vagina, and his could be a Boba Fett Penis.
 
toaster-chan said:
Did you know that they don't make Star Wars panties? It's true. See, I'm reminded of this because what prompted me to look for Star Wars panties was a picture of a girl wearing Superman panties. And I mean, Superman and Star Wars are pretty similar in that a lot of people wear the merchandise not because they're a fan but solely for the image. So I figured if they make Superman panties, they MUST make Star Wars panties. But they don't. I was really sad. :<
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There's not-official ones out there, but they're quite good.
 
You know, I was going to ask how you knew that. After thinking about it for a few minutes, I really don't want to find out. Ever.
 
Actually Toaster, I do have some Star Wars Boxers, they are awesome, it's like A New Hope collage on the front, got them from Marcs for like 4 bucks, Luke's face printed right at the crotch opening area.
 
toaster-chan said:
Well yes, but we all know that I prefer to squeeze my penis into women's underwear rather than wear men's underwear.

Though boxers are good for sleeping in.
Like the red plaid ones that I have for this purpose!
Which reminds me of the time when I was driving from my father's house to my mother's, and I was wearing what I woke up in. The same red plaid boxers, a form-fitted blue shirt with the Union Jack and fuzzy letters that say "Cheers, London" (look, I didn't buy it, I don't even ****ing know where it came from, but it seriously the softest shirt I have ever worn so the original owner is definitely never getting it back), and some beaded moccasins that I threw on. Basically, I looked a bit special needs, to say the least. I guess I didn't quite think things through, because I had to stop to get gas during the trip. And I did. I got a few looks, but whatever man. That shit was comfortable.
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You steal everything!
 
toaster-chan said:
Look, it's not my fault. I just pulled my laundry out of the dryer, and hey there that shirt was. Whoever it belonged to deserved to have it stolen.

It is really SO comfortable, though. SO COMFORTABLE.
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And what about Daddy's books? WHAT ABOUT DADDY'S BOOKS?!?
 
the second picture looks like that head in your avatar,Shamrock
 
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