Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[Shamrock]

Better than your old one Sinko.

 

[Dog--]

So does a suit.

EDIT: **** you Shamrock.

 

[VirusType2]

We need to make a flash.

"The Wonderful Life of Iron Kat"

It would look like a still shot.

It really hurts me to leave you, but not as much as when we were together. And that's what really hurts. *removes rubber ball gag*

'They toss it, and leave it, and I pull up quick to retrieve it.' - SirMixAlot

Here's the guy that's been fapping to all your pictures:

I'm flattered!!!! :cheese:

What does HL2.net think of my haircut?

There ya go man. Way better, don't you think?

 

[sinkoman]

There ya go man. Way better, don't you think?

Definitely.

Thing is, this is how I get my hair cut each and every time. Give it a week or two, it'll look exactly how it did before

My hairs, they grow fast.

 

[Kula Meenur]

What does HL2.net think of my haircut?

Lookin' swauve sinko! :upstare:



*two thumbs up*

 

[Iron Kat]

In three to four days I will have new glasses to show off to you all!!!

 

[Gray Fox]

Here's the guy that's been fapping to all your pictures:

(Hint: it's me)

Kut Marrokaan.

 

[PvtRyan]

Kut Marrokaan.

Vieze negert.

 

[lefty]

Da Kommissar?

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Shit who needs hats when you can do BACKFLIPS

Im also sure I was the single whitest person in the Dominican Republic when that shot was taken. Which is ironic because I am also part Dominican.

 

[kineaesth]

No you're Dominican.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

no u.

Also part 2 to that didn't end well.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Lol cracker of a shot Adrik!

 

[ktimekiller]

my webcam recently broke =(

 

[VirusType2]

Maybe they were giving you dirty looks because you were diving where it is clearly marked 'NO DIVING' in gigantic roman letters.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Listen alright a backflip is not a dive, its more of a fancy jump if you will. Besides if they say anything Id just be all "I DONT SPEAK ENGLISH LEAVE ME ALONE." and continue doing backflips. Besides it was kind of a backfail.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Backflop?

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Exactly.

 

[VirusType2]

A backflip is definately a dive.

Spreken zie Deutsch?

Nein Sturzkampfflugzeug!

 

[Krynn72]

Even engulfed in motion blur, your hairy legs stand out amongst the hairiest!

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Hell yeah I got man legs. Chewbacca legs even.

 

[Phobie]

u guise!1

p.s. my hair is always that messy.

 

[Stigmata]

I awwww^___^'d.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

scrunchyfacelolawomg.

 

[Qonfused]

:3 baw

 

[Bad^Hat]

You call that a rat's nest? That barely looks habitable, not even a twig in sight. For god's sake, you couldn't even pass for a librarian! You have failed at disgusting me.

Brownie points for epic scrunchfaec, tho.

 

[Druckles]

Psht, I've scrunched scrunchier faces than that in my short scrunchied existence.

 

[lefty]

Yeah, but you're not all cute like a phobie.

 

[Druckles]

Let's see how you'd look scrunched, Mr. Scrunched-To-Be!

 

[lefty]

As soon as I find the cord to my camera *phbbbbt*

 

[Majestic XII]

I knew clicking on this thread was worth it!

 

[Druckles]

I just realised. Why the hell does she have a sleeve on one arm, and not the other?

 

[Raziaar]

Maybe it's a blanket draped over one arm.

She is in bed.

 

[lefty]

Topless phobie? I don't even care, LOOK AT THA WEE NOSIE

 

[Druckles]

You're saying she's nekkid?

 

[Phobie]

I just realised. Why the hell does she have a sleeve on one arm, and not the other?

I think it's a weird top I can't remember :3

 

[VirusType2]

Phobie, you are so pretty. I'm coming to England. I'm on my way now. I'm on foot, so I'll be there pretty soon. I'll sell my car for shoe money.

 

[-Kashmir-]

For insurance purposes only.

And baww Phobie :3

 

[Phobie]

Phobie, you are so pretty. I'm coming to England. I'm on my way now. I'm on foot, so I'll be there pretty soon. I'll sell my car for shoe money.

VT2 you are so lovely. I'm waiting for you. I'm still waiting and you'll be here pretty soon. I'm a pikey and will be beating you up on your arrival and stealing your shoe money.

[EDIT] re: that top. It's a tshirt I forgot I had and wore. This is me wearing it on the same day I think. I think that one of the sleeves rode up and my hair is covering it. I didn't put the picture in this thread because this isn't a pictures of Phobie thread. But yeah THE TOP IS REVEALED. inb4 hypnotoad. I look like him there!@_@

 

[Sam]

Kashmir looks lovely, except for the soulless black pits of eyes.

Phobie, on the other hand is a mess and I th-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOPHOAB.