Do you adjust your cock?

[Stigmata]

This thread is wrong, but oh so right.

Fixed.

that's called pocket pool ..remind me never to shake your hand

The medical term is "being huge".

 

[CptStern]

really? your momma referred to it as a trouser worm

 

[CptStern]

This thread is wrong on so many levels.

nothing that couldnt be discreetly adjusted ...hold on a sec ...<flip> ..there ya go ...so what were we talking about? oh ya, pleased to meet you <offers up hand>

 

[taviow]

Of course I do, but it's all so subtle you will never notice.
At least I think nobody ever noticed.
oh...

 

[Bad^Hat]

That, dear boy, is called masturbation.

Wow, I always just called it "rapid readjustment to administer pleasure and recirculate vital fluids", but this "masturbation" thing is so much simpler. Let's hope it catches on.

 

[Slug Advisor]

HL2.net, you're beginning to scare me. I'm afraid our autosexual affair just can't carry on.

Just kidding.

 

[Operational]

If I have to adjust I'll go to the bathroom. The required motions are generally not suitable for subtle adjustments.

Also, lol

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Occassionally especially if...wait .......no I won't go there...

 

[Narvi]

Depends on whether it pops out or not.

Of the underwear, I mean.

Yes. The underwear.

 

[Shamrock]

Hm.. This thread would have been far superior with the title as "Did you just adjust your cock?!"

 

[Vegeta897]

In Soviet Russia, cock adjusts you!

 

[Operational]

Glad I don't live in Soviet Russia D:

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

In public? That seems a bit over the top. I'm not some ridiculous shock-value person nor do I have any conditions that prohibit my social conditioning. I've seen this though, in all magnitudes. I had a class with a girl who quite likely was developmentally challenged (though her brain worked intellectually). She would often reach down her pants and make some kind of adjustment. I remember teachers would talk to her and students would be afraid to dance with her in Gym class during the dancing unit. It was quite the awkward and disgusting situation. There's more stories involving her that I just can't bring myself to get into.

Adjustments in public are odd, in that even seemingly harmless things like tucking a shirt in or pulling the hair out of your eyes are considered somewhat taboo depending on the audience. Different cultures have different rules and nuances that can be realized in the most harsh way possible. But as a rule of thumb, regardless of the culture, keeping ones hands out of the pants in any type of social environment seems like a good idea.

In front of the guys simply going straight downstairs to move the balls out of that awkward misalignment is perfectly acceptable.

 

[Darkside55]

I had a class with a girl who quite likely was developmentally challenged (though her brain worked intellectually). She would often reach down her pants and make some kind of adjustment. I remember teachers would talk to her and students would be afraid to dance with her in Gym class during the dancing unit. It was quite the awkward and disgusting situation. There's more stories involving her that I just can't bring myself to get into.

This is awesome, so I don't understand the reactions of yourself, the teachers, and your classmates.

 

[Vegeta897]

I had a class with a girl who quite likely was developmentally challenged (though her brain worked intellectually). She would often reach down her pants and make some kind of adjustment. I remember teachers would talk to her and students would be afraid to dance with her in Gym class during the dancing unit. It was quite the awkward and disgusting situation.

I'm guessing she wasn't hot.

She's hot in my imagination, so I require more stories.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

This is awesome, so I don't understand the reactions of yourself, the teachers, and your classmates.

She was nearly retarded, socially, and not at all attractive in any way. You do the math.

I'm guessing she wasn't hot.

She's hot in my imagination, so I require more stories.

Not hot, but I can write erotic stories for you , just ask via PM. It'll cost you though.

 

[Vegeta897]

Damnit.

 

[Shamrock]

She was nearly retarded, socially, and not at all attractive in any way. You do the math.

Completely fuckable then.

 

[Darkside55]

I agree with the above statement.

 

[Shamrock]

I agree with the above statement.

I agree with the below statement.

 

[Slug Advisor]

I disagree with the above statement.

 

[Trevelyan]

Yes, all the time. I'm not shy but I hate to see other men do it!...well, it can depend on the posture/facial expression of the ball fiddler. Thats another thing, adjectives like fiddle & fondle are associated with 'adjusting' your cock/balls which...sucks balls, I hate those expressions

 

[sinkoman]

I grab and squeez and shuffle them in public all the time, and nobody seems to mind.

I've had chicks walk up to me to talk to me while i've still got my sack in my hand, still lofting it up and down, and they don't seem to give a shit.

Either that or I rock at touching myself so hard that nobody can even tell when i'm doing it.

Just keep your hands outside of your shorts and it's all good

I wonder what I'd pick between the two-

Cock: gives you something to stick into a woman

Balls: gives you testosterone

So it's either be girly with a dick or manly without.

You can always play stinkyfingers, so long as you've got the drive to do it...

 

[LackingSaint]

Yeah, sometimes it starts to slip out of the bottom of my trousers, so I have to adjust my leg to pull it back in.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Jaja I is do.

 

[Crash]

Hell yes...with pride....

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

High five Crash. Or rather, HIGH COCK!

 

[ríomhaire]

If I'm uncomfortable I do it using my hand in my pocket.

Dangly, sweaty plus very senstive can mean those bits can get in quite awkward and uncomfortable possitions.

 

[Crash]

High five Crash. Or rather, HIGH COCK!

:cheers:

 

[Vegeta897]

If I'm uncomfortable I do it using my hand in my pocket.

And when you aren't uncomfortable, you ask someone else to do it.

With their mouth.

 

[ríomhaire]

Vegeta you are truly a master of subtle wit.

 

[Qonfused]

I adjust all the time.

 

[AmishSlayer]

Standing in public I'll do whatever it takes to get the job done.

If I'm in class or a similar situation, I try to adjust subtly because most of my classes I'm surrounded by women (easy psych. classes ftw).

If it's a small emergency, like I have to stand up in front of the class to give a speech or something and I happen to have a hard-on. I quickly reach in and flip it into the waistband and make sure my shirt is low enough. The last thing I want is to look like I'm smuggling a long-stalk mushroom in my pants standing in front of the class....or do I?

 

[French Ninja]

Im adjusting them right now!

 

[K e r b e r o s]

However, if I manage to get a half mast going, that thing either gets rubbed out or... something I won't say.

Reward our natural curiosity with an explanation, I dare say!

 

[A-Bike]

Usually with some kind of wrench

 

[CyberPitz]

Lawl, I read the title, hit "Last Page", then unconsciously adjusted.

 

[highlander]

I read the thread title as "did you adjust your clock?"

Also, no, it's all perfect.

 

[kineaesth]

Usually with some kind of wrench

OH GOD A-Bike HAS RETURNED! AMAZING!​

 

[Stigmata]

Usually with some kind of wrench

I'm a huge fan of your work.