Do you adjust your cock?

[kineaesth]

Usually with some kind of wrench

And this is his glorious comeback.

 

[stemot]

Yes, sometimes I need the comfort only a re-structuring of the bollocks can provide.

 

[Lucid]

Of course, if I'm uncomfortable you bet your ass that I'll adjust my junk.

Also, read the title as "Do you adjust your clock?" had to do a double-take.

 

[[Matt]]

go commando and just let your bits hang down one leg.... problem solved. :bounce:

edit:- just thought i would ask this. Im right handed and dress to the left and a long time ago whilst i was in a pub with friends the conversation steered its way to exactly this subject. I happen to mention that i believe its far more common for right handed males to dress to the left as well as left handed males to dress to the right. Ive always wondered whether this is the case... anyone want to help disprove my hypothesis? :E

 

[Dodo]

if you adjust your cock, do it in style.

-dodo

 

[Bad^Hat]

"Adjust" it into a vagina you mean?

 

[Smoke]

This thread made me touch my cock.

No, seriously.

 

[Pesmerga]

I'm touching my cock right now.

 

[Dodo]

im naked.

-dodo

 

[soulslicer]

Man is cowboy.. Man has big cock..man is touching and adjusting cock..man smiles..

Picture here:

Spoiler

 

[Saturos]

The poll is a bit limited really. There should be an, "occasionally adjust balls" option.
When I do have to adjust, I just play alittle discreet pocket pool when no one's looking and shoot for the side pocket.

Sometimes going commando (free ball, or whatever) helps too. In fact, that's what I'm doing now!
Freakin' tight ass drawers sometimes bunches up my scrotum and makes my life miserable, so I seldomly wear any to avoid the need to adjust in public.

 

[Xendance]

This thread is so retarded.

 

[AmishSlayer]

This thread is so retarded.

your retahded

*adjusts*

 

[Ennui]

This thread is so retarded.

I'm reading select posts outloud to my friend and eliciting many lols

 

[Vegeta897]

I'm reading select posts outloud to my friend and eliciting many lols

The perfect retard test.

 

[Shamrock]

The perfect retard test.

Test retard the perfect.

 

[Sulkdodds]

If they don't laugh, they're a robot.

 

[Seppo]

by the way, the next time you adjust, pay attention to the first few seconds after you're done with the adjustment. with 99.9% certainty i can say that you WILL smell your hand. it's automatic and you won't even notice until it's too late. i think it's pretty interesting. i mean what makes us want to smell ourselves? it's most likely some kind of a primitive instinct or something.

 

[Pesmerga]

I don't smell my hand when I grab my cock, Seppo. I think that's something you should see someone about, though.

 

[Loke]

Yes and quite openly (no pun intended) with people I know around me. With strangers around? Not so much, I try and hide it like under a desk or when no one is looking. Otherwise I put my hand in my pocket and try to put it back into position; most of the time making it only worse.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

by the way, the next time you adjust, pay attention to the first few seconds after you're done with the adjustment. with 99.9% certainty i can say that you WILL smell your hand. it's automatic and you won't even notice until it's too late. i think it's pretty interesting. i mean what makes us want to smell ourselves? it's most likely some kind of a primitive instinct or something.

OMG I just ****ing adjusted and smelt the second before I read this post.

WHY GOD?

 

[DigiQ8]

OMG I just ****ing adjusted and smelt the second before I read this post.

WHY GOD?

>: D



5chr

 

[Lizardizzle]

I usually do the "pocket Method" or the "under the desk method." and if I cant stand it, and Im walking in public, I try a quick scoop, usually through the pocket.

 

[Pesmerga]

Also, I wear boxer briefs, which provides my cock with much needed comfort and stoic positioning.

 

[Wleikko]

Yes. Yes I do.

 

[Omnomnick]

In public no, I just squirm around until they sit correctly.