Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[MorganFreeman911]

I'm going to kill you in your sleep.

Doesn't work, wtf toastrar?

 

[lefty]

It worked earlier and I saw it, hohoho.

 

[Vegeta897]

Oh god.

 

[kineaesth]

FUUUUCK that's horrible.

 

[Qonfused]

I hate this thread.

 

[MJ12]

Toaster is being ****ed so hard her eyes rolled back in her head. What don't you guys like about this?

 

[Vegeta897]

That it's not me doing the ****ing?

 

[Qonfused]

...

See, before it was kinda cute, Veg. Now...

 

[MJ12]

...

See, before it was kinda cute, Veg. Now...

I don't find the idea of a woman with red lipstick, blond hair, and a blank expression being ****ed so hard her eyes roll into the back of her head as "kinda cute" tbh D:




...I FIND IT REALLY CUTE

 

[staticprimer]

I just shit my pants. And not in a good way either.

 

[kineaesth]

You've never seen my face. Any of you. Ahaha

 

[Vegeta897]

There it is!

 

[kineaesth]

I heard Vegeta fancies toaster.
Yes.

 

[Vegeta897]

Hey, man.

Come on.

 

[MJ12]

Vegeta gets crazy drunk.

 

[Qonfused]

If you only knew.

 

[MJ12]

I've been over his house like 100+ times, every time he answers the door he's all drunk and sad. He looks at me, "Paaaatt.... Comb Inside.." *lightly smiles and then vomits*

It can get really depressing.

 

[Vegeta897]

Why is this the first time I've become aware of your real name? Seems like I should have known it by now.

Are you sure I wasn't mistaking you for my personal stylist whose name also happens to be Pat, and who specializes in combs?

 

[lefty]

I heard Vegeta fancies toasters.
Yes.

Who doesn't?
EDIT:I bet combs doesn't. I mean don't.

 

[kineaesth]

He's been going downhill ever since he learned from museumoftechno that VODKA is the drink of techno.

 

[Vegeta897]

Don't give it away, man. I've got the market under my control.

 

[lefty]

Strawberry cordial. It's like goddamn redwall.

Sherry is the drink of the tweed-wearing.

 

[lefty]

It's worse than that, man. After the first few drinks, he starts getting REALLY angry with me. I try to be a good wife and all, you know, make him sandwiches and pies before he even has to ask, but once he starts drinking he's just totally unpredictable. One time he broke three of my ribs because he didn't like the kind of mustard I used on his sandwich.

That's outrageous. How many damn kinds of mustard are there?!

 

[Vegeta897]

It's worse than that, man. After the first few drinks, he starts getting REALLY angry with me. I try to be a good wife and all, you know, make him sandwiches and pies before he even has to ask, but once he starts drinking he's just totally unpredictable. One time he broke three of my ribs because he didn't like the kind of mustard I used on his sandwich.

You stupid bitch. When have I EVER told you to put brown mustard on my sandwich? That's ****ing nasty.

But now I want some ribs, so chop chop.

 

[kineaesth]

Don't give it away, man. I've got the market under my control.

Yeah, shit, sorry. I edited.

 

[MJ12]

One time he wanted to play a game with me, so I am like okay, and he's all like "Xbax, I wanna play in it.... XBOX, I SAID IN IT THAT I WANT TO PLAY IT OFTEN!!!" and he threw this orange at me and he's like "Play in, in it, PLAY IT CONTROLLER, OR YOU'RE GUNNA LOSE........... **** LOOK YOU MAKE IT LOSE, ****, GO, GO HAME, HOME" and he forced me out. I had to sleep outside that night.

 

[VirusType2]

I have no idea what's going on anymore. And I like it.

KA man, you pasted postered pictures of your pasty ghost

Please hold while I resurrect it.

so you never told us which one is you

 

[Kula Meenur]

I honestly wonder how in hell that pasty ghost bloke ever got into that pub... was it a theme night or something?


Also, if that's you in the black and white striped shirt KA, you look like my dad hawt.

 

[VirusType2]

Now I think he's the one in the background who turned around and isn't even facing the camera

 

[Kula Meenur]

Or the one that's entirely out of the shot?


...if he'd wanted us to know i guess he would have said, meh.

 

[Eejit]

He's the one holding the camera.

 

[Iron Kat]

Emo Kat is emo!

 

[Mech Man]

For a few seconds i thought that ment the year 2100.

 

[Iron Kat]

I think it does mean that actually!! Just ignore the dates on all of my photos. When I got the camera I never managed to figure out how to set the date, so they all have obscure dates! The really annoying thing is that in my Flickr account it's organized my photos by date, so there are folders named 2100, 2090, etc. It really pisses me off!

 

[Druckles]

I'm sure all of HL2.net are just clones of one another.

 

[Kula Meenur]

^Lol yeah he looks a bit like Llama!

 

[Mech Man]

I think it does mean that actually!! Just ignore the dates on all of my photos. When I got the camera I never managed to figure out how to set the date, so they all have obscure dates! The really annoying thing is that in my Flickr account it's organized my photos by date, so there are folders named 2100, 2090, etc. It really pisses me off!

So you can time travel eh? Do you mind if I give you a call next time i need some one assassinated?

 

[Iron Kat]

So you can time travel eh? Do you mind if I give you a call next time i need some one assassinated?

Lol! Sure! I can use Anduril! Not killed anyone with him for a while though, so my sword-handling skills might be a little rusty!!

 

[Eejit]

^Lol yeah he looks a bit like Llama!

And his hat is similar to mine.



... hats are part of the cloning process.

 

[Iron Kat]

I have two trilbies and I wear them whenever I go out. I'll have to post some pics of my self wearing them (not together. Probably.).
Edit: I've found this photo of me and my friend Agnes at our college presentation.