Do you pee in the shower?

Hurm?

  • Never

    Votes: 46 28.4%

  • Rarely

    Votes: 19 11.7%

  • Sometimes

    Votes: 29 17.9%

  • Often

    Votes: 20 12.3%

  • ALWAYS

    Votes: 40 24.7%

  • Shower?

    Votes: 8 4.9%
  • Total voters
    162
Depends. If I have to piss before I get in the shower, I'm going to just piss in the shower, but if I wake up and have to piss and not want to shower at that time, then le toilet is where it goes.
 
Shamrock said:
Depends. If I have to piss before I get in the shower, I'm going to just piss in the shower, but if I wake up and have to piss and not want to shower at that time, then le toilet is where it goes.
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See that is strange, because you have access to the toilet. Most people pee in the shower because the sound of water / being wet triggers it and you just have to pee (and why not if you can aim well). But to think "I'm going in the shower in a second, I need a pee...I'll do it while I'm in there" is STRANGE. WEE BEFORE.
 
Hectic Glenn said:
See that is strange, because you have access to the toilet. Most people pee in the shower because the sound of water / being wet triggers it and you just have to pee (and why not if you can aim well). But to think "I'm going in the shower in a second, I need a pee...I'll do it while I'm in there" is STRANGE. WEE BEFORE.
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So you want me to waste a toilet bowl of water instead of just going into the shower and using that water? That doesn't make any sense. Even though it's not much time, it still saves time to jump in the shower and piss in there instead of pissing in front of the toilet then jumping into the shower.
 
the hotter the shower for me, the more likely i'd pee, quick we need a graph!!
 
Personally I just piss in my pants. Takes far too much time to go all the way to the bathroom--plus chicks dig guys who reek of urea, it's like pheromones. I know this because I read it online somewhere.
 
I actually recall a time as a child, where I went in the bathroom to take a piss in the toilet, and my brother walked in. He needed to use the toilet, so instead of waiting, he just pee'd into the shower. No water on. Nothing. My mom flipped out.
 
When I was a baby my brother and I took baths together and apparently on more than one occasion he just let it all go and shit in the tub.

On another occasion he took one of my mom's leg razors and sliced the hell out of my back, laughing all the while.

Those are both completely true stories.
 
**** yes I pee in the shower sometimes. Urine is sterile bitches. I don't pee on my feet though.

Triple points for anyone who has ever peed into the toilet while standing in the shower. Females exempted from this competition due to lack of awesome aiming abilities.
 
BHC said:
When I was a baby my brother and I took baths together and apparently on more than one occasion he just let it all go and shit in the tub.

On another occasion he took one of my mom's leg razors and sliced the hell out of my back, laughing all the while.

Those are both completely true stories.
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Yeah my brother and I took baths together as little kids too, and he shit all the time in the tub, and I would start laughing.
 
I pee in the shower every single time. Also, since i'm using the shower and not laying in the tub, i'm usually way far away from the urine. Also also, I never even have to pee until the water starts running. Makes me angry.
 
Warming up the shower water should trigger a piss. When you feel it coming on, temporarily turn off the water and go in the toilet.

Christ, what a conglomerate of special people. But to be fair, urination is the only thing I never had a problem with.
 
VirusType2 said:
Warming up the shower water should trigger a piss. When you feel it coming on, temporarily turn off the water and go in the toilet.
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Or you can save time, water and effort and piss in the shower.
 
No, I don't pee in the shower.

"BUT IT'S NOT LIKE... AND YOU SAVE WATER... DOWN THE SAME PIPE ANYW-".

Hush. The shower is for taking showers not pissing.
 
Qonfused said:
Or you can save time, water and effort and piss in the shower.
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That's so disgusting. I bet it's got beige stains and smells like bacteria. I'll bet you nasty ****s catch a wank in there too.
 
Qonfused said:
Occasionally. I don't really see the big deal, and when I see people that think it's disgusting, it makes me laugh. Really? Is it that gross? If you're really hitting your feet with your stream, then you: a) are five, b) suck.
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I lol'd

Ennui said:
Triple points for anyone who has ever peed into the toilet while standing in the shower. Females exempted from this competition due to lack of awesome aiming abilities.
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If anything, females should receive a bonus for succeeding where all others fail.
 
VirusType2 said:
That's so disgusting. I bet it's got beige stains and smells like bacteria. I'll bet you nasty ****s catch a wank in there too.
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Personally I only pee in the water stream, downstream from my feet, where it will get washed away. I also periodically clean my shower and bathroom so it's not really a big deal. The shower isn't my go-to pee place, but if I forget to pee before getting in and I realize I have to, why not let her rip?
 
VirusType2 said:
That's so disgusting. I bet it's got beige stains and smells like bacteria. I'll bet you nasty ****s catch a wank in there too.
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I lol'd. But then I realized you're actually serious. Which caused more lols.
 
Gotta love taking a shit in the shower.

Just wash it with some water and over a few days it will eventually corrode and go down the drain.

Just make sure to cover it with some body wash too.
 
Hell no, the only time I did that I was like six years old or so.

Peeing in a wetsuit would be a more interesting question except most of you have probably never worn one.
 
What about peeing while swimming in a lake/ocean?
 
zombieturtle01 said:
What about peeing while swimming in a lake/ocean?
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Micro-organisms will be loving that hot stream and will follow it up your dick hole with all their might. There is even a parasite that - once inside, uses barbs that pierce your skin so it can't come out.
 
VirusType2 said:
^Never do this.

Micro-organisms will be loving that hot stream and will follow it up your dick hole with all their might.
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That shit is only in African rivers or some shit.
 
South American I believe ZT, the Amazon for one.
 
Sometimes I'm so sleepy I forget to pee. But if I'm not, I usually do.
 
I piss in the shower all the time. I always aim for the drain, which is why it never ruins the shower.
 
How the hell would it anyways, as long as the water is on it isn't going to do shit but go down the drain. It's not like you're marinating the tub.
 
VirusType2 said:
Micro-organisms will be loving that hot stream and will follow it up your dick hole with all their might. There is even a parasite that - once inside, uses barbs that pierce your skin so it can't come out.
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Oh toss off with the germophobia :p

That parasite is only in like the Amazon or some shit, and I've been peeing in lakes and rivers quite freely my whole life and my penis has not been invaded by urine-loving death bacteria
 
Warped said:
like i said before, i catch myself doing it when i'm hungover or still drunk and if your with a chick in the shower you just gotta go sometimes all over her all ready wet body, you just do it
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This is the best post in the thread.
 
That was not a fun image, Willie.

So who here pulls the lever in the shower?
 
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